5punk

is such a wibderful feeling, it numbs all inside of you. but still, sometimes it makes you feel worse, hehe. alice, an ex girlfriend, but as close friend none the less, made sure I had a drink in one hand a ciggy in the other all night, her and her boyfriend da. whos shorter than her, believe it or not *shock horror shok horror* have put me up for the night, so I got a bit plastered and found a taxi back there, was all good fun, I let the nice polish girl have the first taxi, as I',m a gentlemen, psht. just like I told the fat chick I spent 2 hours chatting up (but she was very cute, and had a beautiful accent, and nice sparklerer eyes) she was finish, mmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm, I prefere polish, but she'd have done, but she wasn't having any of it, she kissed me on the cheek 3 times thyough, hehe, and I asked her if she hated me, she said "no I don't hate you, but your entertaining" she also said she had given up 1 night sgands when I asked her if shefancyed some sex after the club, I offered her upto a 14bnight stand, but she wasn't having any of it, but my closing line of the night, if you ever need entertaining, get my number from mark who can get it from alice, she said she might take me up on it, hehehe. THE DJ WAS A cupcake, i ASKED FORANYTHING BUT ACE OF SPADES BY MOTORHEAD, WEHAT DID HE PLAY, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. meh, I wanted to kick him hard with ym stell capped boots.

a few random thoughts,

5ounk should be called

5punk - A Place for the Run Away Mental Patients (this line took about 5 attemots to get right XD)

Why are fat chicks the horniest? I want a nice oetite black haired girl (a girl said, ouuuuu you spoeak french then, when I said that to her, fucking weirdoo's ehhh)

Why is Basttlefield2 called beef, when I see no relation for a huge fragging steak.......

Why am I using Alice'slaptop?????



Here it is, A DRUNKEN PIOST FOR THOSE WHO \SAID THEY WILLL Miss them (wehen did I knock caps loc..... wwwwww tttt ffffff?????)

I need boobs.


Thanks for everything guys *toasts with shitty can of strongbow*

Love you all, drink and be merry, and remember BOOBIES are the key to ruling the world *mainly a reminder for mr ROBO*

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:I prefere polish

I'm polish...

MORDETH LESTOK wrote:
I'm polish...

do you have pussy and tits and not fchasrge by the hour?

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:do you have pussy and tits and not fchasrge by the hour?

no...but my sister does...take her please!

MORDETH LESTOK wrote: no...but my sister does...take her please!

post her my way then :D

PLEASE

*is in uber need of a bloe job*

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:post her my way then :D

she might not charge by the hour...but it'll cost you a plane ticket $$$$

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:is such a wibderful feeling, it numbs all inside of you. but still, sometimes it makes you feel worse, hehe. alice, an ex girlfriend, but as close friend none the less, made sure I had a drink in one hand a ciggy in the other all night, her and her boyfriend da. whos shorter than her, believe it or not *shock horror shok horror* have put me up for the night, so I got a bit plastered and found a taxi back there, was all good fun, I let the nice polish girl have the first taxi, as I',m a gentlemen, psht. just like I told the fat chick I spent 2 hours chatting up (but she was very cute, and had a beautiful accent, and nice sparklerer eyes) she was finish, mmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm, I prefere polish, but she'd have done, but she wasn't having any of it, she kissed me on the cheek 3 times thyough, hehe, and I asked her if she hated me, she said "no I don't hate you, but your entertaining" she also said she had given up 1 night sgands when I asked her if shefancyed some sex after the club, I offered her upto a 14bnight stand, but she wasn't having any of it, but my closing line of the night, if you ever need entertaining, get my number from mark who can get it from alice, she said she might take me up on it, hehehe. THE DJ WAS A Berk, i ASKED FORANYTHING BUT ACE OF SPADES BY MOTORHEAD, WEHAT DID HE PLAY, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. meh, I wanted to kick him hard with ym stell capped boots.

a few random thoughts,

5ounk should be called

5punk - A Place for the Run Away Mental Patients (this line took about 5 attemots to get right XD)

Why are fat chicks the horniest? I want a nice oetite black haired girl (a girl said, ouuuuu you spoeak french then, when I said that to her, fucking weirdoo's ehhh)

Why is Basttlefield2 called beef, when I see no relation for a huge fragging steak.......

Why am I using Alice'slaptop?????



Here it is, A DRUNKEN PIOST FOR THOSE WHO \SAID THEY WILLL Miss them (wehen did I knock caps loc..... wwwwww tttt ffffff?????)

I need boobs.


Thanks for everything guys *toasts with shitty can of strongbow*

Love you all, drink and be merry, and remember BOOBIES are the key to ruling the world *mainly a reminder for mr ROBO*

erm..... QFT.... i think?


good to see your still with us ty, but you've alreadyt won teh monkey at a typewriter award, no need to embarrese the other entrants.....

MORDETH LESTOK wrote: no...but my sister does...take her please!

you have a sister?
is she single?

MORDETH LESTOK wrote: she might not charge by the hour...but it'll cost you a plane ticket $$$$

I'm too cheap for that, a 1/4 of a drink is all i am wiling to give, and that will be thebckwash from all my drink froms the night, might make a good concovtion thogh.

Anhamgrimmar wrote:
you have a sister?
is she single?

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:I prefere polish

I fucking love Polish women. There was a Polish waitress at the cafe I was eating at when I visited the Lakes the other week who I would have married on the spot.

And Alice does not have Firefox 2 on her laptop. AICMFP

Sheriff Fatman wrote:And Alice does not have Firefox 2 on her laptop. AICMFP

nope, but I'mhome now, with FF2 sleep tiems, I'll be back sdometime to check up on you guys.

take care

Drunk Ty wrote: ..such a wibderful feeling

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote: I need boobs.

Pfffffft. Top notch random drunken rambling about boobs! I don't think they'd suit you though.

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:she also said she had given up 1 night sgands when I asked her if shefancyed some sex after the club, I offered her upto a 14bnight stand, but she wasn't having any of it,

This is the line that wins it for me. I was worried we'd miss you, but this is certainly a grand finale if ever I saw one!

MORDETH LESTOK wrote:
I'm polish...

*shines shoes*

Roman Totale wrote:*shines shoes*

"Go get your shine box!"

spoodie wrote:"Forgive me but you've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard!"

Wowsers, that's a reference and a half, reminds me of Christmas when I was wee and got Dynamite Heady on the Megadrive.

Paul Calf's Video Diary or Three Fights, Two Weddings and a Funeral?

tandino wrote:Paul Calf's Video Diary or Three Fights, Two Weddings and a Funeral?

Yep, I linked to the video on Youtube for anyone that hasn't seen it. Classic.