SLA Industries: An Inch From Eden

Post by **Joose** » April 7th, 2010, 14:34

Im guessing that, as we have this round to do things for free, it wont matter if I stack up what I want to do for all 5 phases in one go, so here goes:

Phase 1: I'll get through the door and to one side so others can get through
Phase 2: Drop into a firing stance or whatever its called and bring to bear on the most gribbly looking gribbly.
Phase 3: aim!
Phase 4: aim!
Phase 5: pewpewpew. Burst to his noggin. I'll roll for this once everyone else is sorted to try and save confusion.

If I cant bring to bear and drop into firing stance at the same time, i'll spread that over 2 and 3 and lose an aim. Or does it take a dex check? Have one just in case:

7,2,+13
Total:22

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 7th, 2010, 14:50

I'l let you bring to bear and go into a firing stance at the same time. Firing stances are only really used for extra long aims anyway. Although I want to give you a -1 on your hit roll for saying 'pewpewpew'.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 7th, 2010, 17:26

I'll pop inside and step off to the side like Kt'rr has, all crouched down, and bring to bear.

I'd tictacs me some cover, but I doubt anything here would hold off a pissed off stormer.
Short of bullets, of course.

Post by **deject** » April 7th, 2010, 20:03

I will also bring to bear and get max aims at one of them. Once TSD declares what he's doing I think we should open up on the enemy.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 7th, 2010, 20:32

Drop into cover, get my 603, aim at the closest one.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 7th, 2010, 22:00

Like I said, you've got one round to prepare. Work out your actions and however many aims you get yourselves. If you've not declared them, you don't get them.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 7th, 2010, 22:48

Phase 1: Get into cover.
Phase 2: Bring to bear at the closest one.
Phase 3: Pick my nose
Phase 4: Aim
Phase 5: Aim

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 7th, 2010, 23:15

You don't go on 3 :p

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 7th, 2010, 23:30

And that's the last time I'm SLAing at 1 am.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 8th, 2010, 6:26

Oh, a ROUND? In that case.

1. Drop to kneeling and bare. Declare my target.
2. Aim at target (0)
3.
4. Aim at target (+1)
5. Aim at target (+2)

Post by **deject** » April 8th, 2010, 11:10

Phase 1: Bring to bear at the third from the left target..
Phase 2-5: Aim

4 phases of aim gives me a +3 to hit.

Post by **TezzRexx** » April 8th, 2010, 19:27

Spindle wrote:HELLO

Phase 1 - bring to bear
Phase 2 -
Phase 3 - aim
Phase 4 -
Phase 5 - aim

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 9th, 2010, 15:12

Do we wait for Eraser or crack on? Also, I'm around tonight/tomorrow night if people want to do the IRC thing again.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 9th, 2010, 16:10

Sure, I should be here, poke on xfire if it's on.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 9th, 2010, 16:51

Hyyeeeesss

Post by **deject** » April 9th, 2010, 17:33

Tomorrow is vastly superior for me, I have some homework that I need to finish that I can only do from one computer lab on campus, and I'm stuck at work for a long time on Fridays.

Post by **TezzRexx** » April 9th, 2010, 21:46

I'm good for tomorrow!

Post by **Grimmie** » April 9th, 2010, 23:54

There's a game scheduled.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 11th, 2010, 1:01

Will format and post logs tomorrow! TONIGHT

Gonna do this in parts, as we played from about 9pm - 2am
Wont be bolding dice rolls this time, you'll see why later.

[21:08] [ +Baliame ] sorry about that, the match went on for half an hour longer than anticipated
[21:08] [ +Spindle ] bhali!
[21:08] [ +Baliame ] so what'd I miss?
[21:08] [ +deject ] Well hi there!
[21:08] [ +Joose ] Tesla is Electric Jesus!
[21:09] [ +deject ] you missed the drunk history of Tesla
[21:09] [ +deject ] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5gQHa2pq4
[21:09] [ +Baliame ] ooookay
[21:09] [ +Baliame ] I'm going to check that once I get a cig
[21:14] [ +Dog ] If Grimmie had scheduled this game for 9 he'd only be 13 mins late
[21:14] [ +Joose ] haha
[21:14] [ +deject ] lol
[21:14] [ +Spindle ] lol
[21:14] [ +Spindle ] he didnt respond to the text :C
[21:14] [ +Dog ] Maybe he's wanking like a chimp
[21:14] [ +Spindle ] lol.. talking of which
[21:15] [ +Spindle ] [20:36] [5punk] TezzRexx„¢: S [20:36] [5punk] TezzRexx„¢: L [20:45] [5punk] TezzRexx„¢:

[20:45] [5punk] TezzRexx„¢: STOP MASTURBATING AND PLAY SLA
[21:15] [ +Joose ] Since I got here, I would have had time to drive to his house, give him a slap, and be damn near back home again
[21:15] [ +Dog ] Can't you do it later Tezz?
[21:15] [ +Dog ] Pffft
[21:15] [ +Spindle ] lmao
[21:15] [ +Spindle ] just checked my virgin bill, im currently paying £25 a month for 10mb
[21:15] [ +Joose ] :o
[21:16] [ +Joose ] oh wait, including phone line?
[21:16] [ +Dog ] I'm paying about £20 for 750k, with line
[21:16] [ +Spindle ] to upgrade to 50, i'd be paying 35. but if i was a new customer to broadband (and already had phone line) i'd only be paying £25.
[21:16] [ +Spindle ] hmm
[21:16] [ +Baliame ] don't wait for grimmie
[21:16] [ +Spindle ] think it might be time to give them a call
[21:16] [ +Baliame ] if he's not here, he's not showing up until midnight
[21:17] [ +Joose ] phone em up, act all "hrrr, I dont know...hmm, im just not sure..."
[21:17] [ +Spindle ] haha yeah
[21:17] [ +Dog ] I'm on an obsolete contract, so rather than dump me on a new one they just made mine unlimited
[21:17] [ +Baliame ] phone him and tell him that his character was killed while on autopilot.
[21:18] [ +Dog ] Yeah, lets crack on
[21:18] [ +Spindle ] kk
[21:18] [ +Joose ] "Grimmie, Kt'rr is now using your body as a silencer for the Warbastard. Sorry!"
[21:18] [ +deject ] roger
[21:18] [ +Baliame ] *might be laging behind a bit, I'm sweeping doctah
[21:18] [ +Dog ] Nothing new

[21:18] [ +Spindle ] haha
[21:18] [ +Dog ] Well bullet time starts on pre-combat 5 when Joose opens fire
[21:19] [ +Joose ] DAKKA
[21:19] [ +deject ] I will also get with the shootan
[21:19] [ +Joose ] How many aims and such did I end up with?
[21:19] [ +Baliame ] Ma coleur, c'est le bleu
[21:19] [ +Dog ] Zhut alore!
[21:19] [ +Spindle ] b-rown
[21:20] [ +Joose ] 2 aims put me on a +1, right?
[21:20] [ +Dog ] Yep
[21:20] [ +Joose ] any negative mods?
[21:20] [ +Spindle ] i'm also on 2 aims
[21:20] [ +deject ] I have 4 aims for a +3
[21:21] [ +Baliame ] 2 aims after pre-combat phase 5 here
[21:21] [ +deject ] wait
[21:22] [ +deject ] are we all supposed to fire on precombat 5? because then I'd only have 3 aims
[21:22] [ +Baliame ] nah
[21:22] [ +Dog ] No negatives. They're grazing like good little hideous faceless monkeys
[21:22] [ +Baliame ] I'm firing on phase 1
[21:22] [ +Joose ] you can fire when you like

[21:22] [ +Dog ] Only Joose is firing on 5. He shot his load early
[21:22] [ +deject ] right
[21:22] [ +Joose ] nothing new there
[21:22] [ +Baliame ] prematurely, did he?
[21:22] [ +deject ] I'll fire on 1 as well
[21:22] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[21:22] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 2 2 <Total>
[21:22] [ +deject ] hahaha ouch
[21:22] [ +deject ] good thing I rock
[21:23] [ +Joose ] 'roll 2d10
[21:23] [ +Baliame ] weaponskill roll, right?
[21:23] [ +deject ] +8 and +3 aiming
[21:23] [ +Joose ] mind if I do mine first deej, as i am...you know, going before you

[21:23] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[21:23] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 3 5 <Total>
[21:23] [ +deject ] it won't matter

[21:23] [ +Joose ] helps if I do it right though...
[21:24] [ +Joose ] so 8 + 11= 19
[21:24] [ +Joose ] thats on a burst, ROF 3
[21:24] [ +Dog ] Damage?
[21:25] [ +Joose ] not a clue, one sec
[21:25] [ +Spindle ] 'roll 2d10
[21:25] [ +deject ] that's the 11.35mm right?
[21:25] [ +Spindle ] fail
[21:25] [ +Spindle ] `roll 2d10
[21:25] [ +Baliame ] no color tezz
[21:25] [ +deject ] I do 8 dmg I believe
[21:25] [ +Spindle ] dag namit
[21:25] [ +Joose ] no, 10mm
[21:25] [ +Spindle ] `roll 2d10
[21:25] [ @GameServ ] Spindle rolled 2d10: 7 2 <Total>
[21:25] [ +Spindle ] ... wow
[21:25] [ +Baliame ] `roll 2d10
[21:25] [ @GameServ ] Baliame rolled 2d10: 2 2 <Total>
[21:25] [ +Baliame ] what's with the 22s today?
[21:26] [ +Joose ] Damage 8, pen 5
[21:26] [ +Spindle ] 9 + 1 for aim and + 7 for pistol
[21:26] [ +Dog ] The burst floors one. 5 to go
[21:26] [ +Joose ] yay!
[21:26] [ +Baliame ] that's 4 + 3 + 1 = 8.. I believe that is a miss.
[21:26] [ +Joose ] so round two phase one then?
[21:26] [ +Baliame ] yep
[21:26] [ +deject ] joose you're firing 10mm?
[21:27] [ +deject ] I thought it was 11.35mm
[21:27] [ +Dog ] Yes. Phase 1
[21:27] [ +Joose ] using my dinky gun its 10mm, warbastard is the 11.35
[21:27] [ +deject ] ah
[21:27] [ +Joose ] I'll bring to bear on another target, doing my best to point at one thats not already being shot at
[21:27] [ +deject ] well I already rolled a 4, +11 for skill and aim for a 15
[21:28] [ +Dog ] And what were you firing?
[21:28] [ +deject ] same 10mm rifle
[21:28] [ +Joose ] HIS PENIS
[21:28] [ +deject ] I think I specified I was aiming for the 2nd from the left one
[21:28] [ +Dog ] I ignored any rolls and stuff done out of sequence. It's the only way I can follow things
[21:28] [ +Baliame ] my roll was for this phase as well
[21:28] [ +Baliame ] oh
[21:28] [ +Joose ] I *may* be a little hopped up on sugary sweets. Apologies.
[21:28] [ +Baliame ] so reroll?

