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Portal spoilerz/discussion

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 11:13
by HereComesPete
I've already said it on the disco, but portal is rather fucking amazing.

end of game spoilers wrote:Right, after finding all the way up to the last 2 rooms easy, then finding them rather fucking silly, but needing nothing more than mad timing stee's and the ability to not vomit. I 'break' apature testing labs, see all the stuff about black mesa, then proceed to follow vague clues about how the caek is a lie (booo, to lie about caek), and so on. I'm just past the green eyed snake bot that fires missiles thing, and completely trapped by getting into a little vent, which I think I'll use a table on. but my brain really fucking hurts now. Anyone else thinking, this is a bit fucking amazing?
berk edit: you cupcake, please try to label spoilers clearly.[/b]

:ignore: berk, read the topic, it says spoilerz, I think saying spoilers when there's spoilers covers labelling them as spoilers. No? Also, if there were no spoilers in my topic, I wouldn't have gone to the trouble of hiding them in a same colour texty quote boxy thingy, as we usually do here on 5punk, you may have noticed. :P If you can't refrain from reading what people have written, that's your fault.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 11:33
by buzzmong
I'm on level 18.


Fuck me, it's a bit hard and suddenly more complex than previous rooms.

I breezed upto level 18 in about half an hour.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 13:25
by shot2bits
how many levels are there in total?

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 13:34
by Mr. Johnson
portal will surely keep me busy for a while, because even though i'm pretty good at those kind of puzzles, i am still a thicko.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 13:52
by HereComesPete
Finished the normal ones. Stuck on the last of the hard ones,
spoilers!!!11 Spoilers!1eleventy!111!one! wrote: its 18 again, but with stuff changed to make you sick your eyes onto a keyboard it's that bad.
I'm waiting for chicken to turn up and tell us he's finished it all in minus eleven seconds. :P

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 16:33
by Dr. kitteny berk
Credits wrote: I know some fucker will want this .. hairy-arse.com/Portal%20-%20end%20credits.mp3

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 17:01
by Gunslinger42
I believe I'm fairly close to finishing it after one sitting
I'm just past the big room with the sludgey bit and the dozen turrets.
and it's been fucking amazing.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 18:37
by Gunslinger42
Yep, I was right near the end.

Bloody amazing game. I'll give Episode 2 a go now and then maybe do the bonus more difficult portal maps.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 19:08
by Stoat
AI wrote:Mrrmng! That's you. That's how dumb you sound.
Brilliant.
I had the No Voice Actors bug though, so I'm having to redownload EP2 :(

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 19:09
by Dr. kitteny berk
gah!

*makes new thread*

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 20:31
by MrGreen
COCK! wrote:STILL ALIVE!

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 20:43
by Roman Totale
thoughts wrote:1) Portal is amazing
2) Caek is NOT a lie
3) I am clearly a genius as I completed it very quickly
4) Portal is amazing

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 20:46
by Mr. Johnson
wouldn't that make us all geniuses (spelling?)

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 20:50
by FatherJack
I got to 18 and decided to have a go of Ep 2, but I've just realised how stupidly easy one of the puzzles in one of the earlier levels was, that I did in the most amazingly complex fashion. I tend to overthink stuff which trips me up on relatively easy, but hard-seeming puzzles.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 21:03
by spoodie
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS

That's gotta be one of the best end credits ever. CAKE WAS NOT A LIE

Thanks for the mp3 Berk.
Great game and just the right length, considering. It took me 4.5 hours (with some messing about infinite looping) so I must be a spaz. A couple of the later puzzles really got me and I had to fluke one big jump. But it proof of a good game because I didn't cheat or get frustrated. Lots of "Ahhh, that's how you do it" moments.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 21:35
by Chickenz
HereComesPete wrote:I'm waiting for chicken to turn up and tell us he's finished it all in minus eleven seconds. :P
Haven't got it yet.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 21:50
by Gunslinger42

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 21:55
by Dr. kitteny berk
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
tiny spoiler wrote:I miss cube

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 22:26
by Stoat
There's a couple of Advanced puzzles I can't get my head around. I think I'll come back to them later.
Shame I can't just play EP2 now, it looked really shiny from the first few minutes I saw.

Posted: October 10th, 2007, 22:47
by Roman Totale
Stoat wrote:There's a couple of Advanced puzzles I can't get my head around. I think I'll come back to them later.
I've just finished doing them and I think my brain has melted. I may rest Portal awhile now and try episode 2.

The credits are indeed the best ever.