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The newest registered user is Satan"

Hehe, bit slow on the uptake today?

http://www.5punk.co.uk/discuss/17154/

http://www.5punk.co.uk/discuss/17188/

Its Friday, I'm badly in need of a weekend.

Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Seems reasonable

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:

nearly time, Friday lunchtime drinking FTW!

Aye, tis a good reason. I'm just glad it's been a short week!

I might even get the afternoon off if I can fool others into thinking all my work is done.

Unfortunately my work is never done, I must spend the rest of the morning constructing a clever ruse.

Just tell them, "My work here is done." It works for me.

nunoncastors wrote:Just tell them, "My work here is done." It works for me.

That's always more effective with a light smoke effect, blinding light from behind and a choral sound track, but if you can't get hold of that a box to stand on and a calm demeanour is good too.

Stoat wrote:That's always more effective with a light smoke effect, blinding light from behind and a choral sound track, but if you can't get hold of that a box to stand on and a calm demeanour is good too.

I can just imagine nun putting a box on the floor in the middle of the office, solemnly getting up on it and announcing his departure.

Kind of weird too weird.
I wonder if it really is satan cuz he must be into online gaming lots of killing/destroying stuff. And gamers have the reputation of listening to heavy metal/the devil's music. But most metal people I meet are quite nice and not that violent they just try to avoid getting beaten up by chavs. So I reckon satan listens to happy hardcore or speed garage or Rnb.
Sorry bit of a random tangent but i'm trying to kill time till home time.

Bill Hicks always wanted to go to hell because of the better music they have there.

Lateralus wrote:Bill Hicks always wanted to go to hell because of the better music they have there.

It's like heaven, but you've got the weather...

Lateralus wrote:Bill Hicks always wanted to go to hell because of the better music they have there.

Fact: more people need to watch Bill Hicks.

Roman Totale wrote:Fact: more people need to watch Bill Hicks.

I don't like his humour.

Denis Leary is better

Duke of Ted wrote:Denis Leary is better

because he's an asshole?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCHYOwbxDhE

buzzmong wrote:
because he's an asshole?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCHYOwbxDhE

there's three types of people in the world...

My weekend started on tuesday afternoon, so far I have accomplished no packing, even though I move house in a few days. I have however played more bioshock, had many lols on beef, including a truly epic dukes of hazzard moment and finished downloading tittie quest, yey me!


Also, Hicks is fucking funny, really fucking funny. If you've not seen or heard him, do so.