5punk

I bought HL2, and CS:Source the day before yesterday. Yesterday I finally played it. Yay! I used to be quite good at CS, I even /ran/ the PC FOrmat magazine clan :O But then I got distracted by pubs and love, but now I am single and all my friends are at work rather than at uni like me - so it seems right to pick up my AK47 again.. :D

I am stevierar on /talk, I'm not too sure how many of you are boarders, talkers, 4rthurians, and so on - but hello ^_^ if you've posted on b3ta in the last four years I'll probably squeal at you!

ALAS! I HAVE A QUESTION! Where do all the brits play CS:Source?! There used to be Jolt which was ace for CS, but their (two working?) servers are eternally empty. I have found a few servers, but whilst I love dirty foreigns, I have much trouble understanding the things they say. And I panic when they say "STEVIERAR ALKAI EEE LALAL POOPSHOOT!" as I don't know what they mean and I have to say "ENGLISH " and oh no

So yes! I would come and play tonight - do you get quite a good turn out - but by some mircale I am going down Shell Bay (I live /in/ Dark City, yes) to play in a rounders match with friends! I'm not sure how we moved from Frisbee to rounders /with medals/ but there you go.

But hello yes! I shall undoubtably see you all on the servers (I am the one drawing faces on the walls with BULLETS), and might even buy a few of the other games you play!

Love from Stevierar
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stevierar wrote:I live /in/ Dark City

Blimeh! watch out for the flying baldy men.

Also, HELLO!

Hello!!

I played on the PC Format server every now and again, twas a good server!!

We often play on our own Source server

You should buy COD of some variety and also some BEEF2, fish and meat are good.

*frantically looks for reply link*

I think I've set up xFire okay - although only two people on it so far! I ran the downloadymagictool

And haha, yay for you playing on our server :D That was awesomely provided by Future (PUblishing)!

Wow, X-Fire makes my computer angry ><! I'm somehow playing at the proper res for this tft (1280x1024) on the puniest system ever. I HAVE NEARLY THIRTY FRAMES EVERY SECOND! ^_^

Ooh - another question - can you still get comm-scrips and stuff? So I can press a key and Affirmative, and Enemy Spot and so on. I used to have it, and keep trying to press the same keys ><

Hello John Murdoch



That bloke from Crystal Maze is standing behind you

loes thar squire, pull up a chair and tuck into some .

then kill a kitten or nine

Kitten killing :O

And yay for people knowing Dark City! I was quite amused to discover we had a Shell Bay down here. Would you believe it though - I nearly couldn't get there as the last bus left just before I wanted to :D Yay for friends with cars :$!

I'ma run now and get ready - rouuuuuuuunders!

stevierar wrote:I'ma run now and get ready - rouuuuuuuunders!

Don't forget to turn HDR off, it can be a bitch when fielding and trying to catch someone out.

Speed and aim HAX can also help as long as you don't get spotted by an Umpire

mrbobbins wrote:some BEEF2, fish and meat are good.

I'ma a vegematarian

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hullo there! the jolt servers were indeed legendary, and i played on your server a few times too it wasnt half bad. ive started getting back into 1.6 again mainly due to my pc dying, you just cant beat a bit of old school

Welcome to 5punk

Hello!

If you don't fancy killing a kitten, bum a badger instead (sorry, all horses have been reserved).

Try not to be put off by the awesome terror of our CS:S skills

Hello! Always nice to see more B3tans dripping through our leaky roof of doom.

loes!

server wise, i dunno, i've never played source on publics


lanarchy.co.uk are mates of 5punk and run a shitload of CSS servers though, might be worth checking out

Mates of 5punk should have a link on the linky page thinks I

FatherJack wrote:Mates of 5punk should have a link on the linky page thinks I

I'm not sure if that's on The Almighty List or not. I probably should be, anyway. *notes*

Stoat wrote:I'm not sure if that's on The Almighty List or not. I probably should be, anyway. *notes*

Does it look like this?:

THE ALMIGHTY LIST
1. Stoat
2. All other things

mrbobbins wrote:Does it look like this?:

THE ALMIGHTY LIST
1. Stoat
2. All other things

Yes. Except it stops at 1.