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Posted: January 11th, 2007, 16:55
by spoodie
I couldn't have put it better myself.

Posted: January 11th, 2007, 17:02
by Dr. kitteny berk
Crabs – RAF
Pongo – Army
Posted: January 11th, 2007, 17:02
by friznit
Army = Green (Royal Marines call us pongoes - everywhere the army goes the pong goes)
RAF = Light Blue (Crabs because their WW2 dress was a grey colour that matched the Navy ships Crab Grey or something)
Navy = faaabulous Blue (They're all bum boys)
Put it all together (joint ops) you get Purple - so Joint Task horse HQ is known colloquially as the Purple Puzzle Palace.
Clear as mud?
Posted: January 11th, 2007, 17:05
by tandino
friznit wrote:Army = Green (Royal Marines call us pongoes - everywhere the army goes the pong goes)
RAF = Light Blue (Crabs because their WW2 dress was a grey colour that matched the Navy ships Crab Grey or something)
Navy = faaabulous Blue (They're all bum boys)
Put it all together (joint ops) you get Purple - so Joint Task horse HQ is known colloquially as the Purple Puzzle Palace.
Clear as mud?
Hehe, gotcha. I did a week in the Army and about 3 months in the ATC so I officially know fuck all when it comes to your boys' slang sessions... Apart from the navy being bummers, I knew that.
Posted: January 11th, 2007, 17:09
by Pnut
Bugger, just found out that im not bein paid for the 1st 30 days

ah well suppose the other 7 months of extra pay will make up for it

Posted: January 11th, 2007, 18:16
by Sheriff Fatman
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
yeah, but no-one likes him

As an ex Red Cap it's a curse I have come to accept

(And no Roman, you don't get a badge for killing me 200 times :p)
No fucker likes us until they need something

Posted: January 11th, 2007, 18:20
by Dr. kitteny berk
Sheriff Fatman wrote:
As an ex Red Cap it's a curse I have come to accept
No fucker likes us until they need something

i was refering to DP being unliked (and unlicked) but if you want us to ignore you too.

Posted: January 11th, 2007, 18:21
by MIkkyo
Sheriff Fatman wrote:
As an ex Red Cap it's a curse I have come to accept

(And no Roman, you don't get a badge for killing me 200 times :p)
No fucker likes us <strike>until they need something</strike>

Posted: January 11th, 2007, 20:44
by pixie pie
Argh, Army Lingo.
I got some good news in 2007 today! I went for my interview at Southampton university today, and was given a conditional offer. And as it is my first choice, I am mighty pleased.

Posted: January 11th, 2007, 21:53
by Dog Pants
pixie pie wrote:Argh, Army Lingo.
I got some good news in 2007 today! I went for my interview at Southampton university today, and was given a conditional offer. And as it is my first choice, I am mighty pleased.

Woo! Congratumalations old bean.
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 1:19
by MORDETH LESTOK
friznit wrote:I resigned my comission M, so I'll be a civilian by this time next year. Planning to take some time off and ya never know, might come and haunt you for a bit

might be headin back to florida...better to haunt me there...atleast you'll get to see Mickey Mouse...
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 1:20
by MORDETH LESTOK
pixie pie wrote:Argh, Army Lingo.
I got some good news in 2007 today! I went for my interview at Southampton university today, and was given a conditional offer. And as it is my first choice, I am mighty pleased.

\0/
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 8:36
by friznit
pixie pie wrote:Argh, Army Lingo.
I got some good news in 2007 today! I went for my interview at Southampton university today, and was given a conditional offer. And as it is my first choice, I am mighty pleased.

Rah! Southampton rocks. I spent three very drunken years there.
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 11:15
by tandino
pixie pie wrote:Argh, Army Lingo.
I got some good news in 2007 today! I went for my interview at Southampton university today, and was given a conditional offer. And as it is my first choice, I am mighty pleased.

Woo! Well done mate!
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 11:20
by fabyak
friznit wrote:FISH
todays fish is trout-a-la-creme... enjoy your meal
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 11:21
by fabyak
Posted: January 12th, 2007, 11:27
by fabyak
pixie pie wrote:Argh, Army Lingo.
I got some good news in 2007 today! I went for my interview at Southampton university today, and was given a conditional offer. And as it is my first choice, I am mighty pleased.

rah!
Nice one

Posted: January 12th, 2007, 19:23
by pixie pie
friznit wrote:
Rah! Southampton rocks. I spent three very drunken years there.
I plan to do the same, except 4.
Posted: January 13th, 2007, 10:46
by Roman Totale
The Good: a sort of promotion for me. The same job title but more work, more responsibility, more feet under the table and more money.
The Bad: the team I've taken over have had a substantial fraud on there. And which muggins has to try and sort it out? Go on, guess.
The Ggly: a lad on my team, 21 with the mental age of a retarded 15 year old football hooligan. He's a fat slob, he stinks, he goes to the bogs and doesn't flush the toilet or wash his hands. He spends his working day singing football chants and gets uppity when told to do some work. He's a pampered little shit who's completely incapable of doing a decent day's work. cupcake.

Posted: January 13th, 2007, 10:52
by Dog Pants
Roman Totale wrote:The Good: a sort of promotion for me. The same job title but more work, more responsibility, more feet under the table and more money.
The Bad: the team I've taken over have had a substantial fraud on there. And which muggins has to try and sort it out? Go on, guess.
The Ggly: a lad on my team, 21 with the mental age of a retarded 15 year old football hooligan. He's a fat slob, he stinks, he goes to the bogs and doesn't flush the toilet or wash his hands. He spends his working day singing football chants and gets uppity when told to do some work. He's a pampered little shit who's completely incapable of doing a decent day's work. Berk.

Berk's working for you?