[21:28] [ +deject ] deject rolled 2d10: 2 2 <Total>
[21:28] [ +Spindle ] my roll was for this phase as well, shall i re-roll too?
[21:29] [ +Dog ] Don't have to reroll, just tell me what you did/rolled when it's time for you to do your thing
[21:29] [ +deject ] If you'd rather me reroll something better I can :D
[21:29] [ +Baliame ] I did Baliame rolled 2d10: 2 2 <Total>
[21:29] [ +Dog ] What were you shooting at them, and how many of them?
[21:29] [ +Baliame ] okay we need some sort of system
[21:30] [ +deject ] I am on single fire at the moment
[21:30] [ +Dog ] Yeah, go in order you knobtards
[21:30] [ +Baliame ] just call who you're serving

[21:30] [ +Dog ] Right, Deej, Bali, Tezz
[21:30] [ +Joose ] ^
[21:30] [ +Dog ] So a single 10mm. What flavour? What damage?
[21:31] [ +deject ] OK, aiming at second from left stormer, firing single shot 10mm Rifle, 8 damage
[21:31] [ +Dog ] Okay. It attracts its attention. Bali?
[21:31] [ +Baliame ] well I was aiming at the closest one
[21:32] [ +Baliame ] rolled a 4, +3 for pistol, +1 for aim, I believe that's a miss
[21:32] [ +deject ] that would be indeed
[21:32] [ +Dog ] It is. What rate of fire?
[21:32] [ +Baliame ] what's default for a 603? I have 3/1 in my sheet :/
[21:32] [ +Dog ] Whatever you set it to
[21:32] [ +Spindle ] 3/1 is right
[21:32] [ +deject ] 3 is burst fire
[21:33] [ +Spindle ] oh, my sheet says 3/1
[21:33] [ +deject ] 1 is for single fire
[21:33] [ +Baliame ] make it ROF 1, so I waste less bullets

[21:33] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[21:33] [ +Dog ] Since you didn't add any ROF modifiers I'd go for 1
[21:33] [ +Dog ] Tezzzzz?
[21:34] [ +Joose ] Spotify fail. Hadouken: similar artists: Lady Gaga. No, spotify. No.
[21:34] [ +Spindle ] i will aim at the second from the left (i think no one has shot at that one). I'm using an FEN 204 at 5/2 and i rolled Spindle 9 + 1 for aim and + 7 for pistol
[21:35] [ +Baliame ] don't tell me you don't enjoy a good occasional poker face Joose

[21:35] [ +deject ] that's the one I just said I'm shooting at, but you're welcome to shoot at him too
[21:35] [ +Joose ] I would certainly poke her face. It would stop her singing.
[21:35] [ +Baliame ] hahaha
[21:35] [ +deject ] she is truly terrible
[21:36] [ +Spindle ] oh, for some reason i thought that was second from right. i dont mind, i just thought it might be better if we all aimed at a different stormer
[21:36] [ +deject ] it was more interesting when it was possible she was a ladyboy
[21:36] [ +deject ] no worries
[21:36] [ +Baliame ] you're more interested in ladyboys?
[21:36] [ +Spindle ] more to touch
[21:36] [ +Joose ] haha
[21:36] [ +deject ] when they're "singing" yeah
[21:36] [ +Dog ] Are you firing RoF 5 or 3?
[21:37] [ +Spindle ] 3
[21:37] [ +deject ] that's a +1 right?
[21:37] [ +Baliame ] +2 according to wiki
[21:37] [ +Spindle ] it is?
[21:37] [ +Spindle ] :o
[21:37] [ +deject ] ok
[21:38] [ +Dog ] Okies. Three hits. Anyone got 10mm pistol damage handy?
[21:38] [ +deject ] it's one less than rifle I think
[21:38] [ +Spindle ] my sheet says 5?
[21:38] [ +Baliame ] FEN 603 does 5
[21:38] [ +Baliame ] and that's a 10mm pistol
[21:38] [ +deject ] yeah they're correct
[21:38] [ +Dog ] Okay, it upsets one
[21:39] [ +deject ] we shooting for grimmie?
[21:39] [ +deject ] considering he's got the biggest gun
[21:39] [ +deject ] no offense joose
[21:39] [ +Dog ] Can do
[21:39] [ +Joose ] none taken, im not using the warbastard at the moment anyway
[21:40] [ +Baliame ] if we're shooting for grimmie
[21:40] [ +deject ] he's always complaining about missing combat lol
[21:40] [ +Baliame ] may I request we waste as many bullets of his as we can?

[21:40] [ +deject ] hehehehe
[21:40] [ +Dog ] Hehe
[21:40] [ +Joose ] Well, its not like he didnt know it was happening

[21:40] [ +Baliame ] also use him for human shield
[21:40] [ +Baliame ] so he has to pay repairs

[21:40] [ +Spindle ] haha
[21:42] [ +deject ] well get shooting grimmieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[21:42] [ +deject ] DO IT DO IT DO IT
[21:43] [ +deject ] GRIMMIE SHOOOOOOOOOOT
[21:43] [ +Dog ] I don't think he can hear you. I guess I'll have to do it
[21:43] [ +Joose ] Type louder
[21:43] [ +Spindle ] WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GRIMMIE, YOU GOTTA YELLA BELLY?
[21:44] [ +deject ] *GRIIIIIIIIIIMMIE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
[21:45] [ +Dog ] Right, he gets +2 for aims, 10 skill.
[21:45] [ +Dog ] `roll 2D10+12
[21:45] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 2d10: 6 7 <Total>
[21:45] [ +deject ] oh damn
[21:45] [ +Dog ] Blammo. One explodes
[21:46] [ +deject ] on to phase 2 then?
[21:46] [ +Joose ] Good shooting auto-grim
[21:46] [ +deject ] wait, where is that fucking duck?
[21:46] [ +Baliame ] not here. phase 2.
[21:46] [ +Baliame ]

[21:46] [ +deject ] he's never around for these
[21:46] [ +Dog ] That was 31 damage
[21:47] [ +deject ] haha shit
[21:47] [ +Dog ] He's in Italy or something
[21:47] [ +deject ] ah
[21:47] [ +Spindle ] woah
[21:47] [ +Spindle ] he's gone somewhere with lots of lakes
[21:47] [ +Spindle ] and bread crums
[21:47] [ +Baliame ] bread cums?
[21:47] [ +Dog ] Phase 2
[21:47] [ +Spindle ] most likely
[21:47] [ +Joose ] does it?
[21:48] [ +deject ] I will be aiming at the same stormer for another shot on 3, unless he's within 5m.
[21:48] [ +deject ] oh and I'll switch to full-auto
[21:48] [ +Dog ] Nope. Not far off, say 8m
[21:48] [ +deject ] hmmm
[21:48] [ +Joose ] im going to aim for this phase
[21:48] [ +deject ] yeah I'll just aim
[21:48] [ +Baliame ] I'll aim for the far left one, also switch to burst if I can
[21:50] [ +Dog ] That the same one as the one you already aimed for Bali?
[21:50] [ +Baliame ] dno
[21:51] [ +Baliame ] but closest and second from left isn't as comparable and far left and second from left
[21:51] [ +Baliame ] *as comparable as
[21:51] [ +Dog ] WTFAYBOA
[21:51] [ +Baliame ] ...
[21:51] [ +deject ] he aimed at "the closest one" originally
[21:52] [ +deject ] which means nothing to anyone
[21:52] [ +Baliame ] you're old and slow

[21:52] [ +Joose ] As am I, apparently. No idea what you are on about
[21:52] [ +Baliame ] okay listen
[21:52] [ +Baliame ] originally I aimed for the closest one
[21:52] [ +Dog ] Are you bringing to bear on a new target, or shooting the same one?
[21:52] [ +Baliame ] ah
[21:53] [ +Baliame ] well I have no clue :D
[21:53] [ +Spindle ] lol
[21:53] [ +Baliame ] but now I get your wtf.
[21:53] [ +Baliame ] which one is the closest?
[21:53] [ +deject ] he doesn't know because he is dumb and didn't really specify which one he was shooting at
[21:53] [ +Dog ] Just shoot the same one. Or aim at it, whatever
[21:53] [ +deject ] lol
[21:53] [ +Baliame ] yeah I'll aim at that one then :/
[21:53] [ +Dog ] Tezz?
[21:53] [ +Joose ] at these ranges, does closest/second closest make a difference?
[21:53] [ +Dog ] Not really
[21:54] [ +Baliame ] well if it's the second from left, then it does
[21:54] [ +Spindle ] i cant act on phase 2
[21:54] [ +Dog ] Three?
[21:54] [ +deject ] yesh
[21:54] [ +Baliame ] because there's really no point for three people to aim at the same target
[21:54] [ +Joose ] shootin!
[21:54] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[21:54] [ +deject ] I will make with the shootan
[21:54] [ +Baliame ] I'll pick my nosew
[21:54] [ +Baliame ] -w
[21:54] [ +Joose ] who first?
[21:54] [ +deject ] me plz
[21:54] [ +Baliame ] I want to pick my nose first!
[21:54] [ +Dog ] They start running at you, variously. They're now at point blank. Deej
[21:55] [ +deject ] Full auto 10mm Rifle, second from left.
[21:55] [ +Spindle ] fudge
[21:55] [ +deject ] -3 for running?
[21:55] [ +Dog ] Yep
[21:55] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[21:55] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 5 6 <Total>
[21:55] [ +deject ] I wanted better, but that will do
[21:55] [ +deject ] +8, +3RoF, -3 running
[21:55] [ +Dog ] That auto?
[21:55] [ +deject ] yeah
[21:56] [ +deject ] oh yeah +5 for point blank?
[21:56] [ +Dog ] +5 point blank
[21:56] [ +deject ] so that's a +13 for 24 on first bullet
[21:56] [ +Dog ] It drops
[21:56] [ +deject ] +5 auto/support for 16 on the # of bullets
[21:57] [ +deject ] next!
[21:57] [ +Baliame ] 3 left?
[21:57] [ +Joose ] mememe!
[21:57] [ +Dog ] One round missed, but the thing stil died. Tezz?
[21:57] [ +Dog ] 3 left
[21:57] [ +Dog ] Of Joose
[21:57] [ +Dog ] *or
[21:57] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[21:57] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 9 3 <Total>
[21:57] [ +deject ] nice
[21:58] [ +Dog ] +5 point blank, -3 running, -3 wild shot
[21:58] [ +Joose ] whoa, wild shot? I aimed!
[21:58] [ +Dog ] So you did
[21:58] [ +Baliame ] he certainly did
[21:58] [ +Spindle ] i bring to bear on phase 3
[21:58] [ +Dog ] You're already brought to bear on one
[21:59] [ +Dog ] And aimed I think
[21:59] [ +Baliame ] nope
[21:59] [ +Spindle ] oh yeah, hurf durf
[21:59] [ +Baliame ] he fired on 1
[21:59] [ +Baliame ] skipped on 2
[21:59] [ +Dog ] Yeeeees?
[21:59] [ +Spindle ] i need to aim again, dont i?
[21:59] [ +Dog ] Nope
[21:59] [ +Baliame ] don't need to, but it'll clear your -3 mod
[21:59] [ +Dog ] You keep your aims for every shot at the same target
[21:59] [ +Joose ] uh, so what happened with my shot?
[22:00] [ +deject ] you hit it
[22:00] [ +Dog ] What was your result?
[22:00] [ +Spindle ] oh okay, i'll just fire then
[22:00] [ +Spindle ] `roll 2d10
[22:00] [ @GameServ ] Spindle rolled 2d10: 2 3 <Total>
[22:00] [ +deject ] he rolled a 12
[22:00] [ +Spindle ] wow
[22:00] [ +Spindle ] +7
[22:00] [ +Dog ] I know he rolled a 12. Do you want to add skills to that?
[22:00] [ +Joose ] 12 +10+5-3 I think
[22:00] [ +Joose ] so 25?
[22:00] [ +Joose ] no, 24
[22:00] [ +Baliame ] Tezz: that's 5 + 7 - 3
[22:01] [ +Spindle ] daym
[22:01] [ +Baliame ] -3
[22:01] [ +Baliame ] thaaat's 6

