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Fifth Undersea Cable Cut
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 8:01
by News Reader
Fifth Undersea Cable Cut
Three undersea cables cut could have been a coincidence. When the fourth was cut, we we’re more than suspicious. One day later, another undersea cable has been cut. This has to be intentional. C’mon, aside from the RIAA hiring a seamonster to cut off music pirates in Iran, what are the odds that this is all random?
A fifth undersea cable has now been reported as cut, responsible for knocking Iran and a few other million people mostly off the interwebs. Things were already looking awfully suspicious when a fourth undersea cable in the Mediterranean was cut yesterday, and while nothing about a fifth cable being cut necessarily means some sort of sabotage is to blame, it's not exactly reassuring.
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Publish Date: Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:02:00 CST
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Posted: February 7th, 2008, 8:08
by Dr. kitteny berk

that is looking most iffy.
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 8:40
by Hehulk
So that's where all the macro ratters/miners/mission runners in eve went....
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 8:48
by bomberesque
Hehulk wrote:So that's where all the macro ratters/miners/mission runners in eve went....
some dude (napoleon...?) said;
once is happenstance
twice is coincidence
Three times is enemy action
he didn't need to go to five, but I imagine something like -
5 times and OMGWTF get a grip and do something already!!!!!11111one
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 9:51
by HereComesPete
I think I called merkins on this when the third one got cut. It's not exactly prime terrorist material, but bat shit crazy merkin psyops types would do this, plus actually getting to the cables in the first place would take some effort. It could be the thing from cloverfield though.
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 11:12
by buzzmong
It does look really suspicious for 5 to go in the space of a week.
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 11:35
by mrbobbins
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 12:19
by Dog Pants
And none of them have been on the TV news.
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 14:33
by bomberesque
Mother BBC Radio reported 4 of them on their Digital Planet magazine this week. I don't recall them wondering why all this would happen at the same time or the likelyhood that it's Dick Cheney in a scuba suit with the crowbar, only that it's really sad for the internets
Posted: February 7th, 2008, 17:13
by Baliame
bomberesque wrote:Mother BBC Radio reported 4 of them on their Digital Planet magazine this week. I don't recall them wondering why all this would happen at the same time or the likelyhood that it's Dick Cheney in a scuba suit with the crowbar, only that it's really sad for the internets
Maybe Bush went for another colonology like back in July.
Refer to:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... presidency
Posted: February 19th, 2008, 15:25
by Dr. kitteny berk
Posted: February 20th, 2008, 23:58
by Fred Woogle
heheh, looks like the taliban didn't want people watching infidel porn
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 0:04
by HereComesPete
Posted: February 21st, 2008, 0:09
by deject
I would totally hit that.