Shitty Action Movies

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:19

So a friend and I have what we affectionately call "Shitty Action Movie Night™" We have a long queue of movies to watch, but I'm always happy to add more to it.

What I'm looking for are some awesomely bad action movies. Usually the gems are found in the direct to home video market, but not always. Here are just a few stunning examples:
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091003/">Eliminators</a>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115647/">Behind Enemy Lines</a> (Not the mainstream movie of the same name)
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101509/">Breathing Fire</a>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0321997/">Detention</a>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089243/">Gymkata</a>

I'm always happy to find other amusing, awful movies to add to the list. If any has a suggestion, please share!

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:27

The Marine and The Marksman should both burn in hell.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:28

Missing in Action - Chuck Norris classic!
Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous - That's what it was called when I was a kid anyway.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:34

I should also mention that we also have plans for marathons of both the Rambo and Mad Max series.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:37

Nickface wrote:I should also mention that we also have plans for marathons of both the Rambo and Mad Max series.

that's odd... mad max isn't shitty. well, the first two aren't.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:46

Mr. Johnson wrote:
that's odd... mad max isn't shitty. well, the first two aren't.

I conker, and the first Rambo is really good as well.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » October 22nd, 2007, 16:48

Mr. Johnson wrote:
that's odd... mad max isn't shitty. well, the first two aren't.

That's the magic of "Shitty Action Movie Night" we sometimes change up and go for something of a higher quality!

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 22nd, 2007, 17:06

spoodie wrote:Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous - That's what it was called when I was a kid anyway.

The guy from tremors! Now thats a film!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 22nd, 2007, 17:07

needs more xxx and xxx2.

ooh, and tremors, that's almost action-ish. tis fucking awful though

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 22nd, 2007, 17:37

The first one is a good film, not genuinely good, but bad good, the sequels are shit, really shit, but I still watch them. The wild west setting one with burts grand dad fighting graboids is truly terrible, but I watched that one too. :lol:

Also, try andy sidaris films, like picasso trigger or savage beach, shite acting, shite direction, shite screen play, shite props, tits, guns, cars, wigs, big shoulder pads. Also, a gun that is meant to be hi-tech james bond style that is really a calculator stuck to a crutch, all of the win.

Post by **Roman Totale** » October 22nd, 2007, 17:47

I watched some of XXX2 the other night. 5 minutes of negative black stereotypes was all I could take before switching off.

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 22nd, 2007, 17:52

Ooh yes, ice pube. 'Ghosts of mars', the truly terrible john carpenter flick with pube as 'desolation jones' and that bird who got nekkid in species as some sort of shite cop. It's a fucking bad film. :likesitall:

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 22nd, 2007, 17:56

I'm shocked at the lack of delta horse in this thread.

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:04

Did you get your swept copy to work? I seem to recall unpacking it was going to be an arse for you. Also to save time

ALL Chuck Norris films.

ALL Stephen Seagal films.

ALL Jean Claude Van Damme films.

ALL (except the 2/3 comedies that totally fucking suck) Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:09

HereComesPete wrote:ALL Jean Claude Van Damme films

don't go near street fighter though.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:24

HereComesPete wrote::above: Did you get your swept copy to work? I seem to recall unpacking it was going to be an arse for you. Also to save time

nope, it was dead.

and I was more referring to the newer delta horse movies.

the ones channel 5 (probably) show.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:24

What are you on, street fighter is a perfect shitty action movie

Also, The Transporter and layer cake.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:30

Hehulk wrote:Also, The Transporter and layer cake.

You're getting shit and FUCKING AWESOME confused again.

However, transporter 2 is probably worthy of the list. and crank, that's fucking bad

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:40

QFT.

Layer cake was all of the win. I wasn't too fussed about transporter, turn off the brain and watch action flick, but not shit. Yes the sequel is a bit 'wtf?! Motherfucking crane! Shutup!' And crank...well...less said the better.

I think you awesome/shit compass is bent hehulk.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:40

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:I'm shocked at the lack of delta horse in this thread.

We watched some random Delta horse movie which had Chuck Norris' son, and the bad guy was Gimli. I have to say, it was so bad, we had to shut it off. It wasn't even good shitty, it was just complete shit.

Also, sometimes we can substitute "shitty" with "over the top", and thus transporter is perfectly acceptable.