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Place your nominations here for the OMG Haxxor award for 2013. This is awarded to the 5punker who has displayed the most gaming prowess this year, the insinuation being that they're cheating because we're all shit. Voting polls will go up in the new year.

At the risk of turning my votes worryingly DOTA themed, im going to vote Bits for this one. He seems to know what to do, and actually be able to do that thing, often both at the same time. That's more than I can achieve.

I was trying to remember who I was most often beheaded by in Chiv by, so I read the names of "friends who have this game" on steam, and found that the list was getting a bit ridiculously long. Then I got thinking about that brief sojourn to Burnout: Paradise City we made earlier in the year, and who turned my cars into a crumpled nest of metal most often. Maybe it's the taunts of "Grrriiii-miiiiieee!" over teamspeak as they're charging towards me with a longsword or a muscle car, but Joose, Fabyak, Mr. J and Bits stand out. The bastards.

I sort of want to give an honorary nomination to Sweetlips for tearing fluffy animals and skeletons to pieces in D&D, but I think he'd just be nonplussed by it.

Dota 2 is like golf. Generally most of us will play mediocre at best, and the game is made great by those moments when everything comes together and you pull off a team wipe against a team which have been kicking you around all game. Most of us get that maybe once a game, but the key to being good is consistency. That's where Roman beats pretty much all of us. However, Bits is not only about on par in Dota 2, but he's also bloody good at Civ and Unnatural Erection.

FUCKING RIKI ARGRBLRRRRGHHH.

In other words, shot2bits.

Bits - because every game, ever

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!

I'm gonna have to nominate pants for this, no matter what strategy/tactical game i play with him he always hands my arse too me, which reminds me we need to give frozen synapse another bash at some point, that game needs more loving.

Also that damned Elvis duck!

Frozen Endzone is pre-release released for beta tomorrow.

I seem to recall having my arse handed to me countless times by Tezz in DOTA, so he gets my nomination. HAX!

Roman Totale wrote:Bits - because every game, ever

Bits, Joose and Dogpants have been raping me mostly via the medium of DOTA.

Polls are up! Get your votes in before the 7th.