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Made me laugh
Posted: December 27th, 2010, 21:46
by Guybrush
A man rings up the Lib Dems for a copy of their manifesto.
"We've sold out," comes the reply.
"Yes, I know that," the man says. "I just want a manifesto."
Posted: December 27th, 2010, 23:13
by Dog Pants
Badum-tish!
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 9:51
by spoodie
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 10:33
by Baliame
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 10:36
by Wiggy
What's pink and sounds awful?
Pink.
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 18:07
by deject
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 20:38
by The Shutting Downs
Wiggy wrote:What's pink and sounds awful?
Pink.
What's got nine arms and sounds like crap?
Def Leppard
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 20:42
by Mr. Johnson
what has 4 legs and works at McDonalds?
The rest of Nirvana.
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 20:52
by Dog Pants
What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney.
A lot less funny after she died, unfortunately.
Posted: December 28th, 2010, 21:44
by Guybrush
Dog Pants wrote:What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney.
A lot less funny after she died, unfortunately.
I'm also pretty sure that joke is older than most of the peeps on here - showing our age there!
Posted: December 29th, 2010, 15:22
by HereComesPete
What do vegetarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney!
Posted: December 29th, 2010, 17:30
by Anhamgrimmar
whats yellow and lives off a dead beatle?
Yoko Ono
/ahem
Did you hear about the failed terrorist attack in wolverhampton?
Some one tried to blow up a bus, but they burnt their lips on the exhaust
Late contender for biggest groaner of 2010?
Posted: December 31st, 2010, 23:28
by Guybrush
Found on another forum
There's a new craze around the night clubs where you fill a girls vagina with vodka and sip it through a straw. Doctors have heard this and are warning against the dangers of minge drinking.