War on the Colonial Police

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 24th, 2007, 3:13

Hut

You are standing in a rather dishevelled looking hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “The Colonial Police are homophobic, and have oppresed the faaabulous community of York for far too long. Stand up and hold hands with your fellow man and be counted!* *bummed”.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 24th, 2007, 7:32

Post by **Joose** » March 24th, 2007, 9:39

buzzmong wrote:Someone's stalking me, I keep logging in to find "Willies!" written on the ground/sand/hut/tree I'm at. EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUNGLE.

Ive been writing it everywhere, at every possible opportunity. This could be why ive been playing for ages and have yet to get my first skill though.

Post by **tandino** » March 24th, 2007, 14:08

Hehe I LedOL when I logged in to find Ownslaught had killed me and said “Tell to the Colon police to LET ME ALONE fils de pute !”

Poor thing, I almost felt sorry for him! We should all make a point of killing him harder next time we see him.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 24th, 2007, 14:18

live from the ammo hut:

Ownslaught says “Monsieur Janssencould you tell to the COLON POLICE TO STOP ATTACKING ME ! Its BORING ! Or I'll kill you ALL” (2007-03-24 13:50)
Ownslaught says “Soldierguy, Could you prevent the Colonial Police that Colon Police Attack me ? Please.” (2007-03-24 13:53)
soldierguy says “Ownslaught, the Colon Police has nothing to do with Colonial Police.” (2007-03-24 13:57)
soldierguy says “I'm not sure i understood your request” (2007-03-24 13:57)
soldierguy says “Are you reporting a crime? If so it is my duty to protect you and bring the criminals to justice” (2007-03-24 13:57)
soldierguy says “Please go to the CP forum and check out list of Colon Police 5kers etc, or just tell me the names here, it's even better if you have screen shots of the killings so you can post those as well” (2007-03-24 13:5)
soldierguy says “Oh wait, you are a new recruit to the CP” (2007-03-24 14:02)
soldierguy says “Welcome” (2007-03-24 14:02)
soldierguy says “I just asked the CP officers for the best strategy to deal with this problem” (2007-03-24 14:04)
soldierguy says “Don't worry ownslaught, we'll come up with a plan” (2007-03-24 14:04)
soldierguy says “All hail York!”

sounds like they have a plan allright

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » March 24th, 2007, 15:47

just gave Ownslaught and soldierguy a bit of a chopping in the ammo hut, they're both down to about 40HP

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 24th, 2007, 15:53

just owned ownslaught, soldierguy is down to 18hp.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 24th, 2007, 15:57

and shouted willies.

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » March 24th, 2007, 16:09

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:and shouted willies.

of course

Post by **tandino** » March 24th, 2007, 17:30

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:just owned ownslaught, soldierguy is down to 18hp.

5punky retribution is swift. This sends out a wonderful message!

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 24th, 2007, 17:35

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:just owned ownslaught, soldierguy is down to 18hp.

He's now down to 12.

The worst luck ever, 40 AP and hit him three times.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 24th, 2007, 21:23

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Since your last move:

soldierguy says “why doesn't 5k and punkers start doing good?” (2007-03-24 19:55)

soldierguy says “instead of killing innocent people, why not help them?” (2007-03-24 19:55)

soldierguy says “go ahead kill me. stop me from helping someone whose small business is being over run by pirates. whose family is killed and looted by them. let them roam free” (2007-03-24 19:57)

soldierguy says “York has so many freedoms and the CP love these freedoms, there is only one law DO NOT KILL INNOCENTS” (2007-03-24 19:58)

soldierguy says “if you derive some sadistic pleasure from killing innocents go ahead. you killed me once before. chear by zerging, i only speak because i sense a goodness in your core. Time will wither the mere ” (2007-03-24 19:59)

soldierguy says “"pleasures you derive by killing innocents. Discover the bliss of doing good. And leave ownslaught alone. He's a new recruit in the CP, trying to do good. He's a good guy. ” (2007-03-24 20:00)

soldierguy says “now go ahead and kill me. But i'll be back, old friend, i'll be back. Wherever someone needs help i'll be there. All hail York! Death to tyrants! Hail! Hail York! ” (2007-03-24 20:01)

We're getting to them.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 24th, 2007, 21:29

they are calling us tyrants?

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 24th, 2007, 21:45

Mr. Johnson wrote:they are calling us tyrants?

Quite.

Now go kill him.... and any other innocents.... and their families. Ammo hut. 12 HP

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 24th, 2007, 21:49

must... kill... innocents...

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » March 24th, 2007, 21:57

pffft, doesnt soldierguy realise he's encouraging us even more when he says stuff like that

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 24th, 2007, 22:39

They're all utterly bonkers aren't they? Anyway, we're not killing innocents - we're killing CP who are fascist lunatics. I'd consider that good.

Post by **FatherJack** » March 25th, 2007, 0:56

Mr. Johnson wrote:soldierguy says “Ownslaught, the Colon Police has nothing to do with Colonial Police.”

Looks like he's not the only one confused:

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oztec attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-03-24 11:12)
oztec attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-03-24 11:12)
oztec attacks you for 4 damage. (2007-03-24 11:12)
oztec says “stupid cops” (2007-03-24 11:12)

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 25th, 2007, 9:38

I'd say recruit him, but I've died at his hands a few times myself. He's just an idiot.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 25th, 2007, 16:21

Could use a kill in the traders hut please.

Varthos

He's not killed me yet, but he's very hostile to one of my chars