[22:01] [ +Spindle ] 9 shirley?
[22:01] [ +Baliame ] second -3
[22:01] [ +Dog ] So 24 for Joose, 5+7+5-3 for Tezz, 14
[22:01] [ +deject ] wild shot
[22:01] [ +Baliame ] two -3s pantsu
[22:01] [ +Baliame ] wild shot and running
[22:02] [ +Spindle ] deej's one was running
[22:02] [ +Dog ] Wild shot? What did he do during the free round?
[22:02] [ +deject ] aimed for the shot he took on phase 1
[22:02] [ +Baliame ] he shot on 1 and doesn't have a move on 2
[22:02] [ +Dog ] He still gets those aims on 3
[22:02] [ +Baliame ] wait what?
[22:02] [ +Baliame ] okay :D
[22:02] [ +Spindle ] im confused now
[22:02] [ +Baliame ] me too
[22:02] [ +Dog ] If you aim, you get those modifiers for every shot after at the same target
[22:02] [ +Baliame ] oh
[22:02] [ +deject ] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[22:02] [ +Spindle ] oh okay cool
[22:03] [ +Joose ] you didnt know that?
[22:03] [ +Baliame ] so the aim I took on 2 brings me for aim 3?
[22:03] [ +Baliame ] *to
[22:03] [ +deject ] that is definitely not how I've been doing it at all since we started playing
[22:03] [ +Joose ] pfft
[22:03] [ +Baliame ] ITT: deej learns to SLA
[22:03] [ +Dog ] That's how I've done it since 1995, I assumed everyone else was. I might not necessarily be right though
[22:03] [ +Spindle ] lol
[22:03] [ +deject ] I would have been doing a hell of a lot more killing if I'd have done that
[22:03] [ +Dog ] I hadn't noticed
[22:04] [ +Baliame ] fuck me I'm rulebooking that :D
[22:04] [ +deject ] I've been aiming again after shooting
[22:04] [ +deject ] considering recoil and suck
[22:04] [ +deject ] *such
[22:04] [ +Dog ] 90% of those have been at new targets anyway
[22:04] [ +Joose ] Well, that was silly of you
[22:04] [ +deject ] I wouldn't say 90%
[22:04] [ +deject ] more like 50-60%
[22:04] [ +Dog ] Like I said, I could have misinterpreted it all those years ago and never checked
[22:05] [ +Joose ] Thats how I read it too
[22:05] [ +deject ] then I should have another +3 on my second shot, not that it matters
[22:05] [ +deject ] well let's continue
[22:05] [ +deject ] what else happens on phase 3?
[22:06] [ +Dog ] Tezz shot
[22:06] [ +Spindle ] his load
[22:06] [ +Joose ] lololol
[22:06] [ +Spindle ] did i do much damage?
[22:07] [ +Dog ] Roll: 5, skill: 7, running: -3, PB: +5, aims: +1?, RoF: +2
[22:07] [ +Spindle ] yarp
[22:07] [ +Dog ] So 17. What's your Auto/support?
[22:07] [ +Baliame ] I can't find anything on the subject in the big book of knowledge
[22:07] [ +deject ] same
[22:08] [ +Dog ] Pfff, 1
[22:08] [ +deject ] it doesn't mention it at all
[22:08] [ +Spindle ] wheres auto / support?
[22:08] [ +deject ] so I guess dog pants can make up anything he wants
[22:08] [ +Spindle ] oh
[22:08] [ +deject ] in your skills area

[22:08] [ +Spindle ] i got it
[22:08] [ +Spindle ] `
[22:08] [ +Spindle ] 1
[22:08] [ +Spindle ] lol
[22:08] [ +Dog ] So only one round hit the first time, and this time. It's probably upset
[22:09] [ +Joose ] skillzors!
[22:09] [ +Spindle ] daym
[22:09] [ +Dog ] For the rest of this BPN you keep your aims, afterwards we'll discuss it and decide
[22:09] [ +deject ] grimmie doesn't go on 3 right?
[22:09] [ +deject ] just 1, 2, 4, 5
[22:09] [ +Dog ] No, 1,2,4,5
[22:09] [ +deject ] on to 4 then?
[22:09] [ +Dog ] We done with 3?
[22:09] [ +Dog ] Yep, 4. Deej?
[22:10] [ +deject ] I'll bring to bear on the one Spindle just hit
[22:10] [ +Dog ] Okies. Bali?
[22:10] [ +Joose ] how many of them are left now?
[22:10] [ +Dog ] 3
[22:10] [ +Spindle ] woo
[22:10] [ +Baliame ] well I'll fire
[22:10] [ +Dog ] One is hurt from Spindle
[22:10] [ +Baliame ] `roll 2d10
[22:10] [ +Dog ] Fire away mon frer
[22:10] [ @GameServ ] Baliame rolled 2d10: 2 4 <Total>
[22:11] [ +Dog ] Pfft, dice hate you tonight
[22:11] [ +Spindle ] Grimmie returns
[22:11] [ +Baliame ] 6 + 3 + 5 (point blank) + 2 (aim 3) + 2 (rof 3) - 3 (running) = 15 :/
[22:11] [ +Dog ] Crikey!
[22:11] [ +Baliame ] what did I forget?
[22:11] [ +deject ] I think the Random class in Java is pseudorandom enough
[22:12] [ +deject ] I've noticed it almost always gives something in the middle range on the first go
[22:12] [ +Dog ] Nope, all looks there
[22:12] [ +Baliame ] I think the IRC bot's randomseed is wrong, rather

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[ 10:12:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[ 10:12:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hello
[ 10:12:20 ] [ +Dog ] 2 rounds hit
[ 10:12:22 ] [ +Dog ] Werd!
[ 10:12:25 ] [ +Joose ] jeebus!
[ 10:12:25 ] [ +deject ] I've taken to not looking at the result until the 10th roll
[ 10:12:28 ] [ +Spindle ] it depends if random is based on the clock, then its not random
[ 10:12:28 ] [ +Baliame ] DAM 5, PEN 4
[ 10:12:28 ] [ +deject ] GRIMMAH
[ 10:12:33 ] [ +Spindle ] GRIMSTON
[ 10:12:39 ] [ +deject ] by default it is tezz
[ 10:12:46 ] [ +Baliame ] tezz, it IS random if it's on the clock
[ 10:12:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sorry I failed at timekeeping, parents insisted we watched TV
[ 10:13:00 ] [ +deject ] punch them in the cupcake
[ 10:13:01 ] [ @Grimmie ] What's happening chaps and chapettes?
[ 10:13:02 ] [ +Dog ] How awful
[ 10:13:09 ] [ +Baliame ] since clockseeding is seeding it with the seconds past since 1970
[ 10:13:17 ] [ +Dog ] You turned a monkey into pate
[ 10:13:22 ] [ +deject ] GRIMMIE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
[ 10:13:28 ] [ @Grimmie ] I dont know if that's how you do things in AMERICA deject, but we do not punch parents cunts here
[ 10:13:30 ] [ +Baliame ] pâté, pantsu
[ 10:13:31 ] [ @Grimmie ] WHAT'S GOING ON
[ 10:13:39 ] [ +deject ] SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT MAN
[ 10:13:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] WAAAAAAAAAAAA
[ 10:13:47 ] [ +Joose ] TESLA IS ELECTRIC JESUS!
[ 10:13:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d50+70
[ 10:13:49 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d50: 16 2 <Total>
[ 10:13:51 ] [ +Dog ] You're shooting the Stormers
[ 10:13:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] YESSSSSSSSSSSS
[ 10:13:56 ] [ +Baliame ] okay back to my awfully rolled dice
[ 10:14:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] I got an 88 pants
[ 10:14:03 ] [ +Dog ] Pfft. You explode with awesome
[ 10:14:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] :D
[ 10:14:06 ] [ +Spindle ] i cant remember the full story but i just remember if it was based on the clock then it couldnt be random
[ 10:14:09 ] [ +deject ] haha
[ 10:14:20 ] [ +Baliame ] Tezz
[ 10:14:21 ] [ +deject ] well it's pseudorandom
[ 10:14:23 ] [ +Baliame ] basically
[ 10:14:33 ] [ +deject ] the way to make it really random is to have a random seed
[ 10:14:36 ] [ +Dog ] Get on with it you nerds
[ 10:14:38 ] [ +Baliame ] to generate a sequence of random numbers the computer needs a random seed
[ 10:14:40 ] [ +deject ] but doing that is hard
[ 10:14:45 ] [ +Baliame ] you can't just random yourself a randomseed
[ 10:14:46 ] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[ 10:15:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh is this phase one after our setup round?
[ 10:15:15 ] [ +deject ] but anyways bali what'
[ 10:15:17 ] [ +Dog ] Nope, 4
[ 10:15:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] FOUR?!
[ 10:15:21 ] [ +deject ] *what is your auto/support
[ 10:15:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] Can I retcon my shots or is it too late?
[ 10:15:33 ] [ +Baliame ] god, do I need that?
[ 10:15:33 ] [ +Dog ] You already mashed one with Bertha though
[ 10:15:38 ] [ +Joose ] you auto-shot
[ 10:15:40 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ooh, yay autopilot
[ 10:15:40 ] [ +Baliame ] I don't think I have that.
[ 10:15:43 ] [ +deject ] you're firing in burst mode
[ 10:15:48 ] [ +Dog ] You should probably bring to bear actually
[ 10:15:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] I can only fire in burst mode
[ 10:16:00 ] [ +deject ] if you don't have it, then don't bother with burst mode bali
[ 10:16:02 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sweet. I bring bears to the party.
[ 10:16:08 ] [ +Baliame ] NOW I know that.
[ 10:16:16 ] [ +deject ] you would need to roll huge numbers to hit more than once
[ 10:16:28 ] [ +Joose ] Im also bringing bears for phase 4
[ 10:16:34 ] [ +deject ] like a 16 for 2 bullets
[ 10:17:00 ] [ +Dog ] Erm, just Tezz isn't it?
[ 10:17:17 ] [ +Baliame ] err, deej, Pantsu says 2 hit

[ 10:17:20 ] [ +deject ] eh?
[ 10:17:32 ] [ +Joose ] just tezz what?
[ 10:17:37 ] [ @Grimmie ] What did I do on phase two?
[ 10:17:37 ] [ +Dog ] Yeah, I was wrong. I was assuming your A/S was the same as your weapon skill
[ 10:17:38 ] [ @Grimmie ] :o
[ 10:17:41 ] [ +Spindle ] what am i doing ;_;
[ 10:17:42 ] [ +Baliame ] ah
[ 10:17:52 ] [ +Baliame ] okay, I just wasted two bullets then

