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4d scrooling wheels

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 1:45
by Fred Woogle
suck majorly aloty

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 2:05
by Stoat
I thought the fourth dimention was time?
Now that would be a handy device.

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 8:25
by wyrd
not if you end up killing your grandfather

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 8:39
by Dog Pants
Or sleeping with your grandmother

/Futurama

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 9:45
by Woo Elephant Yeah
Dog Pants wrote: /Futurama
You're just covering your tracks :faint:

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 11:14
by Grimmie
I assume they're the ones that go side to side, too?
I've got one, they're not too bad. Nice for when you're zoomed in on a picture in an image editor.

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 18:39
by cashy
Grimmie wrote:I assume they're the ones that go side to side, too?
I've got one, they're not too bad. Nice for when you're zoomed in on porn and you only have one hand free.

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 18:48
by Grimmie
Pfffttt.

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 19:28
by pixie pie
cashy wrote:
Grimmie wrote:I assume they're the ones that go side to side, too?
I've got one, they're not too bad. Nice for when you're zoomed in on porn and you only have one hand free.
This

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 19:35
by Roman Totale
The Time Travel Wanking Game

You are Colin, a 45 year old accountant who has lost all of his virility. Using a magical mouse that controls the 4th dimension of time, travel back into your adolesance sucking back up all those wasted spluffs from tattered Kleenex.

Be warned! As you travel back in time your virile power increases - but so do your hormone levels! Will you keep your level headed accountants approach to the world, or will you turn into a moody sulking teenager?

Test your wrist reflexes with the new phenomenon from EA Games!

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 19:43
by Wiggy
Roman_Totale wrote:Test your wrist reflexes with the new phenomenon from EA Games!
Therefore, EA Games = Wank!!!!

Damn you're good :)

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 21:01
by FatherJack
Roman_Totale wrote:The Time Travel Wanking Game

You are Colin, a 45 year old accountant who has lost all of his virility. Using a magical mouse that controls the 4th dimension of time, travel back into your adolesance sucking back up all those wasted spluffs from tattered Kleenex.

Be warned! As you travel back in time your virile power increases - but so do your hormone levels! Will you keep your level headed accountants approach to the world, or will you turn into a moody sulking teenager?

Test your wrist reflexes with the new phenomenon from EA Games!
That sounds eerily like a ZX81 adventure game. They always starred 45-year-old accountants called Colin.

Posted: November 7th, 2005, 23:59
by Joose
FatherJack wrote: That sounds eerily like a ZX81 adventure game. They always starred 45-year-old accountants called Colin.
They were probably all written by 45-year-old accountants called Colin.