Dead Island
Posted: September 9th, 2011, 21:37
So its out, and ive played it a little. Its...er...yeah. Not great. Not terrible either, but it suffers from two main problems.
Problem one: It doesn't feel like they have finished making it yet. The console conversion is a little shonky, with things like it telling me to press down on the right thumbstick, and at least once ive opened a wardrobe with a bag unzipping noise. Also, the balancing of various things seems not very well thought through: there's money in damn near everything, including zombies in bikinis, so to make up for it everything that costs money costs a *lot* of money. Also, my character is apparently superman, as hitting three zombies in the head with an iron bar bends it to the point where it is no longer useful as a weapon. And its not like these zombs have particularly hard heads, as evidenced by my punching a skull in half. Finally, for what is making itself out to be open world, there's a fuckload of locked doors. Oh, and cut-scenes. Playing the opening level felt like...well, have you ever played a console game with someone sat next to you who is way better than you, and they keep taking the controller from you at the best bits because they think you would fuck it up in some way? Yeah. If cut-scenes are a thing that annoys you in general, there is a good chance this game will leave you flinging your poo at the devs, monkey style.
Problem two: I think ive already played this game. Its like Dead Rising and L4D had squishy zombie sex, and this is their mutant child. Which doesn't sound like it should be a problem, as Dead Rising and L4D are both great games. Trouble is, they are both great games. This is, at best, OK. Everything its stolen is a less good version than that in the game it stole it from.
There's a bunch of other, smaller problems too. 2 out of the 4 playable characters are flat out un-likable cunts, and one is dull. Its *almost* made up for by the New Orleans Rap Man, who is quite entertaining. Almost. But angry alcoholic sports failure man and "FUCK YOU ALL IM A MINORITY SO ITS OK FOR ME TO SHOUT AND BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME GRR!" lady leave me rooting for the Z's.
Conclusion: I'm going back to Deus Ex in the hope that at least some of these problems get patched out.
Problem one: It doesn't feel like they have finished making it yet. The console conversion is a little shonky, with things like it telling me to press down on the right thumbstick, and at least once ive opened a wardrobe with a bag unzipping noise. Also, the balancing of various things seems not very well thought through: there's money in damn near everything, including zombies in bikinis, so to make up for it everything that costs money costs a *lot* of money. Also, my character is apparently superman, as hitting three zombies in the head with an iron bar bends it to the point where it is no longer useful as a weapon. And its not like these zombs have particularly hard heads, as evidenced by my punching a skull in half. Finally, for what is making itself out to be open world, there's a fuckload of locked doors. Oh, and cut-scenes. Playing the opening level felt like...well, have you ever played a console game with someone sat next to you who is way better than you, and they keep taking the controller from you at the best bits because they think you would fuck it up in some way? Yeah. If cut-scenes are a thing that annoys you in general, there is a good chance this game will leave you flinging your poo at the devs, monkey style.
Problem two: I think ive already played this game. Its like Dead Rising and L4D had squishy zombie sex, and this is their mutant child. Which doesn't sound like it should be a problem, as Dead Rising and L4D are both great games. Trouble is, they are both great games. This is, at best, OK. Everything its stolen is a less good version than that in the game it stole it from.
There's a bunch of other, smaller problems too. 2 out of the 4 playable characters are flat out un-likable cunts, and one is dull. Its *almost* made up for by the New Orleans Rap Man, who is quite entertaining. Almost. But angry alcoholic sports failure man and "FUCK YOU ALL IM A MINORITY SO ITS OK FOR ME TO SHOUT AND BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME GRR!" lady leave me rooting for the Z's.
Conclusion: I'm going back to Deus Ex in the hope that at least some of these problems get patched out.