[ 10:18:08 ] [ +Baliame ] I guess I'll get my karate on then :D
[ 10:18:12 ] [ +Dog ] Grimmie shot a monkey on 2 and kiled it to death with an uber roll
[ 10:18:21 ] [ +Spindle ] woop
[ 10:18:25 ] [ @Grimmie ] Woo yay
[ 10:18:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] What did I do on phase one then? Stare?
[ 10:18:32 ] [ +Dog ] Tezz doesn't go on 4. So 5?
[ 10:18:37 ] [ +Dog ] Yes
[ 10:18:38 ] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[ 10:18:38 ] [ +deject ] on to phase 5?
[ 10:18:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] Er, I aim on 5 then. How many are there left?
[ 10:18:56 ] [ +Dog ] 3
[ 10:19:06 ] [ +deject ] I will shoot at the one headed for Tezz
[ 10:19:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] There are two-headed ones?
[ 10:19:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh..
[ 10:19:23 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 10:19:25 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:19:39 ] [ +Joose ] sod aiming, im going to dakka on 5
[ 10:19:44 ] [ +Dog ] They leap. One goes for Bali, one for Tezz and...
[ 10:19:51 ] [ +Spindle ] are they running?
[ 10:19:52 ] [ +Dog ] `rol 1d3
[ 10:19:53 ] [ +deject ] Tezz don't bother firing, I will shoot at this single headed enemy for you!
[ 10:19:56 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 1d3
[ 10:19:57 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 1d3: 1 <Total>
[ 10:20:00 ] [ @Grimmie ] omg
[ 10:20:05 ] [ +Spindle ] i trust you deej <3
[ 10:20:10 ] [ +Dog ] One goes for Deject
[ 10:20:15 ] [ +deject ] oh snap
[ 10:20:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ha ha.
[ 10:20:20 ] [ +deject ] how close is he?
[ 10:20:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] in yo' face
[ 10:20:27 ] [ +Dog ] 0m
[ 10:20:32 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:20:37 ] [ +Spindle ] -1m
[ 10:20:40 ] [ +Spindle ] he's inside you
[ 10:20:43 ] [ +deject ] fuuuuuuuuuck, well you're on your own tezz
[ 10:20:46 ] [ +Baliame ] no tezz, -1m is surprise buttsecks
[ 10:20:47 ] [ +Dog ] Shit, that's in the room man!
[ 10:20:49 ] [ +Spindle ] eep
[ 10:20:58 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 10:21:08 ] [ +Joose ] COMING OUT THE GOD DAMN WALLS
[ 10:21:09 ] [ +deject ] I'll drop the gun and attack it with my mutilator
[ 10:21:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] Which one am I aiming at?
[ 10:21:16 ] [ +Spindle ] so i'll shoot like a mother trucker at the one in my face and or ass
[ 10:21:17 ] [ +Dog ] Melee goes first. If any of you in melee want to fist them insted of shooting, feel free
[ 10:21:39 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 10:21:39 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 6 5 <Total>
[ 10:21:43 ] [ +deject ] eh
[ 10:21:46 ] [ +Baliame ] I'd rather not fist something that looks like a monkey
[ 10:21:53 ] [ @Grimmie ] monkey-fister
[ 10:21:54 ] [ +Spindle ] racist
[ 10:21:59 ] [ +deject ] 7 damage
[ 10:22:00 ] [ +Dog ] Doesn't stop your missus
[ 10:22:14 ] [ +deject ] this is going to be bad
[ 10:22:16 ] [ +Dog ] Doink
[ 10:22:33 ] [ +Dog ] Bali/Tezz want to melee?
[ 10:22:42 ] [ +Baliame ] Hell yeah
[ 10:22:58 ] [ +Dog ] Go on then
[ 10:22:58 ] [ +Baliame ] do I need the dex-4 roll or just scratch that?
[ 10:22:59 ] [ +Spindle ] hmm
[ 10:23:08 ] [ +Dog ] Nop, just punch the mofo
[ 10:23:20 ] [ +Baliame ] `roll 2d10+5
[ 10:23:20 ] [ @GameServ ] Baliame rolled 2d10: 10 3 <Total>
[ 10:23:31 ] [ +Baliame ] any mods?
[ 10:23:37 ] [ +Dog ] Tezz, firing your 204 in melee wil just give you a negative. 2 or 3 or something like that
[ 10:23:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] -3
[ 10:23:50 ] [ +Dog ] Not when he's hanging off your face
[ 10:24:01 ] [ +Dog ] Oh, +1 for natural weapon (your fist)
[ 10:24:02 ] [ +Baliame ] then it's DMG 8 PEN 3
[ 10:24:04 ] [ +deject ] tezz just fire lots of bullets
[ 10:24:10 ] [ +Spindle ] eep
[ 10:24:12 ] [ +Baliame ] fist?
[ 10:24:18 ] [ +Baliame ] I thought I was using my mutilator :/
[ 10:24:24 ] [ +Dog ] It's a mutilator isn't it?
[ 10:24:26 ] [ +Joose ] mutilator is your fist
[ 10:24:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] The mutilator is a glove
[ 10:24:30 ] [ +Dog ] Yeah, it's a glove
[ 10:24:36 ] [ +Baliame ] well err
[ 10:24:40 ] [ @Grimmie ] A vibro-glove, for her pleasure.
[ 10:24:45 ] [ +Baliame ] well I thought it didn't count, gah
[ 10:24:48 ] [ +Dog ] For monkey pleasure
[ 10:24:51 ] [ +Spindle ] i have a 4 for unarmed combat, what do you reckon
[ 10:25:04 ] [ +Dog ] Do you have anything that would damage it?
[ 10:25:06 ] [ +deject ] you have a gash fist or mutilator?
[ 10:25:17 ] [ +Spindle ] nuttin'
[ 10:25:20 ] [ +deject ] I still say fire bullets
[ 10:25:21 ] [ +Baliame ] punch him
[ 10:25:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] I think bullets will be better
[ 10:25:23 ] [ +Dog ] I'd shoot it
[ 10:25:24 ] [ +Baliame ] WITH YOUR FIST
[ 10:25:29 ] [ +deject ] SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
[ 10:25:30 ] [ +Joose ] punch him with bullets!
[ 10:25:31 ] [ +Spindle ] okay
[ 10:25:36 ] [ +Baliame ] knock him out with your schlong
[ 10:25:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sonic boom
[ 10:25:42 ] [ +Spindle ] whats the mods? +5 for aim, -3
[ 10:25:45 ] [ +Spindle ] any more?
[ 10:25:54 ] [ +deject ] rate of fire
[ 10:26:09 ] [ +Dog ] +1 for aim, +2 for RoF, -3 for range
[ 10:26:11 ] [ +Spindle ] RoF is 5
[ 10:26:18 ] [ @Grimmie ] +3 for RoF then
[ 10:26:20 ] [ +Dog ] +3 for RoF
[ 10:26:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] :D
[ 10:26:29 ] [ +Spindle ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:26:29 ] [ @GameServ ] Spindle rolled 2d10: 8 8 <Total>
[ 10:26:34 ] [ +deject ] nice
[ 10:26:38 ] [ +Dog ] Oh, and carry on but this goes after it does, since melee goes before firing
[ 10:26:47 ] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[ 10:26:50 ] [ +Joose ] :o shooty
[ 10:26:59 ] [ +Dog ] 23?
[ 10:27:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] 23?
[ 10:27:13 ] [ +Baliame ] 23?
[ 10:27:17 ] [ +Joose ] 23!
[ 10:27:19 ] [ +deject ] 23?
[ 10:27:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] 7!
[ 10:27:23 ] [ +Spindle ] 23?!
[ 10:27:27 ] [ +Spindle ] damnit
[ 10:27:28 ] [ +Baliame ] 23?!?!?!?!
[ 10:27:32 ] [ +Dog ] Three rounds hit, +3 damage from the first, for 18 damage. After it bites your bum, it dies
[ 10:27:46 ] [ +Baliame ] but how does one bite without a mouth?
[ 10:27:50 ] [ +Spindle ] yay!
[ 10:28:00 ] [ +Dog ] Figuratively speaking
[ 10:28:06 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:28:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] He rubs his face agressively against your bottom in a manner that gives you mental scars, rather than physical ones
[ 10:28:16 ] [ +Dog ] So, my turn... Deject
[ 10:28:21 ] [ +deject ]
[ 10:28:23 ] [ +Spindle ] XD
[ 10:28:31 ] [ +Joose ] it has no mouth but it must scream!
[ 10:28:32 ] [ +deject ] be gentle
[ 10:28:34 ] [ @Grimmie ] Dont die Deej
[ 10:28:48 ] [ +Spindle ] get off my butt, stoopid monkey! *bang*
[ 10:28:49 ] [ +deject ] I suppose it's too late to dodge
[ 10:29:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] Dont you dodge with athletics?
[ 10:29:18 ] [ +Dog ] Nope, you can use your gymnastics as a negative
[ 10:29:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ah
[ 10:29:23 ] [ +deject ] please do
[ 10:29:28 ] [ +Dog ] What is it?
[ 10:29:30 ] [ +deject ] -4 then
[ 10:29:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] Grimnastics
[ 10:29:47 ] [ +Baliame ] gaymnastics
[ 10:29:54 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 2D10+3
[ 10:29:54 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 2d10: 9 1 <Total>
[ 10:30:00 ] [ +deject ] I:(
[ 10:30:40 ] [ +Dog ] It lands on you, raking with its hind claws. 6 DAM, 4 PEN, 3 AD. And a PHYS roll -4 to stay on your feet
[ 10:31:02 ] [ +deject ] PHYS is 11, so a +7
[ 10:31:08 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+7
[ 10:31:09 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 1 6 <Total>
[ 10:31:12 ] [ +deject ] ouch
[ 10:31:25 ] [ +Dog ] Next up, Bali
[ 10:31:48 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 2D10+7
[ 10:31:48 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 2d10: 7 5 <Total>
[ 10:31:55 ] [ +Dog ] Same again please
[ 10:32:01 ] [ +Joose ] yikes
[ 10:32:04 ] [ +Baliame ] ouch
[ 10:32:19 ] [ +Baliame ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 10:32:20 ] [ @GameServ ] Baliame rolled 2d10: 9 10 <Total>
[ 10:32:27 ] [ +Baliame ] fuck me, that should be a hit roll.
[ 10:32:31 ] [ +Baliame ] (PHYS = 10)
[ 10:32:45 ] [ +Joose ] sturdyfeets
[ 10:32:52 ] [ +Dog ] Hehe. Tezz next
[ 10:32:56 ] [ +Baliame ] they're nailed to the floor
[ 10:32:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] Good luck bro
[ 10:33:02 ] [ +Baliame ] 6/4/3 too?
[ 10:33:10 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 10:33:24 ] [ +Spindle ] what phase is this? i dont think i act on this face
[ 10:33:25 ] [ +deject ] I'm mixed that I'm not wearing armor
[ 10:33:27 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 2D10+7
[ 10:33:27 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 2d10: 1 4 <Total>
[ 10:33:27 ] [ +Spindle ] face?
[ 10:33:28 ] [ +Spindle ] phase.
[ 10:33:31 ] [ +deject ] my armor is not cheap to fix
[ 10:33:34 ] [ +Dog ] 5
[ 10:33:43 ] [ +Spindle ] oh, i shot?
[ 10:33:50 ] [ +deject ] act on that face tezz!
[ 10:33:50 ] [ +Dog ] Yeah, but it happens after this
[ 10:33:57 ] [ @Grimmie ] This is the stormer in yo' face hitting your chops.
[ 10:33:58 ] [ +Spindle ] ohhh
[ 10:34:04 ] [ +Dog ] Same again for Tezz
[ 10:34:24 ] [ +Dog ] 6 DAM, 4 PEN, 3 AD
[ 10:34:32 ] [ +Dog ] And the PHYS roll
[ 10:34:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] I dont think tezz has taken damage before, might need a hand marking it on the sheet
[ 10:34:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] I know I can never remember either
[ 10:34:59 ] [ +Spindle ] yeah ive never taken damange
[ 10:35:02 ] [ +Spindle ] *damage
[ 10:35:03 ] [ +Dog ] Are you in your armour?
[ 10:35:08 ] [ +Joose ] yeah, its not the most intuitive system
[ 10:35:30 ] [ +Spindle ] i dont think i took it off
[ 10:35:37 ] [ +Dog ] We'll assume you are, since you're human and have no real reason not to be
[ 10:35:43 ] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[ 10:36:00 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yeah, us HUMANS dont get naked like you weirdo aliens.
[ 10:36:08 ] [ +Dog ] So your armour is PV5, minus their PEN of 4, means it stops 1 point of damage
[ 10:36:16 ] [ +Spindle ] deem
[ 10:36:31 ] [ +Dog ] So you take 5 damage to the torso, and 3 ID to your armour's torso
[ 10:36:32 ] [ +deject ] so you take 5 damage to your torso
[ 10:37:04 ] [ +Dog ] Make sense?
[ 10:37:15 ] [ +Spindle ] yeah
[ 10:37:31 ] [ +Spindle ] so i move my armour down to 3
[ 10:37:32 ] [ +Spindle ] ?
[ 10:37:40 ] [ @Grimmie ] Minus three from the number that's there
[ 10:38:01 ] [ +Baliame ] also minus 3 from total id
[ 10:38:01 ] [ +Dog ] You have 14 ID, so that goes down to 11
[ 10:38:02 ] [ +Spindle ] oh, 2 then
[ 10:38:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] :o
[ 10:38:55 ] [ +Dog ] Make a rol plus your PHYS stat, -4
[ 10:39:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha bali is playing poker in the background.
[ 10:39:46 ] [ +Baliame ] fuck off
[ 10:39:52 ] [ +Spindle ] `roll 2d10+8-4
[ 10:39:56 ] [ +Spindle ] fail
[ 10:39:57 ] [ +Joose ] poker face?
[ 10:40:05 ] [ +deject ] why not just use a +4?
[ 10:40:07 ] [ +deject ]
[ 10:40:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 10:40:10 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:40:13 ] [ +Spindle ] fair point
[ 10:40:24 ] [ +Spindle ] `roll 2d10+4
[ 10:40:24 ] [ @GameServ ] Spindle rolled 2d10: 7 5 <Total>
[ 10:40:40 ] [ +deject ] we all stand tall!
[ 10:40:43 ] [ @Grimmie ] Woo yeah. Spinde breaks out into a rendition of Elton John's "I'm still standing"
[ 10:40:49 ] [ +Spindle ] :D
[ 10:40:53 ] [ +Dog ] Okay, you stay on your feet and give it a 10mm enema. It expires
