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Post by cashy »

M4niachicken wrote:only fags drink tea
All those in favour of banishing chicken to Asia?
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*votes*
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Well I quite often get accused of drinking "nonce tea", so here's some of my favourites:

Darjeeling - It's quite light and refreshing (some people call it "the Champagne of teas", but they're just freaks). I don't like much milk in my tea anyway, but as Darjeeling is so light even a tiny drop of milk is enough

Ceylon - Slightly stronger than the above, nice flavour

Assam
- A strong tea, only put enough milk in so that it turns the colour of rust.

Green Tea
- I fucking love Green Tea, especially with Jasmin. As mentioned by others don't use boiling water with it. Not only is it nice, but it's good for you - full of anti-oxidants and helps break down monosodiumglutamates [sp?] (which is why you should drink it after a Chinese). Other nice variations are Lemon and Chamomile.

Chamomile - Bit of a hippy drink, but it is surprisingly refreshing.

Others:

Generally I love Herbal Tea. Particular favourites are Echinacea (good for the immune system), Rooibos (good for in the mornings) and anything with orange or ginger in it (spicy!)

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Roman Totale wrote:Echinacea
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Post by Wiggy »

M4niachicken wrote:only M4niachicken thinks that fags drink tea
Fix'd
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Post by Roman Totale »

Chicken has watched too many episodes of Friends, hence his coffee fixation.

The feathery nonce that he is.
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Post by Woo Elephant Yeah »

spoodie wrote:If you're using a teapot surely you should use loose tea?
God knows, but she swears that a tea bag brewed in a tea pot is better than a tea bag brewed in a cup?
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Post by Stoat »

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:God knows, but she swears that a tea bag brewed in a tea pot is better than a tea bag brewed in a cup?
If it's a silver teapot, or other metal, then possibly. Or maybe it just gets brewed longer when teapottifying.
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Roman Totale wrote:Chicken has watched too many episodes of Friends, hence his Rachel Green fixation.

The feathery nonce that he is.
Fix'd :above:

you tea supping manchestarian horse rectum licker
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Post by spoodie »

Image :lol:

*honoured*
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Post by Chickenz »

spoodie wrote:Image :lol:

*honoured*
Im the honoured one, ive never had a personal picture made before. I finally feel accepted on 5punk......now i can leave.
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M4niachicken wrote:Im the honoured one, ive never had a personal picture made before. I finally feel accepted on 5punk......now i can leave.
Just do it quietly, or you be muted. :lol:
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Post by Killavodka »

Image

FTW
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Post by Lateralus »

Yorkshire Tea is my tea of choice when drinking black tea (the leaves, not as in without milk), and I am in good company when I say that the milk goes in after the water. Laziness disputes the "must be made in a pot" idea.

Other than that, Green Tea is ace. I'm currently drinking some lovely loose-leaf stuff brought back by a friend from china, and it is lovely. Failing that, fair-trade green tea with jasmine is my favourite of the hippie teas.

However, more often than not I'll choose coffee over tea. You can't beat a lovely cup of fresh espresso (coffee-shop employees - note the utter fucking lack of an x in that word). I used to share a house with a guy who had an ace espresso machine, and I can't wait to buy one again. Those silver stove-top jobbies just don't work for me - the taste is always disappointing and its far too easy to burn it. If I can't get espresso, then I make felcher coffee. The strongest of the fair-trade coffee is my favourite. With or without milk is an entirely whimsical decision for me, and I'll happily drink either.
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Post by Roman Totale »

Are you people insane?! Yorkshire Tea is made from Satan's verruca shavings, mixed with singed pubes taken from his scaly cock!

:bleh:
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Post by Nickface »

I'm sure nothing beats the fine teas offered at your local T. E. Stockwell store...
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Post by fabyak »

amblin wrote:
So it's really from Yorkshire then... :)
Good to see Cafe Direct taking care of the Third World
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Post by Killavodka »

Roman Totale wrote:Are you people insane?! Yorkshire Tea is made from Satan's verruca shavings, mixed with singed pubes taken from his scaly cock!

:bleh:
You have got mixed up with

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*note the haggard editing, MSpaint ftw*
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