It's a girly elephant

Post by **tandino** » April 13th, 2005, 8:54

comrade yannnovski wrote:
tandino wrote:
/Half pedant
I believe they were called the Gelf in Red Dwarf, I could be wrong though
Genetically Engineered Life Form

I would say you are right. What the hell is going on with all these people younger than me with kids? Scary stuff.

*edit* B3tan to it, what are the chances.

I agree, it is indeed scary. I was pretty much the only one of my immediate friends that was single and/or not getting married as all my mates are a wee bit older than me. So I thought "fuck 'em, I'm gonna raise someone else's kid, that'll learn 'em." Who's laughin now eh!?

*Quietly sobs*

EDIT

comrade yannnovski, 100 posts! Woo yay etc!

comrade yannnovski · Post by **comrade yannnovski** » April 13th, 2005, 11:27

tandino wrote:
comrade yannnovski, 100 posts! Woo yay etc!

Woo hoo, Fear My Meerkat of Doom.

Please?

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » May 18th, 2005, 18:31

'grats Mr WEY!

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » May 18th, 2005, 18:41

Woo for mr Woo Elephant Yeah, congratulations

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » May 18th, 2005, 21:31

congrats. and yes the gelf first apeared in red dwarf in series 4 when krytan was tuaght to lie and decided to search a planet that was about to explode and found the gelf

F1sH g0 m0o · Post by **F1sH g0 m0o** » May 18th, 2005, 21:49

Congratulations WEY :D

killslay · Post by **killslay** » May 19th, 2005, 0:00

congrats mr.elephant
i'm 18 and i see all these people i was sitting exams with just last year wheeling prams about, its rather disturbing... its also rather depressing as it reminds me i'm not getting laid

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 19th, 2005, 10:55

Thanks all

It's also good to know that she likes Rock music too, as we were listening to a very loud rock band over my local, and the baby started moving/kicking.

There was much debate over whether the little elephant was moshing out inside Mrs WEY tummy.

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » May 19th, 2005, 11:23

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:It's also good to know that she likes Rock music too, as we were listening to a very loud rock band over my local, and the baby started moving/kicking.

It was banging on the wall with a broom telling the neighbours to keep the noise down.

Post by **TezzRexx** » May 19th, 2005, 11:31

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Thanks all

It's also good to know that she likes Rock music too, as we were listening to a very loud rock band over my local, and the baby started moving/kicking.

There was much debate over whether the little elephant was moshing out inside Mrs WEY tummy.

I can see you're proud already! How much longer have you got to go until teh date..?

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 19th, 2005, 11:35

August the 11th, which will make her a Leo.

I can see an Elephant clashing with a Lion though

Starting to decorate her room this weekend with "Sunshine Safari" which consists of Lion's Zebra's Elephant's etc....

Infact, it looks like something a b3tan may have designed to be honest :D

http://www.mamasandpapas.com/nursery/co ... safari.htm

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » May 19th, 2005, 12:24

Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 19th, 2005, 14:36

Jinxx wrote:Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya!

I forsee a great experiment...

Bringing the baby up watching weebl and bob, and kenya, and magic trevor instead of tellytubbies and the bloody flimbles or whatever.

Then compare the mental state of the child at specific ages with 'normal' children.

Result: *PANOWIE*

1 super intelligent child who will bring about world peace.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 19th, 2005, 15:04

you forgot this

2. a jibbering wreck that only knows how to communicate by saying badger, mushroom, and snake.

Post by **TezzRexx** » May 19th, 2005, 15:07

mrbobbins wrote:
Jinxx wrote:Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya!
I forsee a great experiment...

Bringing the baby up watching weebl and bob, and kenya, and magic trevor instead of tellytubbies and the bloody flimbles or whatever.

Then compare the mental state of the child at specific ages with 'normal' children.

Result: *PANOWIE*

1 super intelligent child who will bring about world peace.

agreed. However, thomas the tank should be thrown into the mix, cause that just PWNZ0RZ!

good luck for August then Wey.

Post by **Grimmie** » May 19th, 2005, 15:09

1. Kenya, Trevor, Weebl, Intelligence.
2. Badger Mushroom Snake
3. Tank
4. ...?
5. PROFIT!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 19th, 2005, 16:11

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:you forgot this

2. a jibbering wreck that only knows how to communicate by saying badger, mushroom, and snake.

Yes this is a possible side effect, but just imagine the possibilities, you could be pioneering a new technique for treating children just like that Dr Spock or thalidomide.

Oh.

killslay · Post by **killslay** » May 19th, 2005, 16:38

mrbobbins wrote:
Jinxx wrote:Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya!
I forsee a great experiment...

Bringing the baby up watching weebl and bob, and kenya, and magic trevor instead of tellytubbies and the bloody flimbles or whatever.

Then compare the mental state of the child at specific ages with 'normal' children.

Result: *PANOWIE*

1 super intelligent child who will bring about world peace.

hahaha can just imagine the kid pointing at kittens and shouting "teh fluffy tiem"

5punk

It's a girly elephant

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