5punk

What're roofies?

Bacon > Drugs

Roofies is Rohypnol. You realise that instead of professing ignorance you should have just googled it. It would have stopped my mockery of you, you upper middle class sheltered nancy boy.


Also, bacon is not better than drugs, bacon tastes nice but it won't make you fly! Bacon is however considerably cheaper than drugs, unless you live in brighton.

As a general rule of thumb googling anything on this forum at work is suicide.

HereComesPete wrote:Also, bacon is not better than drugs, bacon tastes nice but it won't make you fly!

Clearly, you have not been taking your bacon in sufficient quantities.

Sufficient quantities of bacon make me sleepy. I must try your bacon!

I'm fairly sure that an ignorance of the slang associated with date-rape does not make me an upper middle class sheltered nancy boy, and as cashy pointed out, searches for how to date-rape people at work is not a good idea.

Of the drugs I've tried, I'd generally conclude that bacon is better in most respects. Not saying I've tried a wide range of drugs mind, but of the ones I have, bacon is probably the winner.

*Googles "how to date-rape people at work"*

It's easy I'm sure, just offer to make the tea and coffee more.

Lateralus wrote:It's easy I'm sure, just offer to make the tea and coffee more.

You are Graham Young AICMFP

Fail. He murdered people, Lat just wants to rape their unconscious forms.

HereComesPete wrote:Fail. He murdered people, Lat just wants to rape their unconscious forms.

to be fair, they *would* be easier to rape if they were dead.

HereComesPete wrote:Fail. He murdered people, Lat just wants to rape their unconscious forms.

I know this, but I refer you to Joose's comment.

There's no need to waste rohypnol on them if your going to kill them. Cut them up a bit with a large knife, it offers even more holes than usual as a consequence.

NONE OF THESE ARE FOOD ORDERS

PETE DO YOU WANT ME TO ORDER SOME HUMAN FLESH FOR YOU

LAT DO YOU WANT ME TO ORDER SOME DATE RAPE DRUGS FOR YOU

Actually, I reckon that from my comments it might be fairer to assume that I'm after bacon!

ORDER MOAR BACON!

I ordered £15 worth.

Pretzels are a good thing to have. especially if you can get some of the penn state spicy salsa ones.

Never been a huge fan of pretzels, but pringles are good, especially the sour cream and chive ones in the green tubes.

You'll be glad to know we have pretzels, pringles AND kettle chips.