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Derby Evening Press: Yet another war in York! Raktam gets a queen!
News for 9 Sep 2007

• -The the Derby Evening Press is one of the unofficial newspapers on the island of Shartak. Issue 11 is now online at http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Derby_Evening_Press/Issue_11

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Dr. kitteny berk wrote:

In celebration we need to do something off the cuff.

I'd say a jungle CDC but that's much to difficult for us to ever do.

buzzmong wrote:In celebration we need to do something off the cuff.

I'd say a jungle CDC but that's much to difficult for us to ever do.

bollocks is it.


Should be fairly easy with some planning.

Er. Berk have you even read what you wrote? We are 5punk, we are herding bee's, a big cock in the jungle, thats old mac

What we need is another fight, not the defending york one (I'll kill any invaders, I'm a yorkman) I want a fight thats huge, someone like the 1st colonial militia or even better, the whole of derby, that will get us in the paper more!

you might want to keep some of that, say, in the waugh room.

HereComesPete wrote:I want a fight thats huge, someone like the 1st colonial militia or even better, the whole of derby, that will get us in the paper more!

Flattered that you consider us a huge fight.

I mostly consider you to be a raging dickhead. Absolutely everyone in derby is a fight, you're not even a fence dispute with a backward neighbour.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:you might want to keep some of that, say, in the waugh room.

I'll give the spy's fair warning. If we do anything, then it'll be a surprise after being organised (hah, us, organised!) secretly. Here, I've goaded an idiot into a response, and serious sam had something to say as well!

HereComesPete wrote:I mostly consider you to be a raging dickhead. Absolutely everyone in derby is a fight, you're not even a fence dispute with a backward neighbour.

nice handbag, the pink tweed effect would go really well with your fabulous self.

Nobody can handbag quite like a Berk (word felcher or not - you decide!). Kudos sir.

HereComesPete wrote:I mostly consider you to be a raging dickhead. Absolutely everyone in derby is a fight, you're not even a fence dispute with a backward neighbour.

Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

Serious Sam wrote:
Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

OMMMGG u sed a rood werd.
i m telin da polece.

Serious Sam wrote:
Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

Now now, lets not resort to rudeness.....

/me bums

Hehulk wrote:
Now now, lets not resort to rudeness.....

/me bums

I know, he's only been here five fucking minutes and already the place is falling apart. Easy, Samantha baby. You're one of us now...

Serious Sam wrote:Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

Sure, I'll come and fight...








...just give me a few minutes to finish pulling my shit covered dick out your sister and a few minutes more so I can clean it on your mothers face.

HereComesPete wrote:Sure, I'll come and fight...


...just give me a few minutes to finish pulling my shit covered dick out your sister and a few minutes more so I can clean it on your mothers face.

You're getting Sammo and KV confused again.

KV's mum cooked me a nice fry-up, so I'd wipe my cock clean on KV instead, might even make him smell better.