SLA Industries: An Inch From Eden

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2010, 17:24

It ducks.

Post by **deject** » April 4th, 2010, 18:17

Martial Arts (6): 3, 2 + 6 = 11

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2010, 18:41

It ducks you too.

Phase 3.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 4th, 2010, 19:31

Aiming!

I don't act on three. Disregard that.

Post by **deject** » April 4th, 2010, 19:48

Try again!

Martial Arts (6): 9, 6 + 6 = 21

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2010, 20:36

Doink. That's a hit. It's still alive.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 4th, 2010, 20:50

I'd like to punch him but I black out for 0.3 seconds.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2010, 20:58

That's a shame, because he doesn't;

9, 3 + 7 = 19

6 DAM, 2 PEN, 3 AD to Brainy's chest.

Phase 4.

Post by **deject** » April 4th, 2010, 21:01

Again!

Martial Arts (6): 10, 2 + 6 = 18

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2010, 21:05

Crunch! Down it goes. End of bullet time.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 4th, 2010, 21:26

I'll aim down my sights and look at the stormer falling over.

Grimmie wrote:GODDAMNIT! Couldn't you have waited?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 4th, 2010, 21:58

I'd teabag it if it had a face.

Brainrot wrote:Someone tell management that they might need to update the base blueprints.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 4th, 2010, 23:53

Grimmie mimes putting on an oxygen mask to Brainrot and Deject.

Grimmie wrote:You two okay? The outside air you've so expertly let inside not sending you crazy or nothin'?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » April 5th, 2010, 22:33

Brainrot wrote:I'm more concerned about the inside air we're letting out. Fuck me...

Brainrot casually looks around.

Brainrot wrote:I suppose you don't happen to have a roll of duct tape on you now, do you?

Post by **deject** » April 6th, 2010, 0:59

Well that could have gone worse, we could be in the digestive system of these things. We really need to get to that airlock though.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 6th, 2010, 7:28

Shelton is still spouting on the monitors. You can see that there's about half a dozen people with him, and they're overriding the airlock safeguards.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 6th, 2010, 10:56

Are they dressed in biosuits?

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 6th, 2010, 10:57

Nope.

Post by **Grimmie** » April 6th, 2010, 11:12

Time to celebrate! Yeah!

Grimmie wrote:Maybe we ought to just.. Walk to the airlocks. Saunter maybe.
You know.. Nonchalantly?

I think we really ought to just make our way to the lift shaft at this point.
Are there any of those bulkheads in our way?

Post by **Joose** » April 6th, 2010, 11:46

Im going to encourage them out

Putting on the Crazy Shaktar face, im going to thuder my way towards them, banging about and roaring angrily as much as possible so they will definately hear me coming.