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Posted: May 21st, 2013, 14:26
by Wiggy
Yeah, but if it's XBox 720 then it's +716 better.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 14:28
by fabyak
oooooooo, interesting!

I think it'll be called the:

"X+1box(where X = whatever number Sony come up with)"

/insider

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 14:34
by Roman Totale
Infinity Box.


Squared.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 14:35
by Wiggy
PSInfinity+1noreturns

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 14:43
by fabyak
The XboxYouKnowThatNumberYou'reThinkingOf?YeahBiggerThanThat

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 14:48
by Mr. Johnson
Ybox.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 15:15
by Joose
I think it should be called the Cedric.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 15:25
by spoodie
Xbox 1080p Media Player Kinect DRM

or XB1080PMPKDRM for short

Xbox One Two Three

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 15:28
by TezzRexx
I think they should call it Peduran. Because it sounds like it'll play.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 15:51
by Grimmie
"We're re-booting the Xbox, it'll just be called Box."

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 15:55
by Dr. kitteny berk
Xbox infinity, logic being Sony can't find a higher number.

Unless we get PLAYSTATION INFINITY +1

Which I kinda hope they do.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 16:09
by Dog Pants
I'm going to guess that they'll forgo numbers completely and make up a name like a car. The X-Box Berlingo or something.

Xbox One

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 17:08
by spoodie
Xbox One. No joke, they went the other way.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 17:20
by Thompy
Any reason on why they called it that? There better be some logic to it or I'm going to be angry. Nonsensical naming of product lines really does get to me :x

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 17:43
by Chickenz
Do want! Yes please thank you very much.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 17:44
by Dr. kitteny berk
It described the voice and gesture-controlled machine as an "all-in-one" system offering games, live TV, movies and music.
Usual bollocks for naming, then.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 17:48
by spoodie
Thompy wrote:Any reason on why they called it that? There better be some logic to it or I'm going to be angry. Nonsensical naming of product lines really does get to me :x
I'm sure there's a reason, but you probably want a good one. As it's likely marketing driven there won't be.

I can extrapolate that it means the "One" entertainment player you need. Also they can call the next one Xbox Two. The other options were just as silly, but I find "One" a little bland. Although Microsoft, so that's expected.

Will there be a budget/starter bundle called Xbox Half?

/edit
Ah, I missed the "all-in-one" bit, not paying too close attention.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 17:50
by Mr. Johnson
It looks like the lovechild of my PS3 and and my digital TV decoder.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 18:12
by buzzmong
Xbox One?
So, like the Xbox (1), or the PSOne?

Prats.

Re: Fuck Tuesday.

Posted: May 21st, 2013, 18:46
by Roman Totale
spoodie wrote:Xbox One.
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