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Reasons why MMONGs are better than real life:

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 9:58
by Dog Pants
1. The reputation grind in real life is so much harder
2. Dailies don't pay as well in real life
3. Real life costs more than £10 a month, and cancelling your subscription is a bit more terminal
4. Ignore lists
5. Most MMONGs have a better economy at the moment
6. Real life invetories suck - wallet, keys and phone fill mine
7. You don't have to insure mounts (unless you play Eve)
8. Getting ganked hurts a lot more in real life
9. Real people never drop anything good when you kill them
10. In real life, killing bosses is frustratingly discouraged

Re: Reasons why MMONGs are better than real life:

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 13:35
by Grimmie
Dog Pants wrote:9. Real people never drop anything good when you kill them
10. In real life, killing bosses is frustratingly discouraged
:lol:

11. There are always houses available to buy, and if you have the cash you can move in immediately.

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 16:20
by Lateralus
12: If you don't want to do a particular bit of work, you can just ignore it and gain the same benefits from doing something else

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 20:37
by FatherJack
13. Auto run
14. You can do any job you want without having to go to an interview
15. You can wear a ludicrous yellow hat with pink trousers and a green shirt, yet still visit the local shops in safety

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 20:54
by TheJockGit

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 20:57
by Dog Pants
Are you this woman's PR?

Posted: July 3rd, 2010, 23:39
by friznit
16. Only 10% of badgers have arses

Posted: July 4th, 2010, 0:13
by FatherJack
friznit wrote:16. Only 10% of badgers have arses
How is that better than real life? Are you exceptionally troubled day-to-day by badger arses?

Posted: July 4th, 2010, 10:26
by friznit
Badger farts contribute to global warming.