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Posted: April 14th, 2006, 2:45
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postcunt whore.
just an excuse to reply to every post someone puts in here right?
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Posted: April 14th, 2006, 8:02
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 9:32
Nija of course.
A ninja can scale the rafters and let of 50 shurikens before a pirate can say..
"Arrrh! Scale the rigging ye scurvy lads, there be a ninj-"
A ninja can scale the rafters and let of 50 shurikens before a pirate can say..
"Arrrh! Scale the rigging ye scurvy lads, there be a ninj-"
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 10:07
I'd rather be a pirate though. Drinking and womanising is far more fun than brutal training regimes and seppuku.
The Muppets wrote:Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Long John's speech...
All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 10:09
Yeah - I always have the impression that ninjas take themselves too seriously and don't have enough fun.
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 10:10
Exactly. You find me a good song about ninjas.
See? There are none.
See? There are none.
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 10:13
Truth.
Whereas I - on the other hand - am both!
Woooooooohoooooooooo
Pillaging in a silent and deadly manner.
Whereas I - on the other hand - am both!
Woooooooohoooooooooo
Pillaging in a silent and deadly manner.
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 11:01
http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/Dog Pants wrote:Exactly. You find me a good song about ninjas.
See? There are none.
/flips out
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 11:30
I stand corrected.Strawberry Dragon wrote:http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/Dog Pants wrote:Exactly. You find me a good song about ninjas.
See? There are none.
/flips out
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 11:36
Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 14:47
Lateralus wrote:Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 15:15
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 15:51
That's brilliant. I was thinking 'meh' until I read the hatemail page, and suddenly it was all worth it.
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 16:48
hardly, just a poll to amuse myself.ProfHawking wrote:postcunt whore.
just an excuse to reply to every post someone puts in here right?
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 18:17
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ ... cript6.htmDog Pants wrote:That's brilliant. I was thinking 'meh' until I read the hatemail page, and suddenly it was all worth it.
LOL how does one come up with this stuff?
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 18:30
Drugs.deject wrote:http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ ... cript6.htmDog Pants wrote:That's brilliant. I was thinking 'meh' until I read the hatemail page, and suddenly it was all worth it.
LOL how does one come up with this stuff?
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 19:02
...how many boobs do women have again?
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 20:08
I would have though everyone had already seen that, and was confused by the poll, as the Ninja/Pirate debate was effectively silenced by this piece:deject wrote:http://www.realultimatepower.net
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ ... cript4.htm
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 21:44
That aces! But I'm curious about this line: "The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe." And the biggest is?FatherJack wrote:I would have though everyone had already seen that, and was confused by the poll, as the Ninja/Pirate debate was effectively silenced by this piece:deject wrote:http://www.realultimatepower.net
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ ... cript4.htm
Posted: April 14th, 2006, 21:57
Presumably, given the style, the author's.spoodie wrote:That aces! But I'm curious about this line: "The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe." And the biggest is?FatherJack wrote:I would have though everyone had already seen that, and was confused by the poll, as the Ninja/Pirate debate was effectively silenced by this piece:deject wrote:http://www.realultimatepower.net
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ ... cript4.htm