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My dream Job

Posted: September 3rd, 2007, 15:42
by MIkkyo
Went on a job hunt today and nipped into game station. The manager was just about to put up signs for Christmas temps. So I filled in an application form then and there, first in so hopefully I'll get a job out of it, staff discounts may be on me!
I need the collective gaming prayers of 5punk to get this job.

Re: My dream Job

Posted: September 3rd, 2007, 15:51
by tandino
MIkkyo wrote:Went on a job hunt today and nipped into game station. The manager was just about to put up signs for Christmas temps. So I filled in an application form then and there, first in so hopefully I'll get a job out of it, staff discounts may be on me!
I need the collective gaming prayers of 5punk to get this job.
So long as you're surly and listen to unnecessarily loud emo, you'll fit right in in Gamestation!

All the best mate, just show them you're passionate and reliable in the interview and you'll breeze it. Also remember to use words like "sales targets", "add on sales" and "customer service" - any other corporate bullshit that comes to mind should be thrown in at your discretion! Let us know how you get on.

/disillusioned after 10 years of retail work

Posted: September 3rd, 2007, 15:54
by Dr. kitteny berk
yay staff discount.

All the games will only cost a tenner more than they do on play :)

Posted: September 3rd, 2007, 16:02
by MIkkyo
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:yay staff discount.

All the games will only cost a tenner more than they do on play :)
/dreams shattered

Posted: September 3rd, 2007, 18:00
by spoodie
I worked in a software shop when I was in my teens. If you're old enough you may remember the Software Plus chain, they went bust at least 10 years ago. They had a lovely yellow and brown logo.

Posted: September 3rd, 2007, 18:24
by w3rthers
My new job's amazing, I do relatively easy and few tasks on photoshop and indesign (like making wine lists) then pissabout on the interweb which doesnt have that many sites blocked Ace!
I'm just worried I'll get really bored.

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 16:38
by cashy
I just started a night job at a toilet roll factory, it's exactly like the adverts :). Best fun i've had in years.

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 17:57
by Sol
I started a new weekend job at john lewis. Not a bad one for teen work.

/Becomes all middle class and snobby.


It appears it be-eth the season for getting jobs D:

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 18:14
by buzzmong
pffft, I lose my job on the 15th.

Next month will be JOB TIEM GET GO!

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 20:21
by ProfHawking
make sure you go out with style... some kind of sexy scandal perhaps.

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 22:18
by Roman Totale
ProfHawking wrote:make sure you go out with style... some kind of sexy scandal perhaps.
Unless you work with children.

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 22:32
by Killavodka
Roman Totale wrote:
Unless you work with children.
wow my brain thought you said "chicken" not children... but still

sexy scandal when working with chicken :shock:

Posted: September 4th, 2007, 23:01
by Chickenz
Killavodka wrote:
wow my brain thought you said "chicken" not children... but still

sexy scandal when working with chicken :shock:
ooer, I'm glad I couldn't get to the bash now........














FUCKING NUTTER

Posted: September 5th, 2007, 8:01
by w3rthers
Killavodka wrote:
wow my brain thought you said "chicken" not children... but still

sexy scandal when working with chicken :shock:
Killavodka and his chicken fetish again, he loves a nice Cock(erel) (man thats a lame joke, but it is early in the morning)

Posted: September 5th, 2007, 13:23
by buzzmong
ProfHawking wrote:make sure you go out with style... some kind of sexy scandal perhaps.
I already have a legacy involving vomit and management.

It will be difficult to top it.