RPG fantasy world religions are silly
Posted: September 7th, 2015, 11:46
I had a thought just now in the shower (yes, I work from home, I shower at weird times of the day). Religions as represented in most fantasy worlds, especially RPG fantasy worlds, are fuck all like how religion works in the real world.
In nearly every case, real world religion can be best described as believing in something whilst having no proof. Hell, most of the time there isn't even any evidence that wouldn't be thrown out of a court case or cause your scientific paper to be laughed out of the peer review process. In real world religion, one religion tends to believe that another religions god is either secretly evil or non-existent. Gods in real world religion are generally represented as all powerful immortals, whilst people are fragile meatbags that relatively speaking cant do shit.
Fantasy world religions, on the other hand, are cock all like this. There is often solid proof in the existence of fantasy gods, including in person appearances and reasonably common incidences of people who have god given super powers. Everyone pretty much agrees which gods are good and which are evil, and pretty much everyone agrees that they all exist, its just a question of which one you like more and want the favour of. Finally, although fantasy gods are represented similarly to real world gods, people can be lowly peasants, high level wizards or crazy potent liches wandering about eating powerful magical items. Its an analogue scale, rather than the real world binary situation, and with skill and luck someone can go from one end of it all the way up to the other.
This so far is all stuff I have moaned about before whilst talking about fantasy RPGs, because the silliness of how religion is represented in game sometimes gets in the way of my ability to empathise with characters. Why would anyone in D&D only worship one god when they know there are a whole bunch of them out there? Why would anyone worship an evil god, like, ever? What hasn't occurred to me before today is that there is something in the real world that closely matches how fantasy religion is handled. Its just not religion. Its politics.
We all know that politicians exist (unfortunately). Some of us will have met some of them. Some regular people even meet the PM or President sometimes, so arguing over whether one political party is "the one true party" would be silly. Instead, we argue about which one is best, and worship them with our votes. OK, so we don't all agree which ones are good and which are evil, but we do all largely agree how they are "aligned", its just more in terms of left and right. Some people are chosen by our political leaders and are given powers the rest of us don't have (although these tend to be more "policy making" and less "raising the dead"). Politicians are inarguably more powerful than the common man but, with skill and luck, any one of us could become an MP or equivalent and in theory we could even become the leader of a country. Its probably best if none of *us* do that.
The gods of D&D are not those worlds versions of Jehovah. They are not even Zeus. They are Ed Balls with immortality.
PS: Lets not get into a debate about real world religion though. The very fact that we even have those kind of debates just further proves my point: No one in D&D ever argued about whether religion causes wars. Of course it bloody does, when your god punched my god in the nose over a matter of spilled ambrosia.
In nearly every case, real world religion can be best described as believing in something whilst having no proof. Hell, most of the time there isn't even any evidence that wouldn't be thrown out of a court case or cause your scientific paper to be laughed out of the peer review process. In real world religion, one religion tends to believe that another religions god is either secretly evil or non-existent. Gods in real world religion are generally represented as all powerful immortals, whilst people are fragile meatbags that relatively speaking cant do shit.
Fantasy world religions, on the other hand, are cock all like this. There is often solid proof in the existence of fantasy gods, including in person appearances and reasonably common incidences of people who have god given super powers. Everyone pretty much agrees which gods are good and which are evil, and pretty much everyone agrees that they all exist, its just a question of which one you like more and want the favour of. Finally, although fantasy gods are represented similarly to real world gods, people can be lowly peasants, high level wizards or crazy potent liches wandering about eating powerful magical items. Its an analogue scale, rather than the real world binary situation, and with skill and luck someone can go from one end of it all the way up to the other.
This so far is all stuff I have moaned about before whilst talking about fantasy RPGs, because the silliness of how religion is represented in game sometimes gets in the way of my ability to empathise with characters. Why would anyone in D&D only worship one god when they know there are a whole bunch of them out there? Why would anyone worship an evil god, like, ever? What hasn't occurred to me before today is that there is something in the real world that closely matches how fantasy religion is handled. Its just not religion. Its politics.
We all know that politicians exist (unfortunately). Some of us will have met some of them. Some regular people even meet the PM or President sometimes, so arguing over whether one political party is "the one true party" would be silly. Instead, we argue about which one is best, and worship them with our votes. OK, so we don't all agree which ones are good and which are evil, but we do all largely agree how they are "aligned", its just more in terms of left and right. Some people are chosen by our political leaders and are given powers the rest of us don't have (although these tend to be more "policy making" and less "raising the dead"). Politicians are inarguably more powerful than the common man but, with skill and luck, any one of us could become an MP or equivalent and in theory we could even become the leader of a country. Its probably best if none of *us* do that.
The gods of D&D are not those worlds versions of Jehovah. They are not even Zeus. They are Ed Balls with immortality.
PS: Lets not get into a debate about real world religion though. The very fact that we even have those kind of debates just further proves my point: No one in D&D ever argued about whether religion causes wars. Of course it bloody does, when your god punched my god in the nose over a matter of spilled ambrosia.