5punk

Hi there I'm Jockgits beehatch lol ... traumatised... last night he pulled one of his teeth out, then this morning woke up with his son in bed with us (not in a pervy way), god help me... please... (get me out of here!!..lol)

Which bit of Jockgit are you in exactly? We may need the blueprints to work out where the exit is.

Do you really want that much information, the less you know the safer you are, lol x

Hello!

Also commiserations.

Hi!

Loes!

werd!

Werd!

Did he come with instructions? If not we always keep a spare set:

1) The Jockgit should only be fed and watered on single malt - blends or value brands tend to cause excessive Scottishness
2) His teeth should be soaked overnight in a bleach and lime solution - that's how he gets them so sparkly. Remember to remove them from his mouth first, otherwise he'll just drink the solution
3) The catheter is just for decorative purposes - it can be removed without any adverse effects.

werd!

Hello!

Hello to you! Jock is a great responsibility, not to be taken lightly. He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

Roman Totale wrote:Werd!

Did he come with instructions? If not we always keep a spare set:

1) The Jockgit should only be fed and watered on single malt - blends or value brands tend to cause excessive Scottishness
2) His teeth should be soaked overnight in a bleach and lime solution - that's how he gets them so sparkly. Remember to remove them from his mouth first, otherwise he'll just drink the solution
3) The catheter is just for decorative purposes - it can be removed without any adverse effects.

There were a few spare bits that i found in a box, not sure what i am supposed to do with them, the instructions were in Swedish so i am just having to guess by looking at the pictures.

Any thoughts on maintenance? Bits keep dropping off at the moment.

Hello!

Yes for Jock maintenance, the notes are on the back of the box. You need to liberally coat the offending parts in branston pickle at least once a fortnight, otherwise they get excessively sweaty.

Good luck!!

I did tell her about the Pickle, but she used Picallili instead, I am currently applying Yoghurt to the sensitive areas to try and stop it burning.

I'm not even going to mention what happened with the Pickled Gherkin.....

Hai!

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