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Post by **Dog Pants** » March 5th, 2009, 10:12

Well you surprised me.

/writes off all Mama's dialogue

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » March 5th, 2009, 10:20

So, after 20m am I in smackdown range?

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 5th, 2009, 10:25

Yep. On phase 4 you burst through the last ragged cloth thing and into a scene of utter chaos. There's about 15 kids of various ages running in all directions, most seemingly armed with weapons varying from knives to 10mm SMGs. In the middle of the room, on a big but rather festering easy chair, is the bullet-riddled corpse of a particularly ugly and overweight old woman. Behind her is a semi-transparent tarpaulin that seems to cover a hole directly out onto the 'river', and there's a couple more tunnels similar to the one you just came out of on the two adjoining walls.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » March 5th, 2009, 10:28

Mephit points at the corpse

Mephit wrote:es nae her, don thank yes can ful me, teal me whea sheas en ah won go stompan thru yes

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 5th, 2009, 10:31

Very few are paying attention to you, most are making for the exits and fighting amongs themselves. Most seem to be going for the left hand door.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » March 5th, 2009, 10:33

Exit stage left, cracking heads together as I go...

stay thea!

Post by **Grimmie** » March 5th, 2009, 12:16

Grimmie advance!

I'd also like to try and get in there and grab a sprogling, try and trip as many as I can over and disarm the ones I get.

Grimmie wrote:Come here, you fu-
Holy SHIT.. Is that Mama?

Post by **deject** » March 5th, 2009, 13:44

Dog Pants wrote:Well you surprised me.

/writes off all Mama's dialogue

sorry. I guess we'll never know the extent of her combat abilities.

On hearing grimmie's exclamation, deej advances as well. I'll take video and other images of the body to send to Third Eye or whoever is in charge for identification. Then LOOTZ!

Post by **TezzRexx** » March 5th, 2009, 13:49

Spindle Winston wrote:By teaming together and taking these ance ridden kids and their old hag down, they'll be out our hair for good and i'll be damn sure they'll be some moolah comin' your way

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 5th, 2009, 14:10

Go Tezz Go!

Post by **deject** » March 5th, 2009, 14:49

The really sad part is we're only going to be paid 350c, and spreading that out over the 5 of us currently in the gang's hideout, that's only 70c each. Including Spindle that's only like 58c each. Thank god for that blue we did earlier, because unless we score some major weapon stockpiles this will have been a rather low paying event.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 5th, 2009, 15:18

deject wrote:The really sad part is we're only going to be paid 350c, and spreading that out over the 5 of us currently in the gang's hideout, that's only 70c each. Including Spindle that's only like 58c each. Thank god for that blue we did earlier, because unless we score some major weapon stockpiles this will have been a rather low paying event.

Haha, yeah. Disadvantage of having a large squad. I didn't write it though, it's a published encounter.

Tezz:

Tengu wrote:Now you're talking my language. Well I gotta admit those kids are a pain in the ass, but what I'm more interested in is the spoils of war, so to speak. They're light fingered little bastards and all manner of goodies pass through their hands. You find out where they hold their stuff before they fence it and we'll come and help you get it. You get the body count, we get the hardware. How's that for a starter?

Post by **deject** » March 5th, 2009, 16:04

Ok, another Detect roll for good measure, I'll be searching corpses, rooms, anything for SLA equipment or anything that looks somewhat useful to me.

Detect: 9,1 + 3

Post by **Joose** » March 5th, 2009, 18:29

Toast grabs the corpse, and drags it to the floor. He pulls down the arse part of his deathsuit (or however it is that works), and crouches over the corpses head.

Toast wrote:HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRN! Ahhhhhh. Well, I'm a man of my word.

There's a bit of a smell now.

Post by **deject** » March 5th, 2009, 18:33

You insane bastard. It's a good thing I took pictures and all that already.

doggers, I want to find the lootz!

Post by **Joose** » March 5th, 2009, 18:37

Toast wrote:Pictures?

Toast is doing his best to get her head off, pulling and tearing at the neck with his Ebb claws.

Post by **deject** » March 5th, 2009, 18:42

You know for identification purposes? You don't think anything through do you?

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 5th, 2009, 18:46

My god man, you've just shat on it!

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 5th, 2009, 18:59

Whoa whu? Goose damn I blinked and missed it all then. For a second I thought Mama was going to be some sort of undead zombie ghoul - then I realised Deej had already killed her.

Erm, suppose I'll use my Illumination skill to flash the little kiddies (hur hur) and stop them running around.

Dirk over comms wrote:Watch your eyes, gentlemen.

Dirk to the kiddies wrote:Drop your weapons, there is no need to be alarmed. You are now safe.

Persuasion: 6,3,+4 = 13

Detect: 6,9,+8 = 23

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 5th, 2009, 19:00

Mephit and Grimmie can make unarmed rolls to grab random kids. Make a couple each if you want to kick/trip/slap another target of opportunity before they all vanish.

Don't go running away with yourself yet chaps. Mama Krutch might have died spectacularly quickly, but you don't know what's down the other two corridors yet. Looking around the room, both corridors have similar rag-strewn curtains. There's a few things in the way of trophies on the wall - half a Flick Scythe, a badly damaged FEN AR, a few bits of armour. One of the bits of armour has an SCL card on it, that of a human I&I op by the name of Jason Jones.