5punk Awards 2007

[eion]

Picking apart syntax and punctuation is too much effort for me; you seem to love it however.

Well, I have to work to get my rank back, and you're a rich target.
I confess that your comma misuse does bother me a little, though.

I never attempted to take any small moustache and bastardised Indian symbol away from you, people suddenly assumed I did, but I was mainly intending to wind buzz up, which I did.

Buzzmong is a bummer.

[mrbobbins]

Eion is trying too hard now, I change my vote to Lat

[buzzmong]

but I was mainly intending to wind buzz up

CURSE YOU SHADA PETE!

[eion]

Eion is trying too hard now, I change my vote to Lat

Just making up for lost time.

See how I resisted changing that sorely-abused comma to a more appropriate punctuation mark?

[mrbobbins]

See how I resisted changing that sorely-abused comma to a more appropriate punctuation mark?

No' Why dont you showme¿

[eion]

No' Why dont you showme¿

That's What She Regretted Saying.

[Roman Totale]

(Fix'd, too.)

It's what we call a "pun".

[TheJockGit]

The Votes from Jocknovia are...

Spammer of The Year Award Has to be Berk cos NewsReader is da Bot

Most Potential as a Vampire Award.. would normally be HeHulk.. but since his venture in the Armed horses he seems to have got himself a "Real Life" (may not be true) so because he seems to be always on X-Fire it has to be Berk again.

Pimp of the Year Can't honestly say I have witnessed anyone being that pro-active.. so I would have to say that anyone straying onto our Public Servers would stand the most chance of being enveloped into the fold.. T/Bukakke

Nazi of the Year In light of George Lincoln Rockwell (Google it) not being a 5punker it has to be Eoin

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award The King of Random... TY!!

Bastard of the Year That talented twunting bastard Grimmie

Liver of the Year Berk for leaving all that poteen and vodka in my house and making me drink it after he left..
The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker of the Year Difficult one this... I am split between FJ and DogPants... both do outstanding work on the site and deserve the honour equally..love you guys.. "hugs.. but not in a faaabulous way"

[Fred Woogle]

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award The King of Random... TY!!

*bows*

Thank You! Thank You!

[FatherJack]

Spammer Of The Year Award
While berk has hit the magic 10k, and HCPete <3's Trevor, my nomination goes to Buzzmong who made a sterling effort earlier in the year.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Photographical evidence of berk sleeping has been provided, so this must once again go to He-I don't even play it that much anymore-hulk. Denial. lol.

Pimp Of The Year
The game server is a machine, so Grimmie for initiating his most colourful workmates in the way of the 5punky.

Nazi Of The Year
Lat admitting defeat so early on is not nearly facist enough, so Eion I suppose, despite his desperate last-minute electioneering. Never hear the end of it, else.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Ty. Never a doubt.

Bastard Of The Year
Games, I can get (slightly) better at. Coding, I could maybe eventually master. But I'll never be able to draw. Grimmie, you talented bastard.

Liver Of The Year
Bathes in wine, doesn't worry about onlookers when fondling self looking at lemonparty, drinks rather than bins leftover poteen. JockGit ftw, you are my hero.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
I couldn't do this without my admin team and they already know how much I value them, but apart from Mr. XFire there's someone else who is the gel of this community. He's a caring and polite individual and while not slaving over a hot gameserver, he's tirelessly helping people out in the forums, PMs and on XFire with their PC specs and problems. Members use his servers every day, for playing and for talking and his name is of course berk. Also, give him some money.

Special mentions go out to all the moderators, for keeping this place fluffy yet funny. Thanks to Prof for the help with Tukkake, my Skype bumchums for making the workdays go faster, ROBO because I dare not include the name and spoodie for making me laugh more than anyone else.

Thanks to Fear and cheeseandham for technical stuffs, and a big welcome to the recently-joined Plug, Shada and Baliame who are shaping up to be top 5punkers.

[Hehulk]

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Photographical evidence of berk sleeping has been provided, so this must once again go to He-I don't even play it that much anymore-hulk. Denial. lol.

[Fred Woogle]

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
I couldn't do this without my admin team and they already know how much I value them, but apart from Mr. XFire there's someone else who is the gel of this community. He's a caring and polite individual and while not slaving over a hot gameserver, he's tirelessly helping people out in the forums, PMs and on XFire with their PC specs and problems. Members use his servers every day, for playing and for talking and his name is of course berk. Also, give him some money.

Special mentions go out to all the moderators, for keeping this place fluffy yet funny. Thanks to Prof for the help with Tukkake, my Skype bumchums for making the workdays go faster, ROBO because I dare not include the name and spoodie for making me laugh more than anyone else.

Thanks to Fear and cheeseandham for technical stuffs, and a big welcome to the recently-joined Plug, Shada and Baliame who are shaping up to be top 5punkers.

I don't think any of us could agree more.

[Mr. Johnson]

i have decided who i shall nominate.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year

i nominate dog pants, because he seemed to be one of the few who cared when my parrot orphan died.

[Dog Pants]

i have decided who i shall nominate.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year

i nominate dog pants, because he seemed to be one of the few who cared when my parrot orphan died.

Awww, you made me sad again

[amblin]

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[Fred Woogle]

What Ty said. In surprisingly clear English too!

we could never agree more? no still dosn't quite fit does it.

*throws talking dictionary away*

^^ it was a good one too, spells out the words too, and also helps in getting words in the right order.

[Mr. Johnson]

when are the winners announced?

[Dog Pants]

The nominations will go to vote when I get home after New Year and run for a week.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Enter your nominees for the following categories, to be polled from the 1st to the 7th of January:

I do love a good new year's polling.

[spoodie]

I nearly forgot to vote ...

Spammer Of The Year Award
Berk, obviously.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
This seems to be Berk as well.

Pimp Of The Year
Eve?

Nazi Of The Year
It's slightly painful to say: Eion. The bastard.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Need I say it: Ty.

Bastard Of The Year
Grimmie and his magic computerised crayons.

Liver Of The Year
Based on the available evidence I'd have to say JockGit.

And Finally...

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
All you guys!
And FJ for successfully taking the reins and continuing service without interruptions, when it could have been a disaster. Who'd have thought any of us were capable. Well done to us all for making it work.