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A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
















and Tigger?


and er buy meds or something....yes...

*meat dance*

haha

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! - A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" But the bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! - Two arms pop out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair.By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! - Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street,where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says "That boy should have quit while he was a head."

A pun! It was a pun! And I had such high expectations.

Guybrush wrote:A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
















and Tigger?


and er buy meds or something....yes...

i don't get it

Mr. Johnson wrote:
i don't get it

Pooh is the name of the bear from the popular children's series "Winnie the pooh".
The girl was asking about a bear, not faeces.
The father realised this when she refered to another one of the characters, tigger.

Grimmie wrote:Pooh is the name of the bear from the popular children's series "Winnie the pooh".
The girl was asking about a bear, not faeces.
The father realised this when she refered to another one of the characters, tigger.

Sorry, I just wanted to post that picture

Grimmie wrote:
Pooh is the name of the bear from the popular children's series "Winnie the pooh".
The girl was asking about a bear, not faeces.
The father realised this when she refered to another one of the characters, tigger.

*gets it*

*feels like an eejit*

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:"That boy should have quit while he was a head."

I've always said the same about Patrick Moore when he was on GamesMaster.