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I honestly don't know about this one yet. I only just thought about it.

I can't decide.

If i'm honest, i went without sex for around 20 years. I think the longest i've been without bacon would be....erm....y'know, i don't think i've ever been without bacons....

I could still have sex with pigs though, right?

Eh, cows, chickens, lambs, deer, and all that are tasty enough for me that I wouldn't really miss pork, ham & bacon.

I think I could cope with being allergic to pig. Infact, I'd go hunting for more Turkish foods as they're all pig free.

Yep, pig. There are plenty of other tasty animals, but only one beast with two backs.

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I think I clicked the wrong button by accident.

Of all the pig based products, bacon is the only one I like - I'd be willing to substitute that with a nice steak.

Of course on the plus side, bacon doesn't have an opinion all the time.

Pig is ok, I could live without it, sex on the other hand, it's too much fun to let go. Now if the question was chicken or sex I'd have a tougher time on. First thing I thought of when I saw this question was:
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Well, eventually sex will become more difficult and less pleasant with age, but bacon will always be the same.

So if I had to choose, I'd become a priest. or a monk.

Mr. Johnson wrote:Well, eventually sex will become more difficult and less pleasant with age

Less pleasant for who?

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As was said above, there are enough other animals for me to survive, whereas there's no alternative to sex.

Lateralus wrote:whereas there's no alternative to sex.

Oh, there is. Wait until you're married, you'll work them out.