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The Pants Friday Question Of The Week: Alternative Titles
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 18:12
by Dog Pants
Late because of work. Damn work. And my brain.
So mant games have secondary titles nowadays, separated by colons*. Most aren't accurate though. So make up your own!
Here's some examples to get you started;
Doom 3: The Gamma Correction
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners Of The Earth, But Not As Dark As Doom 3
Duke Nukem Forever: A Study Of Ancient History
Spore: Build Your Own Phallus
*Arf, colon.
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 18:31
by HereComesPete
I've picked a few that actually had the colon treatment (pfft).
The sims 2:Apartment Life More pointless shit.
Call of duty 4:Moder warfare All kinds of win.
Lost planet:Extreme condition colonies edition Lazy console port add on shite.
Mercenaries 2:World in flames Blow more shit up.
The Witcher:Enhanced Edition If only all those new games hadn't arrived, I might actually have sold.
And there is of course
Crysis: Fuck you and your PC.
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 18:33
by Dog Pants
HereComesPete wrote:Crysis: Fuck you and your PC.
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 18:33
by FatherJack
City of Heroes: I'm Spartacus!
Age of Conan: Tiiiiiits!
The Witcher: Tiiiiiits!
Battlefield 2: RAGE
EVE: Space Pirates
CounterStrike: Ninja Concert Tournament Edition
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 18:37
by HereComesPete
FatherJack wrote:EVE: Space Pirates
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4K0rpkCMHA[/media]
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 19:03
by deject
World in Conflict: With Added Alec Baldwin!
Peggle: Play With Some BALLS
Deus Ex: Electronic Old Men
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioiOAdFJKYE[/media]
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 19:43
by Roman Totale
Battlefield 2142: I Will Not Play On Your PC - HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU™*
Vampire The Masquerades: <strike>Bloodlines</strike> Honestly, there are classes other than Malkavian to choose from
Wii Dragon Ballz: HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT MASSIVE ANGRY HAIR OH FUCK IT'S A CREEPY DOLL CHILD RWARGGRHAGHRAHR
*HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU™ is an EA™ Trademark
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 19:55
by deject
Roman Totale wrote:Vampire The Masquerades: <strike>Bloodlines</strike> Honestly, there are classes other than Malkavian to choose from
I started a Ventrue. I only played about 10 hours or so into it, I should try to finish that game some time.
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 20:19
by Mr. Johnson
Roman Totale wrote:Vampire The Masquerades: <strike>Bloodlines</strike> Honestly, there are classes other than Malkavian to choose from, you can even be a furry!
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 23:02
by Baliame
Assassin's Creed: Sold a grand total of 40000! Buy it to see why.
Posted: August 15th, 2008, 23:26
by amblin
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Posted: August 15th, 2008, 23:30
by Mr. Johnson
Fallout; Mad Max: the game.
Posted: August 16th, 2008, 2:35
by Hehulk
amblin wrote:Supreme HeHulk PC Raping.
Huh
Posted: August 16th, 2008, 10:40
by amblin
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Posted: August 16th, 2008, 19:20
by Hehulk
I didn't even get round to the best of it. When I finally got done patching I booted the game up to have an online match with a mate. BSOD. Write down the error code, google it and do as it suggests to fix the problem. Fire it up again, more BSOD, different code. It may have fucked a stick of RAM so I'm gona set memtest running later when I sit down to watch Dodgeball on Film 4 to check and probably leave it running till morning I think.
If it has, glad the RAMs still under warantee tbqfh. I have no idea how it could, but this just very vidly reminds me of the last time I had dodgy RAM.