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http://saq.50megs.com/ . this looks truely amazing! quote:
'SAQ 2 WILL PUSHT HE CAPABILITIES OF HTE HALF LIFE 2 ENGINE TO PRODUCE A SURE QUALITY ENJOYABLE BY ALL!!!

HERE ARE SOME OF HTE SPECIAL FEATURES NOT AVAILABLE TO ANYONE BUT THOSE WHO PLAY SAQ 2

1: 3D HEADSHOTS
2:BETTER MACHINE GUNS
3: A HIGH QUALITY SELECTION SCREEN AND MONEY SYSTEM WITH FULLY READY FOREIGN EXCHANGE RATES FOR MAPS FAR AWAY IN EUROPE!
4: ALL NEW STORY LINE FOR A WORLD IN TROUBLE!
6: BETTER DECEPATETIONS TAHN POSTALE 2!!!
7: BARBECU PEOPLE WIHT FLAME THROWING PISTOL! HOW DELUMPTIOUSE!

TEHY'RE ARE MORE UPDATES TO BE MADE FOR TIHS EXCITING TIME, BUT STAY TUNED 34/7 COS WE WILL KILL CONDITION ZERO LOL!! '

you heard the man, this will kill any other mod out there. ive just donated £500 to help speed up production

hahaha
'PHASE 1 OF THE FLYING CAR MODELLING http://saq.50megs.com/cgi-bin/i/images/flyingtruck.jpg '
if only all games were this simple http://saq.50megs.com/cgi-bin/i/images/bigboss.jpg

That's S.T.A.L.K.E.R fucked then. How could it compete with that?

TOP SECRETE DOCUMENT

THE YEAR IS 2091!! Over teh past century there is a lot of fighting going on. it all started when america got blown up and then canada got blown up. then they saw the records of the attacks and found out that it was uruguay that blew up america and zambia that blew up canada. then they saw that they were ordered to do that by the communists who live in russia and they controled russia and that russia gave them money. englind saw that this happend and held a meeting at the united nations and then the president of england said "THIS MUST BE STOPED! WE HAVE TO KILL THE COMIE PINKOS BEFORE WE GET BLOWN UP TOO!" so then they had a vote and the only person who didnt vote was russia because they didnt want to die lol. then they made a brand new super elite army and they decided on the name of SPECIAL ATTACK QUADRANT, or S.A.Q. for short!!! So then they began there crusade against comunist russia but THEN THE COMIES ANTISIPATD THIS MOVE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!! Then they started atacking eurpope and they killed a lot of people! NOW YOU AHVE TO DECIDE WHO U R GOING 2 WORK FOR?!!?! THE GOOD SAQ ARMY OR THE POWARFUL RUSSIANS?!?!!!!
U DECIDE!!!!!!

How i laughed

TEH THUNDERBOLT!

the best gun evar!

Good lord, I just have to play this right away!

pffttttt

That looks so fantastically shit, that I want to play it

Pure hilarity.

Weapons that should be included in that mod: http://img27.exs.cx/img27/4981/J_DRAW.jpg

*apparently those weapon designs were made by a small child, who would have guessed?*

heh. well everybody thought that about hopkin green frog: who found my frog etc, but it turned out to be a 16 year old autistic boy

i especially love the "SAQ staff section" the picture that says "this is not a real picture of me"

cashy wrote:ive just donated £500 to help speed up production

That's awful generous of you!
Wow.

Tomo2k5 wrote:
cashy wrote:ive just donated £500 to help speed up production
That's awful generous of you!
Wow.

i see you getting your post count up so you can take part in the raffle :D

killslay wrote:
Tomo2k5 wrote:
cashy wrote:ive just donated £500 to help speed up production
That's awful generous of you!
Wow.
i see you getting your post count up so you can take part in the raffle :D

He's obvioulsy reading the threads thoroughly before posting

pffffffftttttttttt

LASER BEAMS!!!!!!!!!!

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