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Posted: May 7th, 2009, 20:37
by Baliame
Yeah, isn't the roll system U-clearance?
EDIT: Well, I checked the red book, found nothing. I suspect it's some sort of 1d20 roll though.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 20:57
by deject
Aren't all dice rolls done by the GM?
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 21:09
by Baliame
He asked us to do it and the GM is always right.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 21:23
by Roman Totale
I've rolled mine and sent the results to Pants.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 21:36
by Baliame
Same.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 21:46
by Grimmie
Roger, wilco.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 21:47
by Dog Pants
Okay, well before I get bombarded with any more PMs and attempts at guessing what constitutes a skill check...
A couple of you hear a faint sobbing from the corner, behind the counter.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 21:51
by Roman Totale
Grif wrote:What is this? Sobbing? Crying?! It sounds to me like someone is...UNHAPPY!
Fear not for Grif is here! I will bring happiness to the darkest of places in the name of our friend Computer!
Grif advances forwards, Happy Pills clutched in front of him like a crucifix.
He maintains a huge smile throughout.
Posted: May 7th, 2009, 22:14
by deject
Mona trains the multicorder on Grif investigating the sound.
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 11:22
by Dog Pants
Behind the counter, you find a huddled, quivering ORANGE Clearance citizen wearing an HPD&MC uniform from Complex Update, one of the News Services firms. He appears to be in some sort of serious distress, weeping quietly but strongly enough that his whole body shudders. Suddenly, he notices you looking at him. Scrambling back further under the counter, he shouts, ‘Don’t eat me!’
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 13:59
by deject
What a silly thing to say! Why would we eat you? You aren't a traitor are you?
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 14:52
by Baliame
MO carefully approaches the counter.
MO wrote:Well, no need to worry, we don't have the clearance to eat you. Tell us what happened.
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 15:47
by Dog Pants
Orange bloke wrote:The mutants are going to eat me!
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 15:51
by deject
Where are they? Do you have any proof that they are mutants?
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 15:53
by Dog Pants
Orange bloke wrote:Of course they're mutants! Why else would they want to eat me?
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 16:12
by Baliame
MO wrote:So this would be the mission, then. Find a group of unregistered mutants. Sounds like fun!
Could you describe these mutants you met? What clearance and type of armor did they have? Weapons? Possible personal details we could use?
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 16:19
by Dog Pants
Orange bloke wrote:Scrubots! Yes, that's it. Your mission is scrubots! Attacking people, cleaning them.
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 16:21
by Baliame
MO wrote:Oh. That's disappointing, but nothing ruins my day!
Well, according to my scale, 75% of those people fall into the critical "less than 500 points" category and deserve the cleaning, but if this is what Friend Computer wishes, I shall comply.
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 19:37
by Roman Totale
Grif wrote:Fear not citizen, I have just the thing to get you back to normal! However I believe my colleague MO here should check you out for contamination first - can't be too careful!
Over to you MO - it will be a pleasure to see you in action!
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 20:35
by Baliame
MO wrote:Oh yes, yes, I'd be happy to.
MO steps over to the guy, and unpacks his Hygiene Testing Kit.
MO to the bloke wrote:So, would you like me to inspect you? I'm not sure I can positively determine whether you're contaminated but I have a good chance.