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Study: Games have no relation to crime rate
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 12:00
by News Reader
Study: Games have no relation to crime rate
A new study has determined that, contrary to what Jack Thompson would have us believe, games and crime rates don't correlate.
Category: News
Publish Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:10:32 +0000
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Posted: January 26th, 2009, 12:34
by buzzmong
Finally a published paper regarding the fact there's no direct link and basically saying what everyone else knew: If ye be a nutter, you'd have done it anyway.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 17:52
by Dr. kitteny berk
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 19:43
by Roman Totale
Study: Moon not made of cheese.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:15
by deject
Roman Totale wrote:Study: Moon not made of cheese.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:23
by buzzmong
Alright, a challenge!
Study: Bears shit in woods.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:27
by HereComesPete
Polar bears don't.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:02
by Baliame
But they would if there were trees.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:13
by HereComesPete
If there were trees then there wouldn't be ice. The bears would overheat and die. So they couldn't.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:16
by Joose
HereComesPete wrote:If there were trees then there wouldn't be ice. The bears would overheat and die. So they couldn't.
Seeing as one of the kings of Egypt (Ptolemy, I think) had one in his zoo in Alexandria, I doubt that.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:19
by buzzmong
Easy, get polar bear, shave polar bear for heat concerns, put in woods.
I suspect I know what the answer will be.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:19
by HereComesPete
There's no trees their either. Just sand. And they had to fight with the camels for the best places to shit.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:21
by Roman Totale
Well sharing shitting space certainly made the camels grumpy - they got the right hump on.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:23
by Dog Pants
I hear they could hardly bear it. There was a right polar-va.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:26
by HereComesPete
A
For both of you.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:27
by HereComesPete
buzzmong wrote:Easy, get polar bear, shave polar bear for heat concerns, put in woods.
I suspect I know what the answer will be.
Polar bear dies from the shame of being naked.
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 22:38
by buzzmong
HereComesPete wrote:Polar bear dies from the shame of being naked.
But it'll probably be after it's shat in the woods.
Or we'll hire one of those nancy "celebrity" hair dressers to give the bear a severe trim instead of a shave.
See, the bear doens't die of shame about being nekkid yet won't overheat like an engine with a broken cooling system, and there's a chance the bear will wake and kill the ponce. Win/Win whichever way you look at it.
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 4:11
by tehspork
Breaking News: Polar Bears Prefer Pepsi.
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 17:37
by HereComesPete
I would have thought mountain dew.
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 18:28
by Roman Totale
With Fox's Glacier Mints instead of ice cubes.