[ 10:40:58 ] [ @Grimmie ] :D
[ 10:40:59 ] [ +Spindle ] yays
[ 10:41:01 ] [ +deject ] woo yay tezz!
[ 10:41:02 ] [ +Dog ] Round 2, Phase 1
[ 10:41:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] I SHOOT
[ 10:41:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] BANGBANG!
[ 10:41:10 ] [ +Joose ] whoa, shooting!
[ 10:41:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] KABOOOM!
[ 10:41:17 ] [ +Dog ] Sorry, shooting on 5
[ 10:41:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha oh yeah Joose is shooting
[ 10:41:21 ] [ +Joose ] I was going to shoot on phase 5
[ 10:41:28 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:41:28 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 2 5 <Total>
[ 10:41:33 ] [ +Joose ] hrm.
[ 10:41:37 ] [ +Baliame ] I guess the guy mangling my face is not dead yet?
[ 10:41:42 ] [ +Dog ] Nope
[ 10:41:59 ] [ +Joose ] so what mods are on that? 10+3(rof)...
[ 10:42:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] +5 close range
[ 10:42:25 ] [ @Grimmie ] Er, or point blank rather
[ 10:42:44 ] [ +Dog ] That's it I think...
[ 10:42:48 ] [ +Joose ] so 25 then
[ 10:43:02 ] [ +Dog ] Good job really, shooting into melee. Whose was it?
[ 10:43:29 ] [ +Joose ] uh, dunno. Didnt specify one.
[ 10:43:33 ] [ +Joose ] randomise!
[ 10:43:52 ] [ +Dog ] 1= Brainy, 2=Deej, 3=Spindle
[ 10:43:55 ] [ +Baliame ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 10:43:56 ] [ @GameServ ] Baliame rolled 2d10: 8 3 <Total>
[ 10:44:00 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 1D3
[ 10:44:00 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 1d3: 3 <Total>
[ 10:44:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] Doh
[ 10:44:05 ] [ +Dog ] Haha
[ 10:44:07 ] [ +Joose ]
[ 10:44:14 ] [ +Baliame ]
[ 10:44:18 ] [ +Joose ] thats one dead corpse!
[ 10:44:22 ] [ +Dog ] Tactics: required
[ 10:44:24 ] [ @Grimmie ] Overdead
[ 10:44:32 ] [ +deject ] good work
[ 10:44:33 ] [ +Baliame ] wut?
[ 10:44:35 ] [ +Joose ] indeedy
[ 10:44:38 ] [ +Spindle ] OVVVVVVVERRKILLLLLLL
[ 10:44:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] We didnt specify targets, we just said "AIM"
[ 10:44:46 ] [ +deject ] he shot the one that tezz just killed
[ 10:44:50 ] [ +Dog ] Now should we 1?
[ 10:44:51 ] [ +Baliame ] hahaha
[ 10:45:00 ] [ +deject ] grimmie shoots no?
[ 10:45:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] I aimed on 5
[ 10:45:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] At.. The one..
[ 10:45:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] That is going for Bali
[ 10:45:12 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yes
[ 10:45:13 ] [ +deject ] ah, then yes 5
[ 10:45:14 ] [ +Spindle ] *gets splattered with more blood* THANKS GRIMMIE
[ 10:45:19 ] [ +Baliame ] so
[ 10:45:21 ] [ +Baliame ] is that one dead?
[ 10:45:29 ] [ @Grimmie ] That was joose that shot that one, tezz :O
[ 10:45:31 ] [ +Joose ] very
[ 10:45:32 ] [ +Baliame ] because then I'm punching at air
[ 10:45:33 ] [ +Dog ] Tezz's is very dead
[ 10:45:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] Blame the red dood
[ 10:45:38 ] [ +Baliame ] I mean MINE
[ 10:45:41 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:45:46 ] [ +deject ] pantsu, can I draw my long knife and attack in the same phase?
[ 10:45:49 ] [ +Spindle ] i love confusion
[ 10:45:51 ] [ +Dog ] Yours isn't Bali, it's trying to mine out your intestines
[ 10:45:55 ] [ +Joose ] im going to bring to bear on the closest one to me
[ 10:45:58 ] [ +Baliame ] awesome
[ 10:46:03 ] [ +Dog ] On a DEX-4 rol, yes
[ 10:46:14 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+9
[ 10:46:14 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 9 6 <Total>
[ 10:46:18 ] [ +deject ] alright
[ 10:46:22 ] [ +Dog ] Yeah, not likely a problem
[ 10:46:24 ] [ @Grimmie ] You dex'd good
[ 10:46:28 ] [ +deject ] I whip out my long knife and DUAL ATTACK!!!
[ 10:46:33 ] [ +Dog ] Rah!
[ 10:46:36 ] [ +Dog ] Go on then
[ 10:46:36 ] [ +deject ] first with my mutilator:
[ 10:46:43 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 10:46:44 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 5 2 <Total>
[ 10:46:47 ] [ +deject ]
[ 10:46:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oops
[ 10:46:51 ] [ +deject ] now the long knife
[ 10:46:58 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+2
[ 10:46:58 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 10 2 <Total>
[ 10:47:06 ] [ +deject ] eyyyyyyy
[ 10:47:21 ] [ +deject ] do I get damage bonus with the gladuis thing?
[ 10:47:34 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 10:47:39 ] [ +deject ] as in add my damage bonus
[ 10:47:47 ] [ +Dog ] +2
[ 10:47:48 ] [ +deject ] sweet, that's another 9 damage
[ 10:48:04 ] [ +Dog ] It's looking poorly
[ 10:48:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahaha
[ 10:48:21 ] [ +Dog ] Bali, want a plug at yours?
[ 10:48:24 ] [ +Baliame ] hell yeah
[ 10:48:32 ] [ +Baliame ] I already did a Baliame rolled 2d10: 8 3 <Total> ages ago
[ 10:48:53 ] [ +Dog ] Another bop on the nose then. Did you already shoot it? I forgot
[ 10:49:02 ] [ +Baliame ] once, es
[ 10:49:06 ] [ +Baliame ] *yes
[ 10:49:14 ] [ +Dog ] It's not looking very healthy
[ 10:49:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] Shooting time?
[ 10:49:27 ] [ +Dog ] Nope, monkey time
[ 10:49:30 ] [ +Baliame ] godnoes, it's still standing?
[ 10:49:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] Aww, I hate monkey time.
[ 10:49:33 ] [ +Dog ] Deej:
[ 10:49:43 ] [ +deject ]
[ 10:49:45 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 2D10+7
[ 10:49:45 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 2d10: 6 1 <Total>
[ 10:49:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] Owie
[ 10:49:55 ] [ +Dog ] 6 DAM, 2 PEN, 3 AD
[ 10:49:57 ] [ +deject ] another 6 gone
[ 10:50:04 ] [ +Dog ] Bali:
[ 10:50:07 ] [ +Dog ] `roll 2D10+7
[ 10:50:07 ] [ @GameServ ] Dog rolled 2d10: 1 1 <Total>
[ 10:50:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] What armour are you in Deejers
[ 10:50:10 ] [ +Baliame ] weeeeeeeeee
[ 10:50:15 ] [ +deject ] none
[ 10:50:18 ] [ +Dog ] Hahaha, fumble
[ 10:50:19 ] [ +Baliame ] is that an autofail?
[ 10:50:23 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 10:50:24 ] [ @Grimmie ] Woah, none?!
[ 10:50:29 ] [ +Baliame ] yays
[ 10:50:49 ] [ +deject ] yeah I was in the environment suit and I didn't have a chance to put it back on, same as joose
[ 10:50:53 ] [ +Joose ] his alien manparts are swinging in the breeze
[ 10:50:57 ] [ +Dog ] Deej, fancy making a PHYS roll? You can have a -2 for your wounds too
[ 10:51:12 ] [ +Joose ] As is my HUGE RED APENDAGE
[ 10:51:18 ] [ +deject ] just PHYS - 2?
[ 10:51:22 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 10:51:36 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+9
[ 10:51:36 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 7 10 <Total>
[ 10:51:48 ] [ +Dog ] Breezed. People wanna shoot now?
[ 10:51:55 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'd like to scrap my aim at Bali's and wild-shot on Deject's stormer then. +1 for laser, +5 for close, -3 for wild
[ 10:52:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] If that's okay
[ 10:52:12 ] [ +deject ] I can handle this thing
[ 10:52:15 ] [ +Dog ] You can bring to near if you like
[ 10:52:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] bring to near?
[ 10:52:22 ] [ +Dog ] *bear
[ 10:52:23 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:52:28 ] [ @Grimmie ] Erm. Hm.
[ 10:52:31 ] [ +deject ] it will be dead soon
[ 10:52:33 ] [ +Baliame ] bring it to near!
[ 10:52:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] Okay well I'll shoot Bali's
[ 10:52:36 ] [ +Spindle ] i pick up the stormer and put it in front of Grimie
[ 10:52:43 ] [ +Spindle ] BRING TO NEAR
[ 10:52:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] Any negatives?
[ 10:52:47 ] [ +Dog ] The dead one?
[ 10:52:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh
[ 10:52:50 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:52:51 ] [ +deject ] lol tezz
[ 10:53:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] I thought bali's looked bad but not dead?
[ 10:53:14 ] [ +Baliame ] indeed
[ 10:53:15 ] [ +Dog ] Both look bad but not dead
[ 10:53:15 ] [ +deject ] *woosh*
[ 10:53:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] You just said the dead one?
[ 10:53:23 ] [ @Grimmie ] :o
[ 10:53:24 ] [ +deject ] they didn't get it tezz
[ 10:53:27 ] [ +Dog ] No negatives, +5 for point blank
[ 10:53:39 ] [ +Joose ] I got it!
[ 10:53:53 ] [ @Grimmie ] Confoozed zomg
[ 10:53:53 ] [ +Joose ] we still on phase 1?
[ 10:53:57 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 10:53:58 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 10:54:09 ] [ +Baliame ] use the bold Pantsu!
[ 10:54:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10+15
[ 10:54:09 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 8 8 <Total>
[ 10:54:14 ] [ +Dog ] Oh, don't hit Bali
[ 10:54:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] PRANG!
[ 10:54:18 ] [ +Joose ] im just bringing nearby bears then.
[ 10:54:21 ] [ +deject ] fuuuuuuuuuucking shitballs
[ 10:54:24 ] [ +Spindle ] i was just kidding, pretending i picked up a stormer and put it infront of grimmie, to bring to near
[ 10:54:29 ] [ +Baliame ] what's happening?
[ 10:54:31 ] [ +Baliame ] oh.
[ 10:54:37 ] [ @Grimmie ] I shot the stormer eating your face off
[ 10:54:46 ] [ +Baliame ] what about me?
[ 10:54:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] I <3 you
[ 10:54:55 ] [ +deject ] he didn't hit you
[ 10:55:01 ] [ +Baliame ] good.
[ 10:55:02 ] [ +Dog ] A Stormer explodes all over you
[ 10:55:03 ] [ +Spindle ] do you want me to pick you up too? okaaaaaay then
[ 10:55:05 ] [ +Spindle ] last time!
[ 10:55:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] STORMERGOO!
[ 10:55:18 ] [ +Dog ] 2?
[ 10:55:18 ] [ +deject ] can I just attack this thing again?
[ 10:55:22 ] [ +Baliame ] GRIMMIE! YOU'RE PAYING THE CLEANING BILL!
[ 10:55:25 ] [ +Dog ] Yep, crack on
[ 10:55:29 ] [ +deject ] I have -2 for being hurt yes?
[ 10:55:35 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 10:55:37 ] [ +Spindle ] YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME
[ 10:55:39 ] [ @Grimmie ] I LOVE MY JOB.
[ 10:55:39 ] [ +Joose ] shooting balis, if bali doesnt kill it
[ 10:55:47 ] [ +Baliame ] it's already dead joose
[ 10:55:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] I just exploded balis
[ 10:55:54 ] [ +deject ] do I gamble and go for two attacks
[ 10:55:55 ] [ +deject ] ?
[ 10:56:00 ] [ +Joose ] oh, thought you were shooting deejs?
[ 10:56:03 ] [ +Baliame ] deej has the last stormer right?
[ 10:56:03 ] [ +deject ] I'd be at +0 and +1
[ 10:56:07 ] [ +deject ] yes
[ 10:56:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] No, I would have had to re-bear to shoot deej's dude, so I scrapped that idea
[ 10:56:26 ] [ +deject ] I think I should just smack it and run
[ 10:56:29 ] [ +Baliame ] well I'm not shooting at it, I'd probably critical miss
[ 10:56:46 ] [ +deject ] I will attack with the mutilator!
[ 10:56:56 ] [ +Dog ] Go on then
[ 10:56:59 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+4
[ 10:56:59 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 10 4 <Total>
[ 10:57:00 ] [ +Baliame ] Pantsu, how far is deej, is he in melee range?
[ 10:57:04 ] [ +deject ] and run away!
[ 10:57:32 ] [ +Dog ] You can run into melee, Bali
[ 10:57:32 ] [ +deject ] that's another 7 damage
[ 10:57:39 ] [ +Dog ] But Deej kills it
[ 10:57:48 ] [ +Baliame ] I punch deej anyway
[ 10:57:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha, running away from a floppy stormercorpse
[ 10:58:04 ] [ +deject ] and now I would like to use my last shot of KS+ now
[ 10:58:17 ] [ +Dog ] Good job you only took 2 wounds then
[ 10:58:22 ] [ +deject ] indeed
[ 10:58:31 ] [ @Grimmie ] Want to have one of mine deject? I have 3
[ 10:58:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] As a spare
[ 10:58:46 ] [ +Joose ] we out of bullet tiem then?
[ 10:58:49 ] [ +deject ] I'd have been mostly dead
[ 10:58:54 ] [ +deject ] no worries

