5punk

Having a discussion last night and we came to the conclusion that no matter how straight a guy you are, you are gay for Stephen Fry, and also threw in Johnnie Depp (or Deep as he is known in France ) at the start of Pirates of the Caribbean (but to a lesser extent)

Discuss and feel free to add any other people to the list you would turn for

A young Clint Eastwood, He's so manly that if his testicles would be removed, he'd just grow 2 pair.
Now he's almost 80, but still manages to have 7 children with 7 different wives, his youngest daughter being 13. Hats off to that.

I would say I am unable to participate in this conversation mostly cause women freely admit other women who are hot without the assumption or tongue in cheek notion that they are les'ing it up. Naming hot chicks to guys also would prolly just produce a ton of O'RLLY replies.

Although, having said that, I had this conversation the other day so I will play along and throw in the one name that popped in to my mind then... Eva Mendes. I'm from California, so of course I would like latin ladies.. which is why I married a umm... british dude.

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I'd only do Johnny Depp for his role in fear and loathing in las vegas, pirate Depp can get to fuck.

And Steven Fry? I'm far too shallow for that, the dudes nose would put me off while on the job. How about Brad Pitt?

punkchuck wrote:
I'm from California, so of course I would like latin ladies.. which is why I married a umm... british dude.

I'm as British as you are Portuguese. Plausible deniability.

cubedweller wrote:
I'm as British as you are Portuguese. Plausible deniability.

You are 100% british, whaddya talkin about?! Dunno how you manage such a good tan though Anywhoo... answer the question claire.

This conversation always seems innocent enough until someone points out the actual mechanics of what it would involve, and then even the most desirable bloke in the world is offputting. However, it it had to happen I'd have to think practically and go with either someone who was hung like a mouse so as to minimise my discomfort, or someone who was so faaabulous that they might turn me and I'd enjoy it.

Still, if I had to be faaabulous for pay and seen on the arm of some dude I'd have to go for someone that would a) make women envy me and b) hold a decent conversation. I agree that Depp would fall into this category, maybe Denzil Washington. In fact, I'd probably just be repeating Mrs Pants's 'list'.

Stephen Fry? Really?
Talking to him about sciencey and internet stuff, yes.
Performing the horizontal rumba with him? I fail to see the attraction.

I'm not sure I can contribute to this in an unbiased manner, given the whole half faaabulous thing

Depp, yes. (just yes, oh god yes)

Fry, yes, after he'd read me a bedtime story.

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Dog Pants wrote:This conversation always seems innocent enough until someone points out the actual mechanics of what it would involve, and then even the most desirable bloke in the world is offputting.

Who said you had to be the bottom?

punkchuck wrote:
You are 100% british, whaddya talkin about?! Dunno how you manage such a good tan though Anywhoo... answer the question claire.

In your imagination, perhaps. But where was I born? What country have I spent most of my life? NASCAR!! APPLE PIE!!! GUNS!! INTERNATIONAL POLICY!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!

(ok, ok I'm a passport carrying Brit. And a passport carrying American. I am Jason Bourne.)

And who am I faaabulous for? Moleman.

I'm faaabulous for your mum lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spoodie wrote:I'm faaabulous for your mum lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WERD!!!!!!!!

deject wrote:
WERD!!!!!!!!

You are also faaabulous for your mum? Ew!

Gregory Peck.

Dog Pants wrote:This conversation always seems innocent enough until someone points out the actual mechanics of what it would involve, and then even the most desirable bloke in the world is offputting.

This Such conversations make me think of the episode of Teachers where they try to convince Brian that he's faaabulous, and although he's confused about it for ages, it's the conversation about the mechanics of bum sex that convince him he's straight.

However, I'd love to go on a date with Stephen Fry, maybe with a bit of cuddling at the end.

Johnson