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Howdy
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:32
by Sheriff Fatman
Well since I have broken my posting seal in the Beef forum it seems only correct to say hello to the wider world of 5punk; so here it is: hello.
Mostly (almost exclusively) PC games of all types, favourites are (in no particular order), Champ Manager (since the first Amiga ver), DAoC, SP action RPG's (Deus Ex, Vampire:TM, System Shock), Elder Scrolls (Daggerfall and Oblivion), WoW (briefly), CoD, Americas Army, BF2 and shed loads of others that have been bought and never finished.
I also have an X(tremely heavy)-Box but it rarely gets used because console games annoy the hell out of me.
That is all.
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:33
by Dr. kitteny berk
Loes!
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:34
by Lateralus
Loes again!
See you Eve'rs - we get new faces too!
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:35
by Dr. kitteny berk
Lateralus wrote:Loes again!
See you Eve'rs - we get new faces too!
and these are polite enough to say hello
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:37
by TezzRexx
Herro!
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:42
by Grimmie
Hello there! Greets! Welcome etc!
My name is Grimmie, I am the resident Grimmie.
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:55
by Hehulk
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Lateralus wrote:Loes again!
See you Eve'rs - we get new faces too!
and these are polite enough to say hello
My appoligies mr Berk God
Sir, but we were being nice and polite, or we though we were, or allowing you to get on with a game when you were quite clearly in the middle of trying to cordinate something. FUck knows I don't like being interrupted when I scouting for a bunch of haulers in 0.0.
Hola New(ish) Person!
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 22:57
by Dr. kitteny berk
Hehulk wrote:My appoligies mr Berk God Sir, but we were being nice and polite, or we though we were, or allowing you to get on with a game when you were quite clearly in the middle of trying to cordinate something. FUck knows I don't like being interrupted when I scouting for a bunch of haulers in 0.0.
Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's only a game.
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 23:17
by deject
Wilkommen Herr Fatman!
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 23:17
by FatherJack
Greetings!
Here's to all my unfinished games!
Posted: April 25th, 2006, 23:22
by TheJockGit
FatherJack wrote:
Here's to all my unfinished games!
I totally agree good sir... I have a cupboard full of them... and Hi or "Yo" (see you can still be hip and trendy at 41) to the Fatman, welcome to the sticky stuff.
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 5:33
by Duke of Ted
ooh, the one and only Sherrif Fatman
hello
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 6:16
by Fred Woogle
loes!
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 7:39
by Woo Elephant Yeah
Welcome to teh sticky stuff
From the sounds of your gaming history, you should fit right in
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 8:02
by Dog Pants
Loes!
Pull up a kitten and make yourself at home.
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 8:47
by spoodie
Hello you
I have some background information on our new person:
Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
the undisputed king of the slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
the one and only
hold the front page
Fatman's got something to sell
to the capital's homeless
At The Crossroads Motel
for the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style
you can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
he'll take your teeth as deposit
There's bats in the belfry
the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
and he don't give a damn
he just chuckles and smiles
and laughs like a madman,
a born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman
With his valium, amphetamines
his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
And just when you thought it was safe
to go back into the kitchen, Dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepy headcases . . . check this . . .
Moving up now to take the place
of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
the undisputed king of the slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame,
the one and only Sheriff Fatman
In goes another left hook
and now I'm losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations
he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
There's bats in the belfrey
the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
he don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
and laughs like a madman
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you . . .
SHERIFF FATMAN!
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 11:16
by Sheriff Fatman
Haha! It's all true!
Watch your teeth :D
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 11:23
by Joose
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's only a game.
also:
LOES!
Posted: April 26th, 2006, 12:13
by amblin
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Posted: April 26th, 2006, 12:18
by Lateralus
Hands off you!
This ones ours!