Post by **Grimmie** » April 11th, 2010, 2:07

[ 10:58:58 ] [ +Dog ] We're out of bullet time

[ 10:59:15 ] [ +Baliame ] is that 2 hp left on my torso now?
[ 10:59:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] I love Bertha. So much. Hey guys, did you see when I shot those things?
[ 10:59:37 ] [ +Baliame ]
[ 10:59:46 ] [ +Baliame ] So who's the new guy?
[ 10:59:49 ] [ +Spindle ] I did. I got my first kill :D
[ 10:59:53 ] [ +Joose ] YES. I DID SEE THAT.
[ 10:59:57 ] [ +deject ] I'm really really starting to hate these things now. Shit.
[ 11:00:04 ] [ +Dog ] Dead Stormers are leaking all over the crew room, mingling with the gore of the unfortunate crew. Half a dozen or so have survived, and look terrified beyond all capacity.
[ 11:00:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] Good job Spindle, bud'!
[ 11:00:25 ] [ +Spindle ] thank yee

[ 11:00:40 ] [ +Baliame ] Hey uh, you wouldn't happen to have a 200-pack of cleanex now would you?
[ 11:00:43 ] [ +deject ] deject grimaces from having his abdominals munched on
[ 11:00:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] You hanging in there, Deej'?
[ 11:01:07 ] [ +deject ] Hey any of you guys hurt?
[ 11:01:12 ] [ +deject ] I'm alright
[ 11:01:19 ] [ +Baliame ] While deej is getting digested Brainy lights up a cig.
[ 11:01:25 ] [ +Joose ] kt'rr will glare at the surviving crew, and then carry on towards the airlock.
[ 11:01:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll check my enviro-scanner to see what the air is like in here, seeing as we've popped practically the entire facility open, now.
[ 11:01:42 ] [ +deject ] I have 11 hp total now, 5 on my torso
[ 11:01:43 ] [ +Joose ] whilst reloading my gun, before I forget.
[ 11:02:08 ] [ +deject ] I'll check out the survivors for injuries, etc.
[ 11:02:13 ] [ +Baliame ] I'll get some food going meanwhile, brb
[ 11:02:15 ] [ +Dog ] The air's pretty much the same. There are a couple of holes in the place though.
[ 11:02:16 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 11:02:17 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 9 3 <Total>
[ 11:02:22 ] [ +deject ] Paramedic roll btw
[ 11:02:25 ] [ +Dog ] They look physically fine
[ 11:02:35 ] [ +Dog ] Mentally they're gibbering wrecks
[ 11:02:56 ] [ +deject ] can we have Dirk patch us up?
[ 11:02:58 ] [ @Grimmie ] Is it a short walk back to Shelton's office - wondering if I can check to see if we've been messaged.
[ 11:03:05 ] [ +Baliame ] so they're like K'trr.
[ 11:03:09 ] [ +Spindle ] but torso took a hit, and im mentally scarred
[ 11:03:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] Mentally scarred from butt-rubbings
[ 11:03:22 ] [ +Spindle ] from the damn thing running its face on my butt
[ 11:03:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahaha
[ 11:03:59 ] [ +Joose ] so...
[ 11:04:25 ] [ +Dog ] The facility shudders as it hitd the ground, and on the monitors Shelton and his cultists wax lyrical as they step out onto the grass
[ 11:04:58 ] [ +Joose ] woo! Im still heading towards the airlock though.
[ 11:05:04 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ooh. "Oh dear."
[ 11:06:11 ] [ +Dog ] Broadcasting to the entire system, the dissidents step out onto Lilac, rapture on their faces, breathing in the fresh, clean air. Their joy is short lived, though, as one by one they start to hack and cough. Their skin begins to blister as they start to have difficulty breathing, their tongues swelling out of their mouths.
[ 11:06:18 ] [ @Grimmie ] Deject, stupid question. Were you filming any of this? :D
[ 11:06:30 ] [ +Dog ] Shortly after they collapse, retching into their swollen throats, their bowels evacuating and taking some of their intestines with them, they suffer heart failure. A couple twitch as nervous system failure finishes off what the heart attack didn't, and within three minutes all ten are dead, captured by the camera that Shelton was holding and now lies in the g
[ 11:06:31 ] [ +Dog ] rass
[ 11:06:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] Holy shit
[ 11:06:53 ] [ +Joose ] stupid rass holes.
[ 11:07:07 ] [ +deject ] My mini-cam would have caught anything near the office area, otherwise no
[ 11:07:36 ] [ +deject ] my filming is generally done from the A/V stalk on my helpem
[ 11:07:41 ] [ +deject ] which I am not wearing
[ 11:07:45 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh no, how unfortunate. Those poor scientists.
[ 11:07:54 ] [ +deject ] and I would like to go put that on now please
[ 11:08:02 ] [ +Dog ] Pfft
[ 11:08:06 ] [ +deject ] :D
[ 11:08:28 ] [ +Baliame ] back.
[ 11:08:31 ] [ +deject ] actually I have to go pick something up at Sam's Club, I will have to go AFK
[ 11:08:46 ] [ +deject ] back in like 30-40 minutes
[ 11:08:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] Is that a euphamism?
[ 11:08:51 ] [ +Dog ] Okies
[ 11:08:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] "Sam's club"?
[ 11:08:59 ] [ +Spindle ] faaabulous bar
[ 11:09:01 ] [ +deject ] like costco
[ 11:09:04 ] [ +deject ] big box store
[ 11:09:21 ] [ +Spindle ] haha talking of which, i just signed up for a costco yesterday
[ 11:09:29 ] [ +Spindle ] first good thing to come from working at NatGrid
[ 11:09:47 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll sprint over to Shelton's office and check our messages

[ 11:10:02 ] [ +Dog ] Nothing
[ 11:10:11 ] [ +Joose ] Im going to keep on to the airlock, make sure its closed.
[ 11:10:21 ] [ +Baliame ] signal orbit
[ 11:10:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll sprint back to the team, throw my hands into the air. "NOTHING!"
[ 11:11:00 ] [ +Dog ] Yep, airlock gets closed. It was never completely opened anyway - they still used it like an airlock, they just didn't wear the suits.
[ 11:11:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] Think we should head back, or is there anything anyone wanted to check out before we left?
[ 11:11:20 ] [ +Baliame ] elevator!
[ 11:11:43 ] [ +Joose ] "I BELIEVE WE ARE DONE HERE. WE SHOULD CONTACT THOSE IN ORBIT BEFORE LEAVING."
[ 11:12:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] Do we have the means to contact orbit?
[ 11:12:19 ] [ +Joose ] Sheltons office?
[ 11:12:37 ] [ @Grimmie ] I just came from.. Maaann..
[ 11:12:38 ] [ +Baliame ] e-mail
[ 11:12:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll sprint back..
[ 11:12:44 ] [ +Joose ] We can receive messages there, I kinda presumed we would be able to send them too
[ 11:13:05 ] [ +Dog ] Shouldn't be too hard, Deject can work it out
[ 11:13:12 ] [ +Joose ] Keeps you fit

[ 11:13:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha, I just stare at the screen and go "Computer?! Send? Send mail! Computer, LISTEN TO ME!"
[ 11:13:43 ] [ +Dog ] You got a motion tracker on Grimmie?
[ 11:13:46 ] [ +Joose ] pick up the mouse, talk to that.
[ 11:13:47 ] [ @Grimmie ] I do indeed
[ 11:13:55 ] [ +Dog ] It's beeping
[ 11:13:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] BEEP BEEP BEEP!
[ 11:14:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] What direction is it coming from?
[ 11:14:26 ] [ +Dog ] Something is approaching you, from down the corridor. Not the same direction as those guys
[ 11:14:35 ] [ +Baliame ] bring to bear on door.
[ 11:14:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] Er, crap. Can I hide?
[ 11:14:48 ] [ +Dog ] Bullet time?
[ 11:14:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] Or tactics some cover?
[ 11:14:54 ] [ +Dog ] You can try
[ 11:15:00 ] [ +Baliame ] are we all in there or is it just grimmie?
[ 11:15:09 ] [ +Dog ] Just Grimmie
[ 11:15:12 ] [ +Baliame ] meh.
[ 11:15:14 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahaha
[ 11:15:20 ] [ +Baliame ] I hope you die

[ 11:15:20 ] [ +Dog ] You can do one thing before the beeps arrive
[ 11:15:27 ] [ +Joose ] I'll start running towards him then.
[ 11:15:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] Errrk. I'll tactics cover
[ 11:15:45 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10+7
[ 11:15:45 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 10 8 <Total>
[ 11:15:47 ] [ +Baliame ] I'll move over to the office as well
[ 11:16:00 ] [ +Dog ] Okay, you get something sturdy between you and the door
[ 11:16:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sweet
[ 11:16:23 ] [ +Joose ] Get some bears near that shit
[ 11:16:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll bring to bear on the door first chance I get
[ 11:16:39 ] [ @Grimmie ] Raawwrr
[ 11:16:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] Bear cavalry!
[ 11:16:45 ] [ +Baliame ] The door brings to bear on Grimmie.
[ 11:16:53 ] [ @Grimmie ] OHNO BEARS!

