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Certain things like bunny hopping and dolphin diving have been fixed now but there are other annoying tactics, like using Anti-Tank against personel, that are supposedly unfair but still possible. So what tactics should I NOT employ in order to be a good soldier?

spoodie wrote:So what tactics should I NOT employ in order to be a good soldier?

When a squadmate is having a poo in the open, do not secretly put a shovel under his arse and then remove it when he finishes so he's left searching for his poo and wondering if it's gone in his pants. This is called Poo Stealing and is not funny.

Dog Pants wrote:

spoodie wrote:So what tactics should I NOT employ in order to be a good soldier?

When a squadmate is having a poo in the open, do not secretly put a shovel under his arse and then remove it when he finishes so he's left searching for his poo and wondering if it's gone in his pants. This is called Poo Stealing and is not funny.

You're wrong, that is the funniest thing I've read on here for ages

*wets self*

*wonders where all the piss went*

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:

Dog Pants wrote:

spoodie wrote:So what tactics should I NOT employ in order to be a good soldier?

When a squadmate is having a poo in the open, do not secretly put a shovel under his arse and then remove it when he finishes so he's left searching for his poo and wondering if it's gone in his pants. This is called Poo Stealing and is not funny.

You're wrong, that is the funniest thing I've read on here for ages

*wets self*

*wonders where all the piss went*

The only reason Dog Pants is against this is because he hopes this is what happened to him.. but it didn't, Brown-trousers .. Dog Pants--> Poo Pants? Naw, not gonna happen.

spoodie wrote:Certain things like bunny hopping and dolphin diving have been fixed now but there are other annoying tactics, like using Anti-Tank against personel, that are supposedly unfair but still possible. So what tactics should I NOT employ in order to be a good soldier?

As far as things go, I don't give a damn if someone things using an anti-tank missle against personel is unfair. It's quite a challenge to hit someone with it, especially if they are moving. Not to metnion the splash damage is a bit shit, so it's not like you're busting out the Rocket Launcher from Q3A. The only thing I ever try to not do is camp out in uncapturable spawn points. If you're running aroud killing people in a point that can't be captured, it's a bit shady. If I'm in to blow stuff up, I generally get in, do my business, and get out.

Nickface wrote:I generally get in, do my business, and get out.

are we talking about shite again?

Joose wrote:are we talking about shite again?

I was thing a way of relating it back to the mysterious missing piles, but I didn't want to think too long about it

Nickface wrote:As far as things go, I don't give a damn if someone things using an anti-tank missle against personel is unfair. It's quite a challenge to hit someone with it, especially if they are moving. Not to metnion the splash damage is a bit shit, so it's not like you're busting out the Rocket Launcher from Q3A. The only thing I ever try to not do is camp out in uncapturable spawn points. If you're running aroud killing people in a point that can't be captured, it's a bit shady. If I'm in to blow stuff up, I generally get in, do my business, and get out.

Yeah, red circle camping is not sporting and not something I do so safe on that one.

This is a nice trick: http://media.putfile.com/antitanktripwire
but is fixed with the new patch

Joose wrote:

Nickface wrote:I generally get in, do my business, and get out.

are we talking about shite again?

That was the splash damage.

Roman_Totale wrote:

Joose wrote:

Nickface wrote:I generally get in, do my business, and get out.

are we talking about shite again?

That was the splash damage.

and Poop-smithing with a shovel.

OK I think I've got it, no shit shovelling but everything else is fine.

spoodie wrote:OK I think I've got it, no shit shovelling but everything else is fine.

That and don't shit camp... errr... spawn camp.

Steal peoples vehicles that they have been waiting for for aaaaaages to respawn?

Or their shit, for that matter.

Soloman wrote:Steal peoples vehicles that they have been waiting for for aaaaaages to respawn?

annoying people is fun and not necessarily wrong if you're helping your side

Soloman wrote:Steal peoples vehicles that they have been waiting for for aaaaaages to respawn?

Actually, my advice is don't wait ages for vehicles. Get on and do something! Even if you have to get in a boat.. "Ooh sailor".

But what if you're a shit-hot pilot!

Soloman wrote:But what if you're a shit-hot pilot!

Then just follow the usual plane whore protocol and either TK the person going to or that got into your plane, or just call a kickvote against said person.

Arf!

I suppose if you really feel like it, you could steal their poos too!

or stick C4 on the spot where the plane spawns, they will get the hint after a few goes...

Why do you have 'Right Said Fred' as your avatar?