5punk

Our safehouse is no more! Also I didn't get out in time either so i'm Zomobified for the second time... I did take a few swipes at some random Zomg to show how irritated I was by it all however, sorry if it was one of you guys, I didn't check... After showing my dismay, I ran away in an act of ultimate cowardice and found myself in the South-West corner of Caiger Mall.

Not sure if i'm inside or out though as I ran out of APs but if any of you come across me before I make it to the Necro building, revive me hard. I'll show my gratitude as being your personal bitch/bite shield and I do have lots of weapons so I'll gladly act as an extension of your fire axe!

*rambles off with a groan*

The Waugh is like the reed that bends with the wind. At the moment it is full of zombies, listening to Queen and drinking all the alcopops. But soon they will move on and we can go back to our barstools. Great thing is zombies are crap at the gamblers, so we can go in after them and get the jackpot.

Glad I got out and into Caiger this morning though...

I'm glad we're confident we'll get it back. I know I haven't been around much recently, for one reason or another, but The Waugh will always have a special place in my heart.

Now my priority is to get unundeaded AY-SAP and then joint the Harmanzzz in the ongoing fight against the Zomgbie Horde.

HOO- RAH!

[EDIT] I is in teh Squirrel ranks now!

I'm dead on the floor of the Waugh, still inside. There are 4 zombies here, they can't work the jukebox and they've made a right mess on the pool table. I'm biding my time until they've gone when I will spring up and put the Best of Enya CD back on.

Also they asked me to tell you "Harh harh harh. ZAMBAHZ hra-GAH-GAH! HARMANZ AZZ RZ MAHN"

FatherJack wrote:Also they asked me to tell you "Harh harh harh. ZAMBAHZ hra-GAH-GAH! HARMANZ AZZ RZ MAHN"

Anyone any ideas?

I've got "Har har har. Zombies something something! Humans something something something."

I'm not bad at Zombese but that beats me.

i got the doors closed and left, but ran out of AP (in safety)

someone elses job to barricade, then we can go and clean up

FatherJack wrote:Also they asked me to tell you "Harh harh harh. ZAMBAHZ hra-GAH-GAH! HARMANZ AZZ RZ MAHN"

HAR HAR HAR! ZOMBIES ARE GA GA! HUMANS ASS ARE MINE!
Perhaps?

Grimmie wrote:HAR HAR HAR! ZOMBIES ARE GA GA! HUMANS ASS ARE MINE!
Perhaps?

That's pretty much what I thought - it was their quote, not mine.

Just 2 zombies left now, they've been in the toilet for ages. I heard some low groans a while back.

Can't barricade but I have a couple of meds and can see people's HP. Still stealthily dead.

I took off for a few days and came back to this:

"You are lying outside the Waugh Arms, a tall yellow-stone building covered in abandoned scaffolding. The building's doors have been left wide open."

My place of rest has been destroyed! I'll get to building it up if anyone wants to help.
It came as a shock I can tell you, still, that's the way the zombie crumbles. oh and by the way, I'm inside, but as a zom. Sorry.

Well I've got more ammo than the NRA and max APs, so I'll have a go at securing it again. I've gone to the aid of Caiger Mall myself, but uis 5punkers need a place to drink and the queues at the bar in Caiger are too long (and full of wankers waving tenners at the barstaff).

EDIT: Okay, I've barricaded the Waugh to VS and killed the two non-5punk zombies outside. Sirfil's outside for anyone who can revive (which includes me now, but I have no syringes). Try and keep the chavs out while I'm away this week.

bugger

ratcliffe got breached during the night, outside waugh zombiefied.

im in the mall atm, will do a trip back to the wargh to help mop up when i have some AP

Dog Pants wrote:Sirfil's outside for anyone who can revive (which includes me now, but I have no syringes). Try and keep the chavs out while I'm away this week.

We have a Sirfil down, i repeat, a Sirfil is down.

We have 2 zombies barricaded in the waugh at the moment, we need to try and get rid of the guys in there without free running so we can have better barricades next time.

randomgazz wrote:We have 2 zombies barricaded in the waugh at the moment.

I've just managed to arrive there and had a pop at them with my remaining APs, but I think I may have been drunk as I failed to hit them with anything. I do, however have some fuel if anyone has a jenny to power the juke box. I'm scared of the dark, and if the fridge is on, the beers can be colder

heh heh blackpussy is waiting outside to munch on your brains

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:heh heh blackpussy is waiting outside to munch on your brains

Don't worry, I'm ready to shoot the contents of my barrel all over black pussy.

Unfortunately the barrel in question is full of apples.

im in wargh now. its got a few peeps in, and im gonna barricade it up.
there were some zombies outside, but i didnt recognise any.

if anyone needs reviving let me know i have a couple of srynges.

ProfHawking wrote:im in wargh now. its got a few peeps in, and im gonna barricade it up.
there were some zombies outside, but i didnt recognise any.

if anyone needs reviving let me know i have a couple of srynges.

I'm inside too, although there is also a zom in here, and he just killed me, the bastard, along with the following:
A zombie killed Dog Pants.
A zombie killed ProfHawking.
A zombie killed Aaron the Vigilante.
A zombie killed keepinittidy.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a First Aid Kit.)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (02-07 05:07 GMT)
I don't like this guy. not only am I dead (again) I'm also infeected now, and the baracades are down again

blackpussy is now stumbling around inside the Waugh Arms



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