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Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 9:07
by The Shutting Downs
Mephit grabs Dirk
If'n yes luks doon yer nos et mea wence muir, yu'll be gettan tha saym as hem
He gestures at he burning corpse
No, les gae find ya furrae basard o'wa scut

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 9:42
by Grimmie
Grimmie to Deej' over Radio wrote:Hey, make sure that if you catch up with 'em and grab one, they're not gonna stick you with a vibro-thing or somethin'..
I ain't got no first aid skills, and the others are still pissing around back at the intersection.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 12:28
by Dog Pants
Well, the amount of damage caused to the guy's head causes it to burst open rather messily.

Deject: The kid carries on running, and as you grab her she lashes out at you with a blade. You're expecting it and try to keep out of the way (Gymnastics 4), but she still manages to get a hit in. 5 DAM, 1 PEN, 1AD to your torso.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 12:45
by Grimmie
How far away am I from Dejus Christ?
If he needs support I'll be happy to lend a hand restraining/disarming the little darling.

Unarmed Combat
7,8 +4 = 19

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 12:52
by FatherJack
Image

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 14:23
by deject
Luckily, even Blocker has a PV of 5, so it doesn't penetrate but I still take a point of damage. Can I tell what kind of blade it is? And how is a little girl capable of dealing 5 DMG with a knife? hahaha

Thanks Grimmie for giving him ideas. :lol:

Right, I'll do a disarming Martial Arts move. Is it possible to disarm and grab at the same time or would those have to be separate things?

Martial Arts: 3,10 + 6 = 19

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 14:37
by The Shutting Downs
Mephit wrote:S'mazen, efats sumwhen wia gun, hes nawher tabe sen, sune es ets a cupla keds, hes awae onam.

Em nae sure ets Sno hes get a lekin fre, Tost

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 14:49
by deject
hahaha ok you're going to have to translate that one for me. :lol:

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 15:35
by Grimmie

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It's amazing, if it's something with a gun, he's nowhere to be seen.
Soon as it's a couple of kids, he's away on them.

I'm not sure it's snow he's got a liking for, Toast.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 15:38
by Joose
Toast wrote:Anyone got one? Dont forget, they break easy!

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 15:59
by deject
:lol:

Dude I'm totally sterile!

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 16:21
by Joose
deject wrote:Dude I'm totally sterile!
And in the game?
:lol:
also: Sterile != impotent.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 16:23
by deject
:lol: I've just remembered something else, I'm only 10 years old, so it can't be pedophilia!

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 17:15
by Dog Pants
You grab the kid's knife arm at the wrist and apply a little pressure so she drops it. The knife looks fairly new, ceramic, and has MAC etched onto the blade.

And yeah, one of the rare occassions when I let player suggestions influence me. I was going to give her an SMG.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 17:38
by deject
Well thanks for that :whew:

I'll hoist her over my shoulder and bring her back to the rest of the guys.

EDIT: I forgot to mention I'll take the knife as well.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 17:56
by Roman Totale
Rewinding slightly: whilst held aloft in the air by Mephit, the size and mass of Dirk's DeathSuit increases and his hands crackle with Ebb energy
Dirk wrote:And if you threaten me with violence once more, you won't have a head, let alone a nose to look down.

Now, let's say we stop our bickering and see what Deject has found eh?
To Toast
Dirk wrote:Not really much different to setting people on fire and tossing their corpse into the street is it? This time, try not to kill them before we ask them any questions.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 18:05
by deject
Look at what I've found, another of the little bastards. This one tried to stab me with this knife. Dirk you know how much I like getting stabbed don't you? Hey Toast, wasn't that guy totally not burned alive when I went chasing after this little bitch?

Q: Would a hockey metaphor make any sense on Mort?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 18:09
by Grimmie
Grim' will follow Deject back and kindly tell her to hush the fuck up if she starts yelling. If that don't work then a laser sight being waved around her face should make her act a little more cordially.
Grimmie to Deject wrote:Nice work, man. Looks like we got this one back undamaged.. Well, she's undamaged, I mean.

What do you think the odds are of us getting some honest answers out of her before those two newbies start roughing her up?
Mmmngh time paradox.
Anyway. Honesty time?
Questioning game go?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 18:16
by Dog Pants
Carriens love beating people to death with hockey sticks, so someone must play it somewhere.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 18:23
by deject
deej to Grim wrote:Let's find out.
deej to the girl wrote:Now then, want some candy?I'm going to ask you some simple questions. My new acquaintance over there has a taste for fire, as you've probably figured out. If you answer my questions I won't hand you over to him. I'm sure Mama'll be looking for us soon anyways so we wouldn't be needing whatever knowledge you have anyways. Now killing you won't do shit for me, but if your sweet ol Mama shows up and you haven't said shit I'll kill you myself, because I'm not going to keep you around to cause trouble.

Your first question: where's your headquarters?