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Nope, that's pretty much it.

I can't believe it's taken so long for this to happen. For years that's been his normal state.

shhh! she thinks (okay, thought) I'm not a massive demented pisshead.

He nearly caused a collision going "STOP THE CAR!!!!"

Then, when I kind of remarked that it was a motoring no-go, he goes "that is what that button is for woman!", and points at the hazard warning lights button.

Driving with a drunk Berk in the passenger seat is akin to driving a 52 seater bus full of retards.

Wifeyberk wrote:Driving with a drunk Berk in the passenger seat is akin to driving a 52 seater bus full of retards.

And the bus is on fire.

At least the windows are licked clean.

WELCOME TO THE SPAZZ BUS

mrbobbins wrote:WELCOME TO THE SPAZZ BUS

Yes, but at least I WASN'T driving that one!