Diablo seasonal malarchy

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Re: Diablo seasonal malarchy

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On reflection I may have made a clan. It may also be the same thing as a community. I'm not really sure.
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Everyone in Diablo III wrote:Leah is getting so powerful, she's our hero. We love Leah. Bluh bluh bluh.
Me wrote:Wait, I can make exploding lightning and beams of fire come out of my hands. Demons explode just by being nearby me. How come Leah gets all the praise?
Everyone in Diablo III wrote:Did someone say Leah?
Me wrote:Fuck you guys, slay your own prime evils.
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:lol:
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Has anyone else found the Nagelring? I don't know how common it is, but it spawns up to 4 Fallen Lunatics who explode for 10,000% player damage. When I googled it I found stories abound of them gleefully hurling themselves at Diablo and one-shotting him. Seems more to me though - at level 38 I'm doing somewhere around 3000 base damage, but I was getting little yellow 800,000s when they were blowing up a minute ago.
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Holy crap, nice find!

I'm just bringing my non-seasonal mage dude up to 70 right now, so I can finally unlock adventure mode.
I'm constantly surprised how much damage he can do, and how fragile he is.
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I was surprised to finish the game at level 40. Bit of an anticlimax, although the in-game cutscenes with Diablo were hilarious with my crazy fat Fallen spawning and exploding on him. I'm keeping that ring forever.
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Dog Pants wrote:Has anyone else found the Nagelring? I don't know how common it is, but it spawns up to 4 Fallen Lunatics who explode for 10,000% player damage. When I googled it I found stories abound of them gleefully hurling themselves at Diablo and one-shotting him. Seems more to me though - at level 38 I'm doing somewhere around 3000 base damage, but I was getting little yellow 800,000s when they were blowing up a minute ago.
Upon re-reading the forum thread on this item and having beaten the latter parts of the game with it, I can attest to the comment below being exactly what I experienced:
Shadow Diablo: Only by defeating us can you return to your own realm, but none have ever crawled from the depths of their own terror!

Fallen Lunatic: YEEEEEEE!!
I've no idea what was supposed to happen.
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Haha yeah i seem to stumble across a lot of those rings. Pro tip, you can equip them on your follower if you have a different ring you want equipped and the lunatics still spawn, not sure if it effects their damage though.

Only downside is they kind of sorta sound a little like treasure goblins so you will forever be going "hwauh was that a goblin" and searching every nook and cranny just in case.
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What level did you guys finish up on last night?
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We where only on for 5-10 mins to finish those bounties after you left mate, my witch doctor is at 50 now so probably only a level or two above you.
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Would anyone be up for some Thursdiablo?
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why yeeees
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If there's a spare slot I'll be playing either way about half nine. I'm lvl60.
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Was just about to ask what level doods you and Anery had now, i have a second seasonal character at 70 along with the one I've been playing with grimnutjoose. We could maybe squeeze some rifts in on the weekend too if not tonight.
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In a bizarre mood I installed diablo. I'll have to make a new guy though so I'm probably out for Thursgames.
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I have this thing, apparently.

Got old ones at 30 and 14, and a new seasonal chap at 0, so there. (as will wifey)
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I'm actually enjoying this, somehow. I'm also *this* close to buckling and buying reaper of souls.
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Took a week for me to fold. Although I bought it for £22 off CDKeys.com rather than £35 off Battle.net.
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Mondiablos??
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Hells yeah!
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