5punk

Ok, I need some 5punky input for the 'groups' that I'm mentally developing for 5punkorp's future organizational structure.

FOR DEVELOPMENT PURPOSES ONLY, I have used US Army grouping terms and sizes. They are as follows:

Team 2-4 soldiers plus a team leader.
Squad 2 teams and a squad leader.
Platoon 4 Squads, a platoon seargent, and a Platoon Leader, (first officer level, a lieutenant)
Company 4 Platoons, (one of which is usually designated as a support platoon), a First Seargent, and a Company commander.

There are larger units, but not that will be achieved in the short term. If we reach Company level in 3 months it will be AMAZING.

My thinking is that a 'team' can probably work through missions or ratting in low sec in a group very well, whereas a squad is a good sized wolf pack that can kill things without risking much at all. A platton could do serious damage in a fight, and a company could take on capitals! But I do feel the names aren't 5punky enough, and could really use help there.

I've asked a friend in the Navy what their 'groups' are called, and he's going to work up a list, but I would really prefer the 5punky 5pin on things.

Bummers 2-4 Bummees plus a Bummer.
BumSquad 2 Bummers and a Bumsquad Bummer.
Bumtoon 4 BumSquads, a Bumtoon Bumgeant, and a Bumtoon Bummer, (first Bumficer level, a Bumtenant)
Bumpany 4 Bumoons, (one of which is usually designated as a support Bumtoon), a First Bumgeant, and a Bumpany Bummander.

I hope I have been helpful.

5punker
Lance 5punk
5punkier
5punky
Staff 5punky

As ranks. I would try and come up with more, but I can't think of apt titles to represent NCOs and such like

Mein Fuhrer Death5punker Ubermenchbummerentzen ACHTUNG SPITFIRE

(That's Dres)

The rest are Cunts until they learn how to fly rorquals.

friznit wrote:Mein Fuhrer Death5punker Ubermenchbummerentzen ACHTUNG SPITFIRE

(That's Dres)

The rest are Cunts until they learn how to fly rorquals.

I actually lolled loudly, hahaha please god do that. "Hey welcome to the corp cupcake 23"

Werd felcher ftw

Hehulk wrote:

Werd felcher ftw

What you blabbering on about?

oh piss off mod abuse... HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!!!

Fix'd (with just a k even)

eRabbit wrote:oh piss off mod abuse... HELP HELP I'M BEING UNDRESSED!!!

Not something you normally complain about....

Hehulk wrote:

5punker
Lance 5punker
5punkier
5punky
Staff 5punky

As ranks. I would try and come up with more, but I can't think of apt titles to represent NCOs and such like

5punketeer, 5punk 5eargent,

Mining 5pecialist, Ore tran5punktation specialist (hauler!)

Hmm, has some good sounds to it....

FatherJack wrote:Bummers 2-4 Bummees plus a Bummer.
BumSquad 2 Bummers and a Bumsquad Bummer.
Bumtoon 4 BumSquads, a Bumtoon Bumgeant, and a Bumtoon Bummer, (first Bumficer level, a Bumtenant)
Bumpany 4 Bumoons, (one of which is usually designated as a support Bumtoon), a First Bumgeant, and a Bumpany Bummander.

I hope I have been helpful.

BumTeam=2-4 5punkers and a Lance 5punker
Bum5quad= 2 Bumteams and a 5punketeer
Bumming Partay=4 Bum5quads, a 5punky, and a 5punk 5eargent
Bumming Frenzy= 4 Bumming Partay's, a 5taff 5punky, and 5punkmeister


Thank FJ and Hulky! I think this sounds MUCH better than what I started with!

You need to have some sort of special squad called Teabags.

buzzmong wrote:You need to have some sort of special squad called Teabags.

^That, and the eRabbit Memorial Squad.

eRabbit wrote:
^That, and the eRabbit Memorial Squad.

who?

/obvious

This whole thread has made me laugh lots.

Lateralus wrote:This whole thread has made me laugh lots.

One of the ranks in CoH is Mr Johnson's Parrot.

buzzmong wrote:You need to have some sort of special squad called Teabags.

I think this would be awsome to have with a large mass of frigs (20+) that are fitted with smartbombs...