5punk

Right-o lads, must be off.

I moved into Uni yesterday so i may be unavailable for the next month or so.

Have lots of freshers and other such activities to participate in as well as getting used to a new place.

Will most likely check in regularly but as i say i have RL stuff for now.

In a Beef,

catch you all laters

have a good prof bash btw

Enjoy, remember that you liver and kidneys can be replaced.

Have fun!

Enjoy participating in those freshers.

Oi, text me back ya ponce!

Having ready participated in the first few days of my freshers week, our kitchen currently has around 50 empty bottles of lager, 4 empty bottles of vodka, 7 empty bottles of cherryade (vodka and cherryade ftw) and our flat's front door is always open with many people from the halls just wandering in and sitting down. Uni is rather snazzy...

P.S. I feel like shit.

cheers! don't fuck it all up!

eRabbit wrote:Having ready participated in the first few days of my freshers week, our kitchen currently has around 50 empty bottles of lager, 4 empty bottles of vodka, 7 empty bottles of cherryade (vodka and cherryade ftw) and our flat's front door is always open with many people from the halls just wandering in and sitting down. Uni is rather snazzy...

P.S. I feel like shit.

I spent over a grand in my freshers week, I paid for an armband to use all the stuff, then just went on 7 all day pub crawls. By the end of it, one sip of one drink put me down, apparently my liver had started producing an enzyme that makes the body reject the alcohol violently so it can repair itself. Good times, good times...

I am a tad hungover still after my first fresher night, I had to physically carry Mrs Mikkyo back from the union as she was trying to steal my mate Pauls bike. Also Got offered a job as a bouncer.

eRabbit wrote:Having ready participated in the first few days of my freshers week, our kitchen currently has around 50 empty bottles of lager, 4 empty bottles of vodka, 7 empty bottles of cherryade (vodka and cherryade ftw) and our flat's front door is always open with many people from the halls just wandering in and sitting down. Uni is rather snazzy...

P.S. I feel like shit.

You look like shit too.

I start saturday week, down at Southampton. Quite a late start compared to some other unis; half of my mates have already left. Can't really wait.
I'll still have internets and my laptop though, so I'll probably post on here as much as I do now (Not a huge amount)

FINALLY back tomorrow for my final year. No doubt all those new, nubile, 18 year old barely legal girls living away from home for the first time need an older man to make them feel secure.

Secure and secured.

With rape tape.

tandino wrote:
With rape tape.

pffft

I'm off to Portsmouth Saturday next, should be good.

buzzmong wrote:I'm off to Portsmouth Saturday next, should be good.

Some good night out can be had in Portsmouth, lived down there for 15 years. Be sure to go to the Guildhall Square, the Walkabout is cool, loads of birds if your not the fussy type, and if you meet my ex while out, be sure to wrap up well, industrial strength condoms should do the trick.

friznit wrote:
You look like shit too.

You're so missing me....

TheJockGit wrote:Some good night out can be had in Portsmouth, lived down there for 15 years. Be sure to go to the Guildhall Square, the Walkabout is cool, loads of birds if your not the fussy type, and if you meet my ex while out, be sure to wrap up well, industrial strength condoms should do the trick.

I'm an ex-Pompeyite, served 5 years in Southsea -several of them as a barman and the South Parade Pier, I can agree with you there, helped along by the fact they closed Joanna's!

Since the students have just started (Fresher week?) so you have lots of young girls at the moment just released from their parents and have their own place for the first time.... yummy...