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Welcome one and all to another edition of "HEY! Look what I actually remembered to do for a fucking change" &
Games out this week: Ending 20th July 2007.

PC:
Burn
Civilization 4 Beyond the Sword
Crazy Frog Racer 2
Create City
Premier Manager 2006-2007
Sword of the Stars Born of Blood
Transformers

Playstation 3:
The Darkness
Transformers

Playstation 2:
Transformers

PSP:
Shrek the Third
Transformers

Xbox 360:
Transformers

Nintendo Wii:
Transformers

Gameboy DS:
Transformers Autobots
Transformers Decepticons

GameBoy Advanced:
Nothing this week

Conclusion: CHOCOLATE RAIN

Hmmm, Transformers? Tempted to sweep this and DIRT too.

ZOMG TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE! Pity that the transformers game is teh suck. But the film will make me flip out and pirate ninja cowboy everyone in the cinema!

Dirt can still fuck off for having starforce.

Transformers, movie tie in game. well, that'll be good, just like all the others

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Dirt can still fuck off for having starforce.

Transformers, movie tie in game. well, that'll be good, just like all the others

All games with big stompy robots are great (regardless of how shit they really are, stompy robots is win)

Multi-Console ports normally suck quite hard

DIRT has shitforce? Well that combined with it not being able to run on my PC means I won't even be bothering to sweep it ever.

TezzRexx wrote:Burn

A full-priced FPS, which is supposedly only as good as a £20 3-5-year-old game

TezzRexx wrote:Civilization 4 Beyond the Sword

Add-on for a game I haven't got

TezzRexx wrote:Crazy Frog Racer 2

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TezzRexx wrote:Create City

£8.99 Looks a bit dull

TezzRexx wrote:Premier Manager 2006-2007

Isn't Championship/Football Manager or LMA

TezzRexx wrote:Sword of the Stars Born of Blood

Add-on for a game I haven't got

TezzRexx wrote:Transformers

Robots in disguise movie tie-in clusterbomb-release

After a quick scan this Transformers game looks mediocre at best. If you want to play a Transformers game play this one: http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=55753

I enjoyed it a lot, it's oldschool (none of this Bay updated nonsense) and good fun. You'll need a PS2 though.

FatherJack wrote:IT'S A SHIT WEEK

Agreed!

M4niachicken wrote:
All games with big stompy robots are great (regardless of how shit they really are, stompy robots is win)

hmmm. anyone know of any decent mechwarrior 2/3/4/mercenaries servers?

ooh, ooh! mechcommander 1/2 is legally on teh floor! and it should work on parma+brie!

ETA: Linkeh http://www.mechcommander.org/downloads.html

EFTA: This Thread is now about big stompy robots. except Futurebeef walkers. they can GTFO

Anhamgrimmar wrote:

hmmm. anyone know of any decent mechwarrior 2/3/4/mercenaries servers?

ooh, ooh! mechcommander 1/2 is legally on teh floor! and it should work on parma+brie!

O rly now?

*May sweep and be up for a game next week*

id be up for some mechwarrior madness, me and pete manage to make holes in the space-time continuum (spell ?)
by wasting days of our life discussing mechs / weapons

Thor ftw

Killavodka wrote: Thor ftw

GAH! i played MW2 so many times, i learnt the mech chassis of by heart. and then the series went to those inner sphere dogs, and they had their own designations.

Mission info says watch out for the daishi's.

Oh, says i, whats one of those?

Ah, says I, that'll be a funny name for a dire-wolf. and i'm in my Kit-fox. this could be interesting:

WARNING! Critical Hit!
Warning! Weapon Destroyed!
Warning! Core temperature Critical!
Warning! emergency Shut down in progress!
Shutdown Overridden
Warning! Ammunition Explosion detected!

Ah, borrocks......

I'm gonna have to dig my old discs out now, this has got me quite nostalgic..........

/tangent

been playing mercenaries
ER PPC ftw

I've d/l'd mek paks for mercs, it has about 50 more mech chassis, and elemental battle suits, plus pretty much every weapon going, except the bombast laser for some reason. It does posess a weapon that makes er ppc's look weak, the continuous laser, you hold fire, it strips away even heavy armour, then you overheat, in about the same time it took you to read that, you've killed a daishi/warlord and then shut down. I wish they hadn't cancelled mechwarrior 5, fucking microsoft cunts.

HereComesPete wrote:I wish they hadn't cancelled mechwarrior 5, fucking microsoft cunts.

Well, the MechAssault games were fun, in their own way. It's just a shame that neither of them were ported to the PC.

Gave up on searching for the disks. went to amazon


Original boxed copies of MW4:Vengeance, MW4:Black Knight, and MW4:Mercenaries ordered.


Total cost: under £15 including P+P. Will be happy when they arrive.

eion wrote: Well, the MechAssault games were fun, in their own way. It's just a shame that neither of them were ported to the PC.

True, but they never had the same depth, (I know this is geeky, but I don't care) I can spend hours testing loadouts on mech's to achieve maximum armour to firepower to heat to speed ratio's.

Anham, its even cheaper to sweep them...

HereComesPete wrote:
True, but they never had the same depth, (I know this is geeky, but I don't care) I can spend hours testing loadouts on mech's to achieve maximum armour to firepower to heat to speed ratio's.

Anham, its even cheaper to sweep them...

not on half meg interpipe its not.....