Create your own nation state...

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 10:22

http://www.nationstates.net
Every day you make a desicion that affects your country, answer a few questions, like 'What is your national animal?' and zing boom...

I'm now the ruler of 'The Disputed Territories of Bobbinsdom'

Check my country out!!:

'The Disputed Territories of Bobbinsdom is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery.

Crime is moderate, and the police horse struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bobbinsdom's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the grot.'

Post by **Dog Pants** » July 21st, 2005, 10:38

Ooh, I always wanted my own Banana republic to dictate to!

The Colony of Kebabana:

"Chilli sauce, no salad please"

The Colony of Kebabana is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Crime is moderate. Kebabana's national animal is the caterpillar and its currency is the gherkin.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 10:42

Ha ha, the gherkin, I've added your nation to my 'dossier'

i'm watching you...

/prepares for war

Wiggy · Post by **Wiggy** » July 21st, 2005, 10:46

Hahaha

The Holy Republic of Phulatio

"Eat My Ass"

Location: the Pacific
The Holy Republic of Phulatio is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24%. A substantial private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Gambling and Pizza Delivery.

Crime is moderate. Phulatio's national animal is the blue tit and its currency is the dollar.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » July 21st, 2005, 10:50

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... tion=5punk

Stuk · Post by **Stuk** » July 21st, 2005, 10:53

Woo! Join "The Empire of The Moon Monkey"
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... oon_monkey

This looks like a lot of fun. I'm going to try and create an oppressive government, where the people in power prosper, and everyone else suffers =)

Edit: Move to 5punktopia (password bukkake)!
Main Screen > Location "North Pacific" > Move to a new reigon > 5punktopia

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 11:07

I've just found out you can create a 'Region' and choose to move there,

I have created a region of 5punktopialand

Join in all nations of 5punk, password is 6667!

Edit: AAAaargh you beat me, join 5punktopialand, not the evil 5punktopia!!!

Stuk · Post by **Stuk** » July 21st, 2005, 11:19

Noooooooo

5punktopia Forever <<< Clicky clicky clicky

We have a better password, a shorter, easier to remember name, and has a flourishing wildlife of badgers and other creatures. Don't join the commi-5punktopialand, they will EAT YOUR SOUL

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 11:29

Stuk wrote:Noooooooo

5punktopia Forever <<< Clicky clicky clicky

We have a better password, a shorter, easier to remember name, and has a flourishing wildlife of badgers and other creatures. Don't join the commi-5punktopialand, they will EAT YOUR SOUL

And they stole 5punktopialand's description word for word!!

Do you want to join a region who does that kind of thing?, no of course not.

Post by **Dog Pants** » July 21st, 2005, 11:30

This looks like a war of 1984 proportions brewing. I need to choose a side...

Stuk · Post by **Stuk** » July 21st, 2005, 11:36

mrbobbins wrote:And they stole 5punktopialand's description word for word!!

Do you want to join a region who does that kind of thing?, no of course not.

Do you want to join a land whos leader can't read?! As you can clearly see, 5punktopia is just that bit better than 5punktopialand in all cases.

5punktopia

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 11:44

Ah yes by subtly adding the words:

INCREADABLY (Please note correct spelling:INCREDIBLY. they must have a very poor state education system)

SUPER

We are teh bestest

After stealing the description it shows the upmost thought and care has gone into the region.

Edit: now contains 2 nations!!!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » July 21st, 2005, 12:09

Now this looks like a fine way to waste time! I shall create my own nation-state at the weekend.

As for the region to join, I think we should all club together and choose one. No need for fighting between 5punkers. I'll pick my sides once the country is formed!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 12:14

See this is genius!,

We've only just started and we have political rivals, nations taking sides and other nations calling for peace and uniformity,

Brilliant!!

P.S: the wonderous region of 5punktopialand is now password free, all borders open, join now and get a free no-holds-barred 1 month trial with any of our tribal princesses, (or princes if that floats yer boat)

Stuk · Post by **Stuk** » July 21st, 2005, 12:23

mrbobbins wrote:Tthe wonderous region of 5punktopialand is now password free, all borders open, join now and get a free no-holds-barred 1 month trial with any of our tribal princesses, (or princes if that floats yer boat)

Following a move earlier today by 5punktopialand to open its borders, 5punktopia have decided to follow suit. You can now join 5punktopia quickly and easily.

Not only that but we are providing free 'exxxtra' cable channels for your enjoyment. We will even provide you with a FREE boat, so you don't have bring your own, unlike you do in 5punktopialand.

5punktopia: Four letters easier to remember

I agree, this is really quite fun, no harm done I hope

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 12:27

Stuk wrote:I agree, this is really quite fun, no harm done I hope

Well, not till we launch our missiles at you anyway

But I'll continue fighting till someone else creates a region, then all the other 5punkers join it, and we're left with our pityfull 1 nation regions

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » July 21st, 2005, 12:40

The new nation of Sidney Grove has decided to join 5punktopialand. This is not intended as a political snub to other nations and/or regions, and it will continue its peace-keeping work within the 5punk regions. It was the princess which swung it tho.

The Most Serene Republic of Sidney Grove is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Arms Manufacturing.

Crime is well under control. Sidney Grove's national animal is the galago moholi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the tom.

Post by **deject** » July 21st, 2005, 15:10

The Holy Empire of the Poo-Covered Sloth will now take over the world!

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... ered_sloth

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 21st, 2005, 15:23

Update:

5punktopialand now at 4 mighty nations and forming a global fast food network.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » July 21st, 2005, 15:48

I vote we should have a regional flag, which all countries in our region can use, with varied colours if the wish. Looking at the current flag for The Most Serene Republic of Sidney Grove, I realised that it should be a Goatse based flag. Its just so obvious!