Brum Bash III orders

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 24th, 2008, 14:02

What're roofies?

Bacon > Drugs

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 24th, 2008, 14:28

Roofies is Rohypnol. You realise that instead of professing ignorance you should have just googled it. It would have stopped my mockery of you, you upper middle class sheltered nancy boy.

Also, bacon is not better than drugs, bacon tastes nice but it won't make you fly! Bacon is however considerably cheaper than drugs, unless you live in brighton.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 24th, 2008, 14:30

As a general rule of thumb googling anything on this forum at work is suicide.

Post by **Joose** » April 24th, 2008, 14:33

HereComesPete wrote:Also, bacon is not better than drugs, bacon tastes nice but it won't make you fly!

Clearly, you have not been taking your bacon in sufficient quantities.

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 24th, 2008, 14:34

Sufficient quantities of bacon make me sleepy. I must try your bacon!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 24th, 2008, 15:17

I'm fairly sure that an ignorance of the slang associated with date-rape does not make me an upper middle class sheltered nancy boy, and as cashy pointed out, searches for how to date-rape people at work is not a good idea.

Of the drugs I've tried, I'd generally conclude that bacon is better in most respects. Not saying I've tried a wide range of drugs mind, but of the ones I have, bacon is probably the winner.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 24th, 2008, 15:29

*Googles "how to date-rape people at work"*

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 24th, 2008, 15:42

It's easy I'm sure, just offer to make the tea and coffee more.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 24th, 2008, 15:48

Lateralus wrote:It's easy I'm sure, just offer to make the tea and coffee more.

You are Graham Young AICMFP

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 24th, 2008, 15:51

Fail. He murdered people, Lat just wants to rape their unconscious forms.

Post by **Joose** » April 24th, 2008, 16:02

HereComesPete wrote:Fail. He murdered people, Lat just wants to rape their unconscious forms.

to be fair, they *would* be easier to rape if they were dead.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 24th, 2008, 16:03

HereComesPete wrote:Fail. He murdered people, Lat just wants to rape their unconscious forms.

I know this, but I refer you to Joose's comment.

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 24th, 2008, 16:05

There's no need to waste rohypnol on them if your going to kill them. Cut them up a bit with a large knife, it offers even more holes than usual as a consequence.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 24th, 2008, 16:09

NONE OF THESE ARE FOOD ORDERS

PETE DO YOU WANT ME TO ORDER SOME HUMAN FLESH FOR YOU

LAT DO YOU WANT ME TO ORDER SOME DATE RAPE DRUGS FOR YOU

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 24th, 2008, 16:15

Actually, I reckon that from my comments it might be fairer to assume that I'm after bacon!

ORDER MOAR BACON!

Post by **Grimmie** » April 24th, 2008, 16:18

I ordered £15 worth.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 24th, 2008, 16:22

Pretzels are a good thing to have. especially if you can get some of the penn state spicy salsa ones.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 24th, 2008, 16:28

Never been a huge fan of pretzels, but pringles are good, especially the sour cream and chive ones in the green tubes.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 24th, 2008, 16:32

You'll be glad to know we have pretzels, pringles AND kettle chips.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 24th, 2008, 16:33