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We've sold our house at last



Lets just hope nothing goes wrong in the next few weeks

*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

*looks to the sky for flying jaffa caeks*

Jolly good,

best of luck an all that

I'm sure a roof covered in melted orangey goo and burnt biscuity bits shouldn't affect the price... too much...

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

*looks to the sky for flying jaffa caeks*

you are the witch from hansel and gretel AICMFP

wewt!

huzzah! now babyphant can move out of your sock drawer!

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

I have a new cunning plan - tree mines

(remote control bird scaring devices. in trees.) I fucking hate magpies

ProfHawking wrote:

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

I have a new cunning plan - tree mines

(remote control bird scaring devices. in trees.) I fucking hate magpies

I can see it now. It's 3am, the neighbours are asleep having had a hard week, when all of a sudden BOOM.

Congrats.

May good fortune be with you and you get to move within the year.

ProfHawking wrote:

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

I have a new cunning plan - tree mines

(remote control bird scaring devices. in trees.) I fucking hate magpies

ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree

cashy wrote: ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree

Gah! Napalm is not H.E.!!

Anyway, i've done it already. Will take a pic of the spider like contraption tomorrow.

ProfHawking wrote:

cashy wrote: ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree

Gah! Napalm is not H.E.!!

Anyway, i've done it already. Will take a pic of the spider like contraption tomorrow.

I have but one though for this. Oh. His. God.

ProfHawking wrote:

cashy wrote: ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree

Gah! Napalm is not H.E.!!

Anyway, i've done it already. Will take a pic of the spider like contraption tomorrow.

OK better late than never

Treemines:


Handy bedside controls:

Just dont mistake the buttons for turning off the alarm clock

* Dr. Kitteny Berk sends SO13 to prof's house.

haha dear lord! i hope they are in well though, if a bird can carry it a distance itd be hard to explain why you just blew your neighbours guttering off the wall

I predict those images will go viral on a million messageboards if posted under a heading about "a bloke who was pissed off at birds tweeting and waking him up in the mornings". See you in the b3ta newsletter.

ive already shown it to a mate, who said 'who the fuck is mad enough to do that?' i replied: 'someone who detonates jafa cakes'. nuff said realy

being woken up at 5am every day would drive anyone mad.

I have to point out - they are very small mines. Even if a bird landed on one when it went off, it wouldnt hurt it.

But it must scare them enough, seems to have done the trick.