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Lara Croft Reboots Without Angelina

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 1:22
by MORDETH LESTOK
Angelina Jolie's loss may just be Megan Fox's gain.

Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch—and completely overhaul—the hot pants-wearing, artifact-collecting Lara Croft: Tomb Raider franchise, with the first major casualty being Jolie.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots) and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
hmm...

Image ---> Image

if Rated R...then i say :ahoy:

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 1:27
by Dr. kitteny berk
Can't suck worse than the games.

also *fwap*

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 1:30
by buzzmong
I read the topic as "Tomb raider reboobs without Angelina".

But what's this I see about shying away from her roots as English Aristocracy? Pfft, they're the only people with the money to go on crazy adventures, unless she becomes the daughter of a sheik or something.

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 1:46
by deject
I'll be amazed if Megan Fox can pull off a British accent though not as much as if she'd take off all her clothes!

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 9:39
by amblin
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Posted: January 29th, 2009, 15:51
by HereComesPete
It's not as if the films were any good. I think a tomb raider film with both of them utterly butt nekkid and lezzing it up would become an instant classic however.

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 16:16
by buzzmong
HereComesPete wrote:It's not as if the films were any good. I think a tomb raider film with both of them utterly butt nekkid and lezzing it up would become an instant classic however.
Well, This hits some of the critera.

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 17:59
by MORDETH LESTOK
HereComesPete wrote:It's not as if the films were any good.
I thought the 1st one was pretty good. It even had James Bond in it :P
It was definitely way better than the National Treasure films. Although, Raiders of the Lost Ark is still King!

Posted: January 29th, 2009, 18:11
by Mr. Johnson
Haha, I never saw tomb raider but I did just notice it has Chris Barrie in it, if you imagine him with an H pasted on his head the film might just become enjoyable.