Posted: October 23rd, 2010, 2:38
*cue batman clock wipe cut*
Eraser wrote:Anyone got anythin to eat?
Dirk wrote:Good afternoon, miss. We are here to see Mr. Daniels - I think he will be expecting us. Squad Five Punk.
Receptionist wrote:Good morning Mr Gently. Mr Daniels isn't here at the moment, but he's advised us of your arrival and your requirements. If you'd all like to take a seat Mr Baile, one of our lab supervisors, will be with you in a minute.
Dirk wrote:Mr. Baile? I hope he doesn't cancel on us...
Assuming you do so...Baile wrote:Mr Daniels said to expect some product recalls. Would you mind dropping them into the container?
Baile wrote:Mr Daniels will be along shortly I believe. Would you like me to show you our labs while you wait?
Dirk gives a little smile and a wave goodbye to the receptionist.Dirk wrote:Ooh yes please - I'd love to see what goes on inside Karma.
Baile wrote:Well I can't speak for Karma, but we're a commercial depot tasked with retail bio. Cosmetics mainly, and some upgrades. The gent back there being prepped is an LAD customer who came in last night. We're repairing him and installing the upgrades from his cold locker before they bring him back. In his case that which has killed him will only make him stronger. Aha.
Eraser wrote:D'you guys have a Stormer Upgrade Facility here?
Following a flight of stairs you're led through a set of automatic sliding metal doors into a sort of morgue. At a couple of tables are more Karma techs, who are taking apart a couple of Doobries. They look up when you enter, and to a man look at Eraser.Baile wrote:We do. Several of our treatment rooms are equipped to deal with Stormers. Unfortunately we don't see too many customers for them. A shame, you make the best patients.
Dirk wrote:I think you've got a fan club
It's not alive now, it's being dissected.Baile wrote:We've had a few specimens arrive already from other Ops, as you can see. That one was alive too when it came in, which was interesting. It was in some sort of behaviour loop and was tearing itself apart.
He pokes at the remains of the one Grimmie obliterated.Baile wrote:More gunshots. The brain material is useful. This one's in a sorry state...
He treats the Doobrie corpses like pieces of equipment.Baile wrote:Well we can run fluid tests on it anyway. We're not sure what's causing the behaviour, but it's all quite interesting. Preliminary reports are of heightened aggression and by the looks of things a surprising resistance to damage, although not enough in that one's case. No batch correlation from what I can see, I think it's an external factor. I hope it is, if this is an inherent design flaw we might have to do a lot of recalls. That's pretty bad. Nah, can't be that.
He gets back to work.Baile wrote:Anyway, like I said Mr Daniels should be along shortly. Feel free to grab a drink, there's a machine over there. Have a look through the lockers if you like - no touching though. There's all sorts of upgrades on cold storage. You might see something you like.
Eraser wrote:Wot if there's nuthin wrong with the Doob's, but something added after, in thier food or somethin?
Anyway, enough hot-dogging with the Karma staff. Dirk, Daniels is on the phone;Baile wrote:Could be. We're running tests now. It's unusual for food to cause behavioural irregularities though
Mr Daniels wrote:I've a job for you gents. Meet me in the lobby.
Dirk wrote:Well, thank you for showing us around Mr. Baile, but duty calls. Chaps, Daniels wants us down in the lobby - he's got work for us!
Grimmie wrote:Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby!
Let's all go to the lobby, to get ourselves a job!
Daniels wrote:We've a delicate problem that I think is best outsourced. With this number of gory deaths it's attracting attention, and so the events are attracting reporters like flies. We've seen a few off, paid a few off. One's decided he's on a crusade though. Understand that this isn't just looking bad for Karma, Karma is a SLA subsidiary. Third Eye should know better, but they're not putting enough effort into reeling this guy in. Go have a chat with him and see if you can persuade him to shut up. I don't care how you do it. The guy's name is Marty Morris, and he should be nearby in Chilwell sector, he broadcast from there about 15 minutes ago.
deej involuntarily twitches his right eye while resting his hand on his AR.Don't care how we do it eh?