5punk

An Adventurer is You!
That's right, for those of you who don't know about KoL, it's a browser based RPG with a magnificent sense of silliness and is much fun. You play an adventurer who has to rid the kingdom of the evil naughty sorceress who has imprisoned the king, doing many quests and things along the way. There is weapon making, food creating, cocktail crafting, and getting drunk to name but a few things to help you on your way.
Those who have not played before I recommend coming and giving it a try as it is an excellent way to kill a few minutes every day (and drive people in the same room a bit crazy with the endless mouse clicking)

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

When you get there come and join Dejects clan (Chart Whores In a Barn) where he and I (well, mostly him narf) have opened up the basement and sewer in the last 24 hours so new and exciting things await! Those of you who have played before come back and play again!

Might give this a go. I always thought it was some emo game about vampires for some reason.

There is a surprising amount of content in KoL. Your first time through will take a couple weeks, and there is no shortage of stuff to do.

deject wrote:There is a surprising amount of content in KoL. Your first time through will take a couple weeks, and there is no shortage of stuff to do.

And I'm sure Deject and I can furnish you with equipment and meat (KoL equivalent of cash) if you need it

And if you need to know what anything does, or can be made from (or into)
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page
Is an invaluable resource
Had a productive day today, got me an Order of the Silver Wossname, blew up my Chef in a box, and am very drunk

fabyak wrote:

And I'm sure Deject and I can furnish you with equipment and meat (KoL equivalent of cash) if you need it

Yeah I have a large stash of food & booze, and I have lots of gear to spare.

fabyak wrote:baconz = cash

I think I'll give it a go...

I'm gonna hazard a guess that whoever made this also did Brucey's Paranormal Deathmatch.

Huzzah! I've managed to find my way to hobopolis

And promptly got the shit kicked out of me

I have not logged in for months but even my level 19 DB would probably get messed up.

Huzzah! I managed to find my way into the game. Currently fishing crap out of the sewers with chewing gum.

Woo! Come and join the clan (if you haven't already)

BTW Deej, I've been made clan leader as everyone else it went to was afk

fabyak wrote:Woo! Come and join the clan (if you haven't already)

BTW Deej, I've been made clan leader as everyone else it went to was afk

Not surprised, that is how I got control. Just as long as you don't screw up and give control to someone outside of 5punk it's all good.

Accepted Mr Pants!

Your DB might be alright Deej, however the same cannot be said for my lvl 16 :S

In other news:

I got that drunk and then feared for a second that I didn't have enough meat left to buy the trophy that got me

fabyak wrote:I got that drunk and then feared for a second that I didn't have enough meat left to buy the trophy that got me

Yeah I have that one too. For a while I was trying to trophy whore. My favorite ones are the drunk one, Black Hole Terrarium, and the Three-Tiered Trophy.

Can you add me please Fabs?

TheJockGit wrote:Can you add me please Fabs?

I added you. Don't forget to take advantage of the awesome stuff you get from being in the clan, like getting your free meat from the meat bush and the various chips (attribute buff) and soda (MP restore) every day. Also, you'll get an extra 8 adventures at rollover just by joining.

And as always if you want anything, just holler at me and I can probably help you out. I've got tons of gear, booze, and food.

I'm guessing Tanderon is Tandino right? I'll send you guys gifts of mixed beverages.

As for the clan basement, I'm still in the sewers but I'm handling the monsters there alright.