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Posted: April 10th, 2009, 14:44
by HereComesPete
I did wonder how you keep winning monies I thought it was actual lottery grants. I can't see lottery tickets for sale though.

Posted: April 10th, 2009, 14:55
by buzzmong
Manager functions (briefcase symbol) -> Finance Sheet.

Just above the spreadsheet there will be the charity box and the lottery ticket box.

Posted: April 10th, 2009, 14:57
by HereComesPete
Yeah, I searcheded it and bought 5 tickets. Silly me thinking they cost a quid each like a normal lottery ticket and going 'I can buy five eh? That'll do!' and then noticing my money had dropped a fair bit.

Posted: April 10th, 2009, 15:43
by Akiakaiu
buzzmong wrote:
03:17 : well done! you have won £1,066,629 in the lottery!
Pffft, hahah, I'm a lucky fucker or no-one else is buying tickets.

I play, and lose..... so go with lucky. :lol:

Posted: April 15th, 2009, 9:44
by fabyak
Promotionsed! :)

I will now shortly be going bankrupt due to my new and very expensive solo artist

Posted: April 15th, 2009, 21:13
by FatherJack
Beware the special events (flashing eye in the top right toolbar)
Casiotone had a problem : Iva Tucker from Casiotone Casiotone is invited to take part in a public air guitar contest in Jekyll Park against champion guitarists The Flairsoyant and Shawnsinger. Fancy it?
you chose: Of course, I love air guitar!
In the final round, Iva Tucker is accidentally knocked to the floor while strumming along to April Lavatory and is knocked out. she wakes up to discover she's lost almost all their ability - and they didn't even win!
:cry: Down from 100% across four instruments to 10:1:1:10.

Posted: April 15th, 2009, 21:34
by buzzmong
Ouch, last time I got an event I got a small increase in skills and the bassist of Aquafresh Debris got a leaky bottom.

Posted: April 15th, 2009, 21:47
by HereComesPete
I lost a band member who decided to become a thespian.

Posted: April 16th, 2009, 3:59
by Akiakaiu
Hmmm, wish I would have read this before I jumped into the "Quantum Leap" device thingy.... guess I'll find out tomorrow if it was good or not.

Posted: April 16th, 2009, 8:27
by fabyak
I got one of my bands to pose with a Jamie Oliver type for his book and got £250'000 so it's not all bad

Posted: April 18th, 2009, 1:29
by FatherJack
well done! you have won £6,602,571 in the lottery!
:w00t:

Posted: April 18th, 2009, 2:14
by HereComesPete
Fucks sake, my metal bands singer said christians were mentals and I supported him. So he's been disappeared by jesus lovers and I had to hire a new singer. Fucking christian motherfuckers!

Posted: April 20th, 2009, 7:15
by buzzmong
:x
03:19 : DISASTER!!! character Warren Fellowes from Browneye Defenders Browneye Defenders became so depressed that they committed suicide! You had to pay for the funeral, and it set you back £278

03:19 : DISASTER!!! character Theodora Sweeney from Browneye Defenders Browneye Defenders became so depressed that they committed suicide! You had to pay for the funeral, and it set you back £302

03:19 : DISASTER!!! character Rolanda Hayward from Browneye Defenders Browneye Defenders became so depressed that they committed suicide! You had to pay for the funeral, and it set you back £290
Grumpy gits.

Posted: April 20th, 2009, 9:06
by fabyak
Emo band?

Posted: April 20th, 2009, 10:37
by buzzmong
Pop rock, I know why they decided to off themselves methinks, made them do a two week gig session where they had no attendance and lost money. Whoops.

Posted: April 23rd, 2009, 11:47
by fabyak
Kwincha have signed to a record label!
:thrust:

Posted: April 24th, 2009, 8:22
by fabyak
03:17 : well done! you have won £1,145,274 in the lottery!
:thrust:

Posted: April 25th, 2009, 18:47
by HereComesPete
Shitting buggery. Did an election song for a shit political party with my expensive solo guy who sings such classics as 'any closer to you and I would be in you' and 'dill dough' and the tart went and topped himself when they didn't get many votes.

So I hired a new guy who's really expensive.

I guess I should also move up the league before they horse me up but I haven't got round to it yet.

Posted: April 30th, 2009, 14:40
by fabyak
Olympics things wrote:You lose the match after a teammate's rebuttal is offside. Devastated you head back to the Project Rockstar village where all the contestants stay. Your coach wakes the team up in the middle of the night to inform you the other team was disqualified. Drug tests were positive for illegal cough medication. You win the gold and more importantly rake in the cash with numerous endorsements.
:w00t:

Posted: April 30th, 2009, 14:47
by FatherJack
DISASTER! While scouting out a graveyard as a possible location for FatherJackZ FatherJackZ 's new music video, you accidentally disturbed one of the graves, causing a phantom to rise up and haunt your band for all eternity!
Cheers, thanks.