[ 11:16:56 ] [ +Dog ] Yep. On 1 a monkething comes tearing into the room

[ 11:17:04 ] [ +Joose ] uhoh
[ 11:17:04 ] [ +Spindle ] someone needs to bring to near
[ 11:17:04 ] [ @Grimmie ] Faacck!
[ 11:17:14 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahaa
[ 11:17:17 ] [ +Joose ] Bring bullets near its face
[ 11:17:23 ] [ +Baliame ] Next time remember to close the door :/
[ 11:17:24 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 11:17:29 ] [ +Joose ] haha
[ 11:17:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] I am glad I chose a gun that has a big magazine
[ 11:17:54 ] [ @Grimmie ] How far away is it?
[ 11:18:01 ] [ +Dog ] You can bring to bear on a dex-4 roll. About 4m
[ 11:18:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] Fuck
[ 11:18:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 11:18:16 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 5 9 <Total>
[ 11:18:21 ] [ +Joose ] Dont fuck it, shoot it!
[ 11:18:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] Dex'd that shit
[ 11:18:42 ] [ +Baliame ] does mirc have always on top?
[ 11:18:47 ] [ @Grimmie ] Is that bearing for free?
[ 11:18:55 ] [ +Dog ] You can get a wild shot on 1 then if you like
[ 11:19:04 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yeah, sweet :D
[ 11:19:06 ] [ +Joose ] wild bears!
[ 11:19:14 ] [ @Grimmie ] My laser pointer count for shit at point blank?
[ 11:19:30 ] [ +Dog ] You get +1
[ 11:19:33 ] [ @Grimmie ] Woo yeah
[ 11:20:01 ] [ @Grimmie ] +1 Laser, +5 Point blank, -3 wild, -3 running?
[ 11:20:06 ] [ +Baliame ] when do I and joose arrive?
[ 11:20:18 ] [ +Dog ] Grim: yes, Bali: after the combat
[ 11:20:19 ] [ +Joose ] At a guess, after something has died.
[ 11:20:23 ] [ +Baliame ]

[ 11:20:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] Straight up 2d10, here goes.
[ 11:20:39 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10+10
[ 11:20:39 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 8 2 <Total>
[ 11:21:10 ] [ +Dog ] Blam. It dies
[ 11:21:14 ] [ +Dog ] I think
[ 11:21:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] I've probably pre-spent my wage in bullets, but I am SO happy.
[ 11:21:17 ] [ +Joose ] YEAH
[ 11:21:23 ] [ @Grimmie ] two 12.7's
[ 11:21:37 ] [ +Baliame ] Oh hi, nice corpse you got here.
[ 11:21:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] "Mmm oh yeah, who da man?"
[ 11:22:00 ] [ +Dog ] Yeah, it dies. On 2 another one tears in, leaping over the corpse of the first
[ 11:22:11 ] [ +Joose ] pfft
[ 11:22:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] "FUUUCK! HI THERE!"
[ 11:22:21 ] [ +Baliame ] I guess I didn't arrive yet

[ 11:22:26 ] [ +Dog ] You can do another DEX -4
[ 11:22:30 ] [ +Baliame ] *haven't arrived
[ 11:22:33 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 11:22:33 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 5 9 <Total>
[ 11:22:38 ] [ +Dog ] Not unless you can run about 300m in 0.6 seconds
[ 11:22:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] I made the mistake of sprinting to the office. Durr.
[ 11:23:08 ] [ +Joose ] next time, we stick together.
[ 11:23:13 ] [ @Grimmie ] Half my mag's gone.
[ 11:23:16 ] [ +Dog ] Shooting Grim?
[ 11:23:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yes please!
[ 11:23:21 ] [ +Baliame ] serves you right for going out alone grim then

[ 11:23:24 ] [ +Dog ] Go on then
[ 11:23:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] Same mods?
[ 11:23:35 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 11:23:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10+10
[ 11:23:36 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 3 6 <Total>
[ 11:23:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Prrrang!
[ 11:23:47 ] [ +Dog ] Another Stormercorpse
[ 11:23:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] Jesus fuck
[ 11:23:59 ] [ +Dog ] 3?
[ 11:24:18 ] [ +Dog ] Just kidding. There was only two of them

[ 11:24:39 ] [ +Dog ] Bullet time: end

[ 11:25:00 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 11:25:14 ] [ +Baliame ] very funny, see what you did, you scared him to death!
[ 11:25:15 ] [ +Baliame ]

[ 11:25:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] Bertha.. Lovely Bertha. You're such a lovely machine!
[ 11:25:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] When we know just what you've got to shoot, I can depend upon you.
[ 11:25:40 ] [ +Spindle ] machine, machine, machine, maaaaaaaachinnnnnnneeee
[ 11:25:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] Banging in the day, banging in the night, your muzzle is flashing brightly
[ 11:26:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sometimes I think you've a face of your own.. And I'd paint too most likely
[ 11:26:04 ] [ +Joose ] that sounds so wrong
[ 11:26:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] Liiikely.
[ 11:26:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] WOAH!
[ 11:26:48 ] [ +Dog ] Anyone else fancy a solo stroll?
[ 11:26:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 11:26:55 ] [ +Joose ] no ta
[ 11:27:22 ] [ +Joose ] so, message to topside?
[ 11:27:23 ] [ @Grimmie ] Deject, get your ass up here and use instruct this computer box to mail people!
[ 11:27:40 ] [ @Grimmie ] Mind my buddies on the floor on your way in.
[ 11:28:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hmm. I will reload now. Yes.
[ 11:28:55 ] [ +Joose ] on entering the room, Kt'rr looks at the dead things and nods appreciatively.
[ 11:29:19 ] [ +Baliame ] I accidentally step on one's faceless face
[ 11:29:32 ] [ +Joose ] to grimmie: "I BELIEVE HUMAN CONVENTION IS TO BUMP HANDS TOGETHER", and holds his hand up high five style.
[ 11:29:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahahaha
[ 11:30:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] Grimmie gets up and nods sagely. "It is the done thing, yes. Let us slap-palms, as they say in the ghetto."
[ 11:30:08 ] [ +Baliame ] SHAKTAR FIVE!
[ 11:30:34 ] [ +Joose ] STRENGTH ROLL!
[ 11:30:36 ] [ +Joose ] only joking
[ 11:30:36 ] [ +Dog ] Deject fires up a signal ready for you to insert text
[ 11:30:37 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahahahahaha
[ 11:30:37 ] [ +Spindle ] lol
[ 11:30:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] *snap*
[ 11:31:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] Er, is it Mr Daniels who is our orbit contact chap?
[ 11:31:32 ] [ +Joose ] I have no clue
[ 11:31:38 ] [ +Baliame ] or Vickers
[ 11:31:39 ] [ +Baliame ] or Johnson!
[ 11:31:46 ] [ +Dog ] Vickers
[ 11:32:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] "Dear Mr. Daneils, there are a lot of dead stormers and scientists down here. Dirk is inspecting his feet and I have been given an email to send. Can we come home now?"
[ 11:32:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] "Annndd.. Send. Send? Send! Deject, make it send."
[ 11:33:04 ] [ +Dog ] He sends that
[ 11:33:13 ] [ +Joose ] brb!
[ 11:33:22 ] [ +Joose ] I need a POOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooo!
[ 11:33:29 ] [ @Grimmie ] Shaktar ultrapoo
[ 11:33:39 ] [ +Spindle ] 2 poo of the game! we're making good poo time.
[ 11:33:43 ] [ @Grimmie ] Roll Str to break porcelain
[ 11:34:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yeah, nothing compared to the shitting that happened last time.
[ 11:34:15 ] [ +Spindle ] deffo
[ 11:37:21 ] [ +Baliame ] word
[ 11:37:34 ] [ +Dog ] Weeeeeeerd
[ 11:37:40 ] [ +Baliame ] wyrd
[ 11:38:01 ] [ @Grimmie ] No reply from the computer?
[ 11:38:03 ] [ +Joose ] back from poo
[ 11:38:27 ] [ +Spindle ] ward
[ 11:38:33 ] [ +Dog ] No reply from the computer
[ 11:38:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] Huh
[ 11:38:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] Shall we waltz back to the lift?
[ 11:39:04 ] [ +Joose ] lets
[ 11:39:10 ] [ +Baliame ] I have a baaaad feeling about this
[ 11:39:13 ] [ +Baliame ] guns ready
[ 11:39:14 ] [ +Joose ] ^
[ 11:39:16 ] [ +Baliame ] and go back
[ 11:39:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] Rightie-o
[ 11:39:29 ] [ +Spindle ] indeed
[ 11:39:52 ] [ +Dog ] How are you spending the 12 hours until the lab is hoisted back into space?
[ 11:40:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahaha
[ 11:40:16 ] [ +Baliame ] wait what?
[ 11:40:22 ] [ +deject ] werd
[ 11:40:28 ] [ +Joose ] Im putting my armour back on, checking my guns over, and meditating

[ 11:40:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] Doesnt the lab have massive holes in it?
[ 11:40:52 ] [ +Baliame ] yeah, like, vac cum as soon as we hit space and stuff?
[ 11:41:09 ] [ +Joose ] go go bulkheads.
[ 11:41:28 ] [ +Baliame ] I guess I'll eat.
[ 11:41:37 ] [ +Joose ] plus, didnt the lift bit come down by itself? Lets sit in that and close the doors, just in case.
[ 11:42:00 ] [ +Dog ] It did
[ 11:42:06 ] [ +Baliame ] well it could have been sealed off because of the stormermegency
[ 11:42:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] But the whole lot is coming up at once now?
[ 11:42:38 ] [ +Joose ] Yeah, but as long as the bit we are in doesnt decompress, we are good
[ 11:42:49 ] [ +Joose ] I suppose we should get the survivors together in the lift too.
[ 11:42:50 ] [ +deject ] Isn't lifting the lab into space a problem now that there massive holes in it?
[ 11:42:50 ] [ +Baliame ] well then move into an isolated room and seal it?
[ 11:43:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] Okay, well I'll practice with my facepaints on anyone who is stupid enough to let me, clean and check my gun thoroughly, sing the Bertha theme tune over and over, and play with my UV Goggles
[ 11:43:10 ] [ +Joose ] an isolated room like the lift you mean?
[ 11:43:15 ] [ +Baliame ] yes.
[ 11:43:35 ] [ +Joose ] So...do what I suggested 2mins ago?

[ 11:43:50 ] [ +Baliame ] yes.
[ 11:44:09 ] [ +deject ] What he said.
[ 11:44:41 ] [ +Joose ] If we are gathering survivors first, I suggest we go as a group, just in case of more monkeybastards.
[ 11:44:43 ] [ +deject ] *astra diesel chase scene*
[ 11:44:48 ] [ +Dog ] So you're locking you and the survivors in the lift for the next 12 hours?
[ 11:45:15 ] [ +deject ] well unless we can somehow fix up the lab, it's probably the best option
[ 11:45:20 ] [ +Joose ] Works for me. As long as you lot dont go bugnuts.
[ 11:45:34 ] [ +deject ] how much blukhead can we seal off?
[ 11:45:40 ] [ @Grimmie ] Most of us have melee weapons if they go bonkers
[ 11:45:43 ] [ +Baliame ] You're the one that's bugnuts around here

[ 11:45:55 ] [ @Grimmie ] We could use the time to question them I guess?
[ 11:46:08 ] [ +Spindle ] that sounds good
[ 11:46:08 ] [ +Joose ] nah, im homicidal in a nice controlled cool way

[ 11:46:09 ] [ +Baliame ] Well we could keep em company
[ 11:46:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] Bugnuts? I'm just socially disconnected.
[ 11:46:46 ] [ +deject ] he's a sociopath, not a psychopath
[ 11:47:02 ] [ @Grimmie ] Thanks I think :D
[ 11:47:05 ] [ +Dog ] You can use the bulkheads to seal off the damaged areas. Although you know that the Stormers aren't held by the doors
[ 11:47:16 ] [ +Joose ] Toast was the socio-psycho. Kt'rr is just a shaktar.
[ 11:47:18 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh shit, there are more?
[ 11:47:25 ] [ +Dog ] You don't know
[ 11:47:30 ] [ +Baliame ] is there some sort of purge we have to aoekill all stormers?
[ 11:47:37 ] [ +deject ] I was just thinking of making more usable space so there aren't like 15 people in the elevator
[ 11:47:41 ] [ +Dog ] Eraser might hate that
[ 11:47:46 ] [ +Joose ] yeah. Leave the doors open when we go up

[ 11:47:46 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 11:47:50 ] [ +Baliame ] I know, and he's not here to complain
[ 11:47:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 11:48:03 ] [ +Baliame ]

[ 11:48:27 ] [ +Dog ] You could have easily worked out how many Stormers there were by the way
[ 11:48:38 ] [ +deject ] counting the number of pens?
[ 11:48:42 ] [ +Dog ] Yeah
[ 11:48:45 ] [ +Baliame ] 7.
[ 11:48:47 ] [ +Joose ] yeah, but that would involve complicated maths.
[ 11:48:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] hah
[ 11:48:48 ] [ +deject ] we don't have time to count!
[ 11:49:04 ] [ @Grimmie ] We killed.. 12 so far?
[ 11:49:11 ] [ +Baliame ] think so
[ 11:49:14 ] [ +deject ] I killed like 18 on my own
[ 11:49:18 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 11:49:22 ] [ +Baliame ] ah hell naw!
[ 11:49:27 ] [ +Dog ] 16 dead so far
[ 11:49:38 ] [ +Baliame ] how many pens?
[ 11:49:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] We didnt count
[ 11:49:48 ] [ +deject ] I really want to know my kill count to date, that would be ego-boosting.
[ 11:49:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] No, wait
[ 11:49:49 ] [ +Baliame ] we can
[ 11:49:53 ] [ +Baliame ] we have 12 hours alone in the base
[ 11:50:01 ] [ @Grimmie ] I spent like twelve hours wanderin around the base on my own
[ 11:50:02 ] [ +Joose ] I predict there are more out there. Lets go hunting!
[ 11:50:03 ] [ +Baliame ] move to the pens in a tight group

[ 11:50:12 ] [ +deject ] I like this idea
[ 11:50:18 ] [ +Dog ] There are 24 pens
[ 11:50:23 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh christ
[ 11:50:30 ] [ +Joose ] hells yeah!
[ 11:50:35 ] [ +Spindle ] lets hunt 'em
[ 11:50:45 ] [ +Baliame ] 8 more.
[ 11:50:45 ] [ @Grimmie ] Eraser will cry goopy tears
[ 11:50:53 ] [ +Joose ] Im going to take my armour off again, and pick up the warbastard. :D
[ 11:50:54 ] [ +deject ] as long as I'm in my armor now I'm game
[ 11:51:12 ] [ @Grimmie ] Okay, let's actually do this TACTICALLY this time. Yeah?
[ 11:51:18 ] [ +Baliame ] I'll guard the survivors, I can't afford to get hammered any more

[ 11:51:31 ] [ +Dog ] Can't afford? Your armour heals for free
[ 11:51:48 ] [ +Baliame ] well my chest is at 2 if I counted right :D
[ 11:51:53 ] [ +Baliame ] hp, not id
[ 11:51:58 ] [ @Grimmie ] Didnt dirk heal you guys?
[ 11:52:00 ] [ +Dog ] Ahh
[ 11:52:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] Someone asked earlier
[ 11:52:13 ] [ +Baliame ] Don't think so
[ 11:52:15 ] [ +Dog ] He can have done by now. He's doing fuck all else
[ 11:52:18 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 11:52:20 ] [ +Baliame ] Oh good.
[ 11:52:23 ] [ +deject ] I like that idea
[ 11:52:24 ] [ +Baliame ] Then it's recharged.

[ 11:52:40 ] [ +Dog ] You can heal your own Deathsuit though
[ 11:52:47 ] [ +Dog ] He won't
[ 11:52:57 ] [ +Baliame ] for flux if I'm not mistaken?
[ 11:52:58 ] [ +Joose ] Hows about this: we pick targets from left to right, alphabetically by character name. If theres less of them than us, loop around. Yes?
[ 11:53:03 ] [ +Dog ] Yep
[ 11:53:07 ] [ +Baliame ] how many per id?
[ 11:53:13 ] [ +Dog ] Dunno
[ 11:53:19 ] [ +Baliame ] okay then hold on :D
[ 11:53:24 ] [ +Dog ] It's a protect skill I think
[ 11:53:29 ] [ +Baliame ] think so
[ 11:53:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] Christ, that's complicated Joose. Okay though. Easier to have Dogpants give them numbers and we just declare our targets as they change, yes?
[ 11:53:53 ] [ @Grimmie ] so if #3 goes down we can swap to another number
[ 11:54:13 ] [ +Joose ] well yeah, but how are you going to tell me, mid combat, which one you are aiming for?
[ 11:54:21 ] [ +Joose ] if its pre-arranged, I already know
[ 11:54:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] True, but it doesnt take a full second to chant out a number
[ 11:54:45 ] [ @Grimmie ] Unless we get into the teens :D
[ 11:55:00 ] [ +Joose ] how about .3 of a second, which is how long a phase is?
[ 11:55:09 ] [ +Baliame ] 1 id per flux jeeez
[ 11:55:34 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hmm. Okay. Well, before we start shooting, we settle it in out-of-character too?
[ 11:55:38 ] [ @Grimmie ] So nobody gets confoozed?
[ 11:55:55 ] [ +Baliame ] so I spend 9 flux then healing my deathsuit to full
[ 11:56:02 ] [ +Joose ] ...i thought thats what I just suggested we did?
[ 11:56:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] Okay
[ 11:56:57 ] [ @Grimmie ] Is eraser melee or ranged?
[ 11:57:09 ] [ +Joose ] melee really, but I think he has a shotty
[ 11:57:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] Shall we work our a marching order?
[ 11:57:47 ] [ +deject ] I want to shoot the second from left one always
[ 11:57:48 ] [ +Joose ] lets
[ 11:57:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] Small ones followed by large ones
[ 11:57:54 ] [ @Grimmie ] Orrr?
[ 11:58:14 ] [ +Joose ] If you want to be in front of me and the warbastard, sure

[ 11:58:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] Well, you can shoot over small people that crouch, I hope
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[ 11:58:58 ] [ +SpindleWinston ] sorry, FF crashed

[ 11:58:59 ] [ +deject ] who is this impostor!
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[ 11:59:36 ] [ +Joose ] I guess, as long as you are close up and duck enough. Might want some ear defenders though
[ 12:00:00 ] · · Day changed to : [ Sunday, April 11th 2010 ].
Session Time: Sun Apr 11 00:00:00 2010
[ 12:00:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] Grim/Deej/Brain followed by Eraser/Ktrr?
[ 12:00:46 ] [ @Grimmie ] Or anyone else got ideas?
[ 12:00:56 ] [ +Joose ] sounds good to me.
[ 12:01:15 ] [ +deject ] sounds alright
[ 12:01:41 ] [ +Joose ] so, if we number the targets left to right, the grim takes 1, deej takes 2, etc
[ 12:02:19 ] [ +Joose ] and if there are less of them than us, start again from the left when we run out of targets
[ 12:02:38 ] [ +Joose ] when you take your target down, move to the next number up
[ 12:02:46 ] [ +Baliame ] if any of them comes to me within melee range I'm going to break formation and punch it
[ 12:02:48 ] [ +deject ] how about we match gun size to enemy size?
[ 12:02:48 ] [ +SpindleWinston ] I'm going with as well
[ 12:02:48 ] [ +Joose ] unless something is about to chew off your face
[ 12:02:48 ] [ +Baliame ] just so you know
[ 12:03:00 ] [ @Grimmie ] Stormers are all the same size aint they?
[ 12:03:07 ] [ +Baliame ] that's racism
[ 12:03:10 ] [ +Joose ] they have been pretty consistant so far
[ 12:03:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] haha
[ 12:03:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] "They all look the same to me"
[ 12:03:19 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 12:03:29 ] [ @Grimmie ] "Fahkin stormers, comin' here, takin' our jobs"
[ 12:03:31 ] [ +deject ] My best friend is a stormer!
[ 12:03:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] *Wistfully* Ahh.. Gerald.
[ 12:04:41 ] [ +Joose ] right, well if we are all sorted, shall we head forth!
[ 12:04:43 ] [ +Joose ] ?
[ 12:04:48 ] [ +deject ] well then let's go
[ 12:05:11 ] [ +Dog ] Where are you going?
[ 12:05:15 ] [ +Baliame ] pantsuuuuuu
[ 12:05:28 ] [ +Baliame ] I repaired my suit for 9 flux
[ 12:05:34 ] [ +Joose ] the place is vaguely circular, yeah? shall we just do a loop, clockwise?
[ 12:05:37 ] [ +Dog ] Yep, got that
[ 12:06:17 ] [ +Baliame ] also, what if orbit wants to capture them alive?
[ 12:06:23 ] [ +Baliame ] I mean they were working on them after all
[ 12:06:32 ] [ +Joose ] tough noogies for them
[ 12:07:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] I sent them emails, they sent nothing back!
[ 12:07:24 ] [ +Joose ] lets go!
[ 12:07:39 ] [ +deject ] clockwise-ho!
[ 12:07:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] It'll probably look good anyway, crazy cultists die in terrible accident and unleash stormers on a brave operative squad.
[ 12:08:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] Chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga. Shoe shoe!