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Just because I'm bored, and Berk pointed me at a similar thing on TheRegister.

Some favourites of mine are;

"You have got to be fucking kidding" - Palmer, The Thing

also

"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is." - Clark, The Thing

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle." - Corwin Dallas, The Fifth Element

But my personal favourite:

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Dr. Pete Venkman, Ghostbusters

I love "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." as a general use quote.

more will come to mind later

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Sheriff just broke.


"Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "


"Rufus T. Firefly: You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. "


"Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I've left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don't care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you've left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won't be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I'm not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. "


"Pike Bishop: If they move, kill 'em. "


"Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock"


"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. "


"We are men of action, lies do not become us. "


"HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you." -

"That's it man game over, Game Over man!" - Hudson - Aliens.

Possibly one of the best films for quotes ever.


This however is one of my favourites:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. "
Roy Batty - Bladerunner.

buzzmong wrote:"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. "
Roy Batty - Bladerunner.

That's the one that's winning at the moment on The Register. I'm wondering if it'll be in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, which I'm about a third through at the moment and wil probably prompt me to watch Bladerunner again.

hmmm... quotes... let's see.

not really a quote, but i got it on a poster and it kinda makes sense.

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life."

well, the last two bits do.

And this one's from a Belgian movie, Le huitième Jour. I'm not too proud to admit that this movie is one of the few films that really pulls my hartstrings. i'm a big pantsy like that.

"Le Huitième Jour, il fit Georges.
Et il vit que c'etait bon"

(On the eight day, he created Georges. And he saw it was good)

offcourse, it only makes sense when you've seen it.

More of quote in the dialogue respect, but:

XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
[Recruits grabs their rifles]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Prepare to mount!
[Recruits step back towards their bunks]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Mount!
[Recruits quickly hop onto their bunks]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Port, hut!
[Recruits grabs their rifles and holds them up]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pray!
Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Order, hut!
[Recruits puts the guns at their sides]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: At ease! Good night, ladies.
Recruits: Good night, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [to the watchman] Hit it, sweetheart.

I'll be back.

/philistine.

"Let's give the boy a lift."

'What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Doug: Avi!
Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug: We've got sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?

"Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah... "

Oh dear, they just kept coming...

"reach into the sack and pull out my wallet. It's the one with Bad Motherfucker written on it" - Pulp Fiction

"this isn't Nam, it's bowling; There are rules" - Big Lebowski

"and then you got this execution type deal" - Fargo

"I want to have your abortion" - Fight club, although that line was actually cut and replaced with "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school", which fails.

"If you promise me that you'll never die, I'll sleep with you right now"
"I ... will ... never ... die" - Team America

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - SW3 (for sheer shatnerian pomposity)

"they mostly come at night ... mostly" - Aliens

"I can't do that, Dave" - 2001

"toolshed" - Evil Dead 2

"I don't believe in the devil"
"you should, he believes in you" - Constantine

"A boot, stamping on a face, forever" - 1984

"you are one ugly motherfucker" - Predator

"you know the greatest trick the devil pulled? Convincing everyone he doesn't exist" - Usual Suspects

"Let's be bad guys" - Serenity

"I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel" - Blackadder (Not strictly a movie quote but a favorite nevertheless)

bomberesque wrote: "toolshed" - Evil Dead 2

I read once that Kurt Russell went up to Bruce Campbell and asked him to say "tool shed" - apparently up until then Bruce had no idea about it.

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash, Army of Darkness

Roman Totale wrote: I read once that Kurt Russell went up to Bruce Campbell and asked him to say "tool shed" - apparently up until then Bruce had no idea about it.

I still don't know about. I've seen the film several times but what's this mean? Video or it didn't happen?

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove

Predator
Poncho: [Seeing Blain has been shot] Your hit man, your bleedin'.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: You got time to move?
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Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

The Matrix
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bite of steak]
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss.

Airplane (The whole movie lol...but I've used these alot over the years)

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Caddyshack (most of the movie but everything Bill Murray said)
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
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Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
Carl Spackler: IT'S IN THE HOLE.
Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
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Carl Spackler: [preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Al Czervik: [breaks wind at a dinner] Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

Die Hard
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

Stripes
John Winger: You can't go! All the plants are gonna *die*!

Goodfellas
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

K...I've spammed enuff so here's one last one:

The Blues Brothers
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
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Elwood: The light was yellow, sir.
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Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
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Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

From Firefly:

Zoë: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Jackie Brown:

Ordell: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Pulp Fiction:

Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

spoodie wrote: I still don't know about. I've seen the film several times but what's this mean? Video or it didn't happen?

It's at the end of teh possessed hand scene, as Ash decides to cut his hand off. IMO it's much more about the way the shot was taken and edited into the mayhem than the words themselves, which may be why BC wasn't aware of it.

Chickenz wrote:Pulp Fiction:

Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Every single time I see that little section of the sceen I crack up in somewhat large amounts